/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Big Guy]

Look uh, I actually like this thread right now so please don't clog it up with (insert minority here) sperging please. Let's wait for tommorow when the hedgies are forced to pay for their greed, laugh at them then sperg about whatever thing you want.

Shut up (insert minority here).

 

[haha fune sex numbr]

Psh, real chads would hold it on the "Escape the falling plane" server of Roblox

My mom doesn't let me play roblox anymore because one time I was playing with a player that was talking about weed so now she thinks its a Satanist game.

 

[make_it_so]

I mean I'm not surprised that Antifags are literally bootlicking the billionaires here, but it's still shocking to see.

Like I said earlier: Controlled. Opposition.

 

[Slap47]

It's a thing of true beauty
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Look at the green wookie. What the hell is happening here?
Makes me wonder if this is supposed to be a distraction rather than a demonstration, but there's nothing going on to distract from so I guess it's just freaks being freaks.


Neo-libs are functionally retarded (like the Q dopes and forever Trumpets but to an otherworldly level). They'd be living entertainment if they weren't as stable as nitroglycerine in a blender. Slam a BLM sticker over Hitler's forehead, shave his mustache and put him in rouge and see how quickly they'd become neo-neo-nazis.


Not really. I think he's funny but his advice is barely usable and comes from the mouth of a rich kid who pissed most of it away with bad decisions until he gambled big with bitcoin and is now severely autistic about cars and aging. This kind of advice will only be useful to regular people if the Great Reset ever happens and we don't get to own anything.
Until then, you can't follow Nick's advice of "buying a house" (ie don't just rent forever, get your own property (cars, house, etc.)) while also following Sam's advice of "just whine at credit companies and loan sharks over the phone until you're paying the least possible forever and living with an irredeemably miserable credit score"

Sam's not looking to get married, have kids, be an adult, etc. Nick's advice on cars, career and markets--although wonky--is overall the advice of a man who has a career, wife and leads a functional life. If you really need anyone's based advice then take Nick's.

Be responsible and use autistically long stories as a tool.

I reiterate that the comparison to GamerGate is not a coincidence. They will take a debate they are clearly on the wrong side of, and jete over on to a debate that is more defensible.

"Outrage over Wall Street trying to change the rules after being beaten at their own game? Quick! Start whingeing about anti-Semitism!"

Not a coincidence that the Wallstreet Journal was the first to call it Gamestop Gate.

 

[The Dick Faggotson]

Anarchy Online

They stole our houses in 2009. Now we steal their yachts.

 

[Stalphos Johnson]

Was it this video? (Time stamped for the part you might be talking about)

Watch the whole video, it's excellent

 

[draggs]

So Gamestonk only 25 dollars below yesterday's close in after-hours trading this evening. How much cocaine is being railed right now to come up with ideas to break the hold tomorrow, after today didn't work out so well for the hedgies

Genuinely interesting to see what they come up with, gonna be a long and glorious day of stonk warfare in the trenches

 

[Fluoxetine Man]

TFW holding onto GME and DOGE

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WE'RE GONNA BANKRUPT ALL OF YOU

.... IN MINECRAFT!

Disappointed there is no option for Habbo Hotel.

 

[Jet Fuel Johnny]

They stole our houses in 2009. Now we steal their yachts.

Redditors stealing investment banker's yachts, 2021, colorized

 

[Borax Bozo]

Eron Gjoni (Mr Gamergate himself) appears again after a very long absence:

https://twitter.com/eron_gj/status/1355007216378671104

"So I bought a bunch of gamestop stock at $17 per share a few weeks ago and this is the second time I've done something gaming related and everything exploded and a bunch of people got branded "neo-nazis" somehow."

 

[Orange Rhymer]

So Gamestonk only 25 dollars below yesterday's close in after-hours trading

Genuinely interesting to see what they come up with tomorrow to try to break the hodl, gonna be a long and glorious day of stonk warfare in the trenches

What time is the squeeze tomorrow? Before market close?

 

[Cubanodun]

Eron Gjoni (Mr Gamergate himself) appears again after a very long absence:

https://twitter.com/eron_gj/status/1355007216378671104

"So I bought a bunch of gamestop stock at $17 per share a few weeks ago and this is the second time I've done something gaming related and everything exploded and a bunch of people got branded "neo-nazis" somehow."

The man, the legend, the culprit of the tranny holocaust, the rise of trump, populism and now the death of wall street

Eron should just appear with a MAGA hat for the next step in the revolution, the return of Orange man

 

[The best and greatest]

Disappointed there is no option for Habbo Hotel.

Maybe by the time this is all set up Star Citizen will be released and we can host on an actual space yacht.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

The man, the legend, the culprit of the tranny holocaust, the rise of trump, populism and now the dead of wall street

Has anyone ever seen Eron and Sam Hyde in the same room?

 

[Activelo]

IH is going to work.

 

[Disheveled Human]

What time is the squeeze tomorrow? Before market close?

When ever the hedge fund companies finish buying the stock they borrowed IN FULL.

Judging by the slimy plays wallstreet has thrown at us so far it could be monday sometime.

 

[DuckSucker]

If the secret hedge fund meetings are held in a pirate server for Star Wars Galaxies, I WILL join your hedge fund.

Host them in EVE Online.

I think there were some real actual suicides over that shit.

 

[Slap47]

https://www.marketplace.org/shows/marketplace-tech/gamestop-stock-market-reddit-wallstreetbets-short-selling-nokia-amc/

...in a weird way, shades of GamerGate. We’ve seen hedge fund managers get doxxed, there’s this kind of harassment campaign that seems to be accompanying some of this. And I wonder, where’s the mob going to go next, and is that a question we should be asking?

Damn. It really never ends.

 

[Cubanodun]

https://www.marketplace.org/shows/marketplace-tech/gamestop-stock-market-reddit-wallstreetbets-short-selling-nokia-amc/

Damn. It really never ends.

I hope this end with billonaries yeeting Zoe quinn for starting the rebellion (on minecraft)

 

[Meat Target]

https://www.marketplace.org/shows/marketplace-tech/gamestop-stock-market-reddit-wallstreetbets-short-selling-nokia-amc/

Damn. It really never ends.

A better question for them to ask is, "what did we do to make so many people despise us?"

Rainbows, please.