Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Can't wait to see what she went out for in this adventure. Isn't Ottawa still on lockdown for anything other than essential outings? All it will take is a couple comments pointing that out for a little rage to boil up.
Yeah, we're on lockdown save for essential outings. Not sure what reason she would have had to legit go out. She can't visit Grandma in hospital, medical appointments are generally over the phone or Zoom. Only thing I can think of is she might have had to break down & go to the lab for blood work seeing as the tech sent to her place couldn't find a vein.
 
GORL does the seat belt still fit or are you pulling it down for this picture?
I think she's pulling it down; see how it's twisted at the top? If she were properly belted in, that would be really annoying, digging into her shoulder
Nah you can clearly see both hands on the wheel in the reflection on her glasses.

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So I take it she’s gonna post her blog late at night so all the haydurs are asleep right?

Don't worry, @escalando is euro time and usually has something up within a couple hours of her videos!
 
Nah you can clearly see both hands on the wheel in the reflection on her glasses.

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Don't worry, @escalando is euro time and usually has something up within a couple hours of her videos!
The closer we get to her glasses, the more it looks like animals (2 at least).

Did she go to a farm again for fresh fruits/pies again?
 
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The expression on her face here.....I just can't. She looks like a 3-year-old child who just got caught drawing on the wall. Or a dog who just got busted peeing on the carpet. Like, "Oh shit...look what I just did!"
she legit looks like the youtuber "James Marriott" doing a bad dress up. LOL
 
fuck, this pic feels too claustrophobic to look at. idk how she isn't tired of being in that body

Being who she is, she lacks self-awareness or the desire for introspection you would need for this revelation. She will never realize that her own behavior is her biggest problem. She will just go on, believing that all dissatisfaction and negative emotions are the result of the behavior of other people instead of her own.
 
First - Zach Michael. He often acts too much the over the top, campy gay for my liking but when he's on point with a parody, he's on point. The boxes... excellent. Putting Judy on the counter a la BibiJunes & Sam - brilliant. He's got Chantal's mannerisms nailed - thrusting food so close to the camera it almost blurs, the way she'll stop halfway through a sentence & stare off into space, stopping to read & message on her phone - all her to a T. He even managed to squeeze out a decent belch towards the end. There's a lot of other, subtle little things he's got down pat as well. Luckily for him, with her new hair cut, he won't have to scrape up some hair into a semblance of a poop bun.

Two days in a row he's eviscerated her without once mentioning her name yet being so deliciously obvious, even without the titles, it was clear who his videos were about within 15 seconds. That will be driving her ballistic. Luckily for her, if Charlie Gold keeps her promise of reacting & her reactions are about Chantal, she can respond to that & no matter what Charlie says, one can bet Chantal will be especially snotty... she'll have a great foil for spitting out her anger towards Zach.

Oh, it gets better. Willo Davis joins in the trollololol:


Tag-teaming our gorls. This shit's been keeping me probably more amused than I should be.

 
So I take it she’s gonna post her blog late at night so all the haydurs are asleep right?
Was thinking the same thing, but also wondering if she got wicked sick from eating that Greasy Tim Hortons slop and needed medical care. I sense she scarfed down at least a half dozen doughnuts 🍩 in addition to everything we witnessed her consume on camera (and everything we didn’t see).

Restaurant food is loaded with trans fats and it was shortly after that carb and fat-laden Swiss Chalet *Holiday Meal* that she ended up in the ER.

Or it might be she simply can’t bear to see her Fat Fizz on camera with that chop job of a hairstyle she created today.

/autistic thinking 🤔
 
Was thinking the same thing, but also wondering if she got wicked sick from eating that Greasy Tim Hortons slop and needed medical care. I absolutely know she scarfed down at least a half dozen doughnuts 🍩 in addition to everything we witnessed her consume on camera (and everything we didn’t see).

Restaurant food is loaded with trans fats and it was shortly after that carb and fat-laden Swiss Chalet *Holiday Meal* that she ended up in the ER.

Or it might be she simply can’t bear to see her Fat Fizz on camera with that chop job of a hairstyle she created today.

/autistic thinking 🤔
Or she got a hold of a block of cheese and ended up in the psych emerg again.
 
What I love about Zach's trolling is that Chantal knows she can't go after him. I think she really accepts that she's so far below him in just about everything that she won't dare rage at him like she does others.

She can pick on Jenn and Charlie because she sees them as intellectually inferior (though Chantal may be the dumbest of the bunch) but she is no match for Zach...and it doesn't help that not only isn't he fat, he's actually lost weight.
 
Fortunately for Chinny, that horrible haircut is not even close to being the worse thing about her appearance.
Well, yeah, far from it. The haircut looks like ass and emphasizes all the wrong things about her face, but it's funny mostly because it shows she's running out of stupid shit to do with herself that give her an illusion of positive change. "I'm so not stuck in this hellish rut that is my life. Look, I can even change my, uhm... my h-hair!"

Bonus points for using the turtleneck as chin camouflage.
 
I don't know much about faces and hair combos or whatnot, but I take it that long, fat faces and short bobs are a no-no in the beauty world?
It’s about balance. If you have a big fat body, grizzly bear shoulders and five chins, you don’t want a style that stops at the chins and shoulders and doesn’t balance out the big body. Anna made the same mistake, her haircut made her look like a pin head, or a super fat circumsized dick.

Of course, Chinny has such thin hair there is no style that would work now. She shouldn’t have long hair, as it’d be stringy. I think her best option would be a Muslim headdress, like Amy.

A fat that looks like Chins who has normal or thick hair should probably wear layers that hit just below the shoulders. I don’t know why she doesn’t get a natural hair wig topper to cover the male pattern balding and give her volume, it’d be a lot more comfortable and attractive than those plastic wigs she favors, but it would cost money, not $40.00 on Amazon, and she’d have to be fitted. She’d rather have junk food. Besides, she’s a natural beauty, yanno?

Tess Holliday, as bizarre as she looks with all the fillers and the recent addition of 200 lbs and the clothes designed for 13 year olds, understood this concept so has also been getting extensions for years.

I love Zach’s latest videos. But when he put Judy on the desk, I kind of wish he’d used a monster voice to move her off. “Sschudy. Sschudy. Yesh. What’cha dojn’ Sschudy?!” I don’t blame him though, he probably doesn’t want to freak his dog out. Scaring pets doesn’t bother Chins in the least.
 
Rate me late, but I find it hilarious that she always tries to lean into supposedly being french canadian (her family is from quebec?), her emphasis on "croissant" and general disgusting food choices(francophones pride themselves on primarily enjoying good food) gives her away. French people don't like to be fat and have a general disdain for fat people, if she was able to go to France (I know never happening, but still funny to imagine) she'd get trolled so hard walking down the street, the chimpout would be one for the ages.
 
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Chinny has been doing a lot of intuitive napping lately. She should really just stop declaring her intentions to do anything at all since she apparently can’t follow through with even the simplest shit.
Gotta get that practice in for the big sleep that's right around the corner.
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Rate me late or whatever but didn’t notice she updated her “about”...400lbs lol sure.... yeah her head
Society has really gotten fucked to the point that you can post being your weight of"about 400 lbs" without a care and have people come to your defense. Also, her delusion about her health journey is beyond belief. She has the same ideas about her health that Saddam Hussein had about wars: I didn't die, therefore I won.
 
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