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Apologies if this was already posted,Its just too hilarious watching (((Hedge Manager's))) on television looking like they're going to burst into tears or do a flip of the nearest building while telling us we can't just buy whatever stock we want to:cunningpepe::story:

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If only. Reality is that the government will swoop in and save the investors, some will be the fall guy, or prosecute some WSBers, and new laws will prevent normal people crashing on to the elites' walled garden parties.

I partially wish this can contribute to an economic meltdown of epic proportions as long as the elites are dragged down to hell too.
If the fed do a bailout then they will cause the masses to further radicalize against them.

Alot of the idpol nonsense is a direct result of the 2008 recession and bailouts.

This time it would be worse.

I actually had a plan to do what you are talking about. The key to (or was the key) to bringing everything down is targeting elected officials corrupt and greedy nature. Ever hear of the story of the monkey trying to steal an apple from a jar? Same thing.

The problem with the plan it would take 10 years to work and would work in a social political and economic climate that no longer exists.

However I do have a new plan.

Its based on the find a need and fill a need concept.

Im sure we all know about mercanaries and PMS right?

Well the problem is their insurance is rather flaky. Get shot in the leg and the company will try to jerk around the gun for hire to avoid paying.

Start an insurance comapany for mercs with a focus on honesty and trust worthiness. Actually pay if something goes wrong. No games.

Do this and you'll build up a client list of lean mean killing machines.

What this plan allows you to do is build up a small private military.

It would also allow you to network with powerful people who can fund said private army and might hate Pedro joe and friends.
 
They don't sell Lizardkin-Melter 5000s at Cabela's. I think they're NFA items or something. Am I supposed to look for one or its components at RadioShack?
Technically speaking, the cheapest way to create directed infrasound is with large bore pipes 20/25 feet long and some relatively simple audio waveform manipulations. Hell, if you're feeling jaunty about it you could even play music with the infrasound going at the same time to really mess with them. Get the system large enough and somehow manage to power it and you could lock an area off from anyone not willing to force themselves through revulsion and unshakable dread broadcasting at 300db directly from the low level components of their survival instinct. Where size limits become an issue i don't quite know but the concept should be scalable.

It's just an interesting idea for your next minecraft playthrough.
 
Technically speaking, the cheapest way to create directed infrasound is with large bore pipes 20/25 feet long and some relatively simple audio waveform manipulations. Hell, if you're feeling jaunty about it you could even play music with the infrasound going at the same time to really mess with them. Get the system large enough and somehow manage to power it and you could lock an area off from anyone not willing to force themselves through revulsion and unshakable dread broadcasting at 300db directly from the low level components of their survival instinct. Where size limits become an issue i don't quite know but the concept should be scalable.

It's just an interesting idea for your next minecraft playthrough.
Will this do the trick?
 
Or maybe it bottomed because they (allegedly) decided to dump people's shares below market value
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No. Been watching this shit since last night. The freeze on buying came first, dropping the stock, and then Robinhood sold the stocks of customers. The strange thing is that the mass sell-off didn't tank the stock further like it should have, which leads me to believe the posts that the initial drop in value caused by freezing sales was a lie and the stock actually held it's value.

I'm not sure how any sane person could still have faith in stock investments, the media, or government after witnessing what has happened today. The election shenanigans was easy enough to hand-wave for anyone opposed to Trump, but today the elite literally used every tool except guns at their disposal to maintain their monopoly on power to crush the normies. It is absolutely mind-boggling that anyone would still say that the establishment works for the benefit of the people.
 
So does anyone have any good investment sites or brokerage sites? I probably should get in on investing, and not meme shit.
I've used a few. Most of the websites are pretty shitty and prone to breaking or slow, but customer support has always been fairly decent in fixing the issues. If you're interested in mostly mutual funds then look into the funds' performance and costs. Normally doing a trade will cost around 5 dollars per trade, but if you invest into the company's own mutual or index funds it's free. I forgot which one it is, but either vanguard or fidelity has decent returns and low overhead, to the point where managed portfolios choose those funds over their own at times. Always seemed odd to me but whatever.
 
If the fed do a bailout then they will cause the masses to further radicalize against them.

Alot of the idpol nonsense is a direct result of the 2008 recession and bailouts.

This time it would be worse.

I actually had a plan to do what you are talking about. The key to (or was the key) to bringing everything down is targeting elected officials corrupt and greedy nature. Ever hear of the story of the monkey trying to steal an apple from a jar? Same thing.

The problem with the plan it would take 10 years to work and would work in a social political and economic climate that no longer exists.

However I do have a new plan.

Its based on the find a need and fill a need concept.

Im sure we all know about mercanaries and PMS right?

Well the problem is their insurance is rather flaky. Get shot in the leg and the company will try to jerk around the gun for hire to avoid paying.

Start an insurance comapany for mercs with a focus on honesty and trust worthiness. Actually pay if something goes wrong. No games.

Do this and you'll build up a client list of lean mean killing machines.

What this plan allows you to do is build up a small private military.

It would also allow you to network with powerful people who can fund said private army and might hate Pedro joe and friends.
Unless you've got the Philosopher's Legacy laying around somewhere, I think you're going to have a difficult time funding something like that.

"Just make your own social media!"
"Just start your own bank!"
"Just create your own currency"
"Just lay the foundations for your own Shadow Moses."
 
So does anyone have any good investment sites or brokerage sites? I probably should get in on investing, and not meme shit.
Fidelity, Schwab, and Vanguard are the big three that most recommend. (Yeah, some of them may or may not have limited trading or disruptions on $GME during its peak, but if you don't like it, make your own blah blah blah...)

This article goes into pretty good details on the similarities and differences. Without going into much about who I have accounts with, I'd say it's pretty accurate. Though to clarify, $49.95 transaction fees for mutual funds at Schwab are only for non-Schwab mutual funds. All three have their own versions of low-cost total US stock market/S&P 500/international stock market/etc. index funds anyway so that really shouldn't be a huge dealbreaker. Would also add that signing up for Schwab's checking account w/ no ATM & international fees (catch is it's pure online so no cash deposits) comes with a brokerage account so there's that if you want to get like a two-for-one.

Disclaimer: Not a financial expert or adviser or shilling for any broker, only personal opinions, not responsible for losses, etc.
 
What? Rich people cheat when they're losing? I'm shocked. It's not like we've watched them screw Null for the crime of calling trannies and fatties gross for years... so who could imagine them fucking people over with real money involved?

I didn't get involved in Tulip Mania 2021 but I also didn't ride the Tesla boom. Index funds are boring but they don't require statins.
 
Unless you've got the Philosopher's Legacy laying around somewhere, I think you're going to have a difficult time funding something like that.
well, even if you got the Philospher's Legacy, as long as you make an enemy out of (((them))), it will always turn out ugly for you.
just look at snek....
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why are we here? just to suffer?!
 
Unless you've got the Philosopher's Legacy laying around somewhere, I think you're going to have a difficult time funding something like that.

"Just make your own social media!"
"Just start your own bank!"
"Just create your own currency"
"Just lay the foundations for your own Shadow Moses."
Biden's gonna kill the oil industry, so maybe decommissioned offshore rigs will become a new real estate market? Let's buy one up for our own clubhouse!
 
I am really illiterate when it comes to stocks. I want to invest in silver can anyone explain how can i buy silver stonks as a non us citizen?
 
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