/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Bloody bunny]

if the short sellers are no longer in GME, why are the journalists are still sucking their dicks???
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This is like Saying the fat kid who pushes the handicapped girl who wares a helmet into the mud is standing up the little guy.

 

[BaronDaRolla]

I think it has to be short stocks for this to work.

Good point. In that case... what things do billionares spend their money on and anything in that area that has short stocks?

 

[Exbein]

So question.

If its this effective with just these stocks...

then what would happen if they did it with another stock? Like... i dunno.... something globalists hate.

Like... say... farming stocks?

that's why (((they))) are doing everything they can so that the Wall Street wins. Because this will set a precedent.
people can just bankrupt hedge funds, short sellers, etc etc etc with combined weaponized autism, either just for the lulz or out of spite.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Bloomberg anchors have that "hot, but professional" look. How'd a nitwit like Mini Mike get so tasteful?
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It's his only takeaway from the Orange Man... Nah, he just knows how to sell television like everyone else.

 

[Meat Target]

what things do billionares spend their money on

Politicians, yachts, houses, hookers, and blow

 

[Cubanodun]

Is gamestop part of big tech now that is more valuable that Apple and Facebook?

 

[Terrifik]

wallstreat bets discord hacked & destroyed -8:52 AM

 

[Trusty Patches]

Message from freetrade:



Probably just another cohenincidence...

 

[Style]

One can not help but laugh at the hilarity and absurdity of all this. Everything's gonna crash and burn (the stock market, the hedgefund, wsb wallets), and it's gonna be glorious. TO THE MOON

 

[muh_moobs]

Bloomberg anchors have that "hot, but professional" look. How'd a nitwit like Mini Mike get so tasteful?
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You really call THOSE hot? Ouch.

 

[Meat Target]

Honestly when I look at how fucking fat most Americans are nowadays i think a good famine would greatly improve the overall health of the nation. Akin to rationing two beers a day to an nation of hopeless drunks.

Perhaps, but getting between gluttons and their food is a good way to get sat on.

 

[Marissa Moira]

WSB is basically camping the hedge funds like it's an MMO and everyone is getting ganked and screaming for GMs to come and rescue them.

 

[Honest Coyote]

So when does it all close, and how high does it have to be before we see the chain reaction?

 

[BaronDaRolla]

One can not help but laugh at the hilarity and absurdity of all this. Everything's gonna crash and burn (the stock market, the hedgefund, wsb wallets), and it's gonna be glorious. TO THE MOON

It won't crash. The billionares will, worse case scenario, pull out the "durrrr im wearing invincible armor that makes me all powerful" card like a 6 year old playing pretend and make it so the stock market is fine.

However, what may happen instead is that anyone that doesn't make 10 grand a day is wasting money if they invest in any stocks.

 

[Meat Target]

So when does it all close, and how high does it have to be before we see the chain reaction?

Closing bell is 4 pm New York time.

 

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[WinchesterPremium]

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Probably just another cohenincidence...

At least they sound less cucked?

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Good point. In that case... what things do billionares spend their money on and anything in that area that has short stocks?

Pedophile islands and trips to pedophile islands.

 

[m4sk]

If you goyims sell you're fucking SMOOTH BRAINS and.. and LOSERS.. HOLD YOU DEGENRATES! WE ARE GONNA BE RICH, YOU AND I! I CAN FEEL THE SEA BREEZE ALREADY! please hold please buy, for your own good. You will be in the history books! The devils in the ivory tower don't want you to buy, SO BUY! BUY! BUY!

 

[Bloody bunny]

At least they sound less cucked?

Like you mean at least the whore didn't make him eat her cream pie?