/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

I might be way off base on this, but is it possible this is working so well because the glowies never thought to infiltrate a fucking investment reddit page?

Every political movement for decades that genuinely hates the government gets destroyed from within, but these guys apparently manage to get the entirety of Wall Street and Washington enraged in a few days. What if the problem isn't that it's hard to fuck over the government, but actually that it's easy if you can organize without the federal government doing everything they can to inject your group with idiots?
 
Well, they will still have to rely on manservants. It's not like they're going to do stuff in their bunkers by themselves. And lower classes, when they have nothing to lose, will eat the rich.

So no, it will never happen.

It would be such a shame if someone were to block off the source of oxygen or pump in carbon monoxide to the bunker from the surface...
 
I might be way off base on this, but is it possible this is working so well because the glowies never thought to infiltrate a fucking investment reddit page?

Every political movement for decades that genuinely hates the government gets destroyed from within, but these guys apparently manage to get the entirety of Wall Street and Washington enraged in a few days. What if the problem isn't that it's hard to fuck over the government, but actually that it's easy if you can organize without the federal government doing everything they can to inject your group with idiots?
I don't think the Feds could've predicted that Reddit autists would buy Gamestop stock during a short squeeze, so yeah probably.
 
I might be way off base on this, but is it possible this is working so well because the glowies never thought to infiltrate a fucking investment reddit page?

Every political movement for decades that genuinely hates the government gets destroyed from within, but these guys apparently manage to get the entirety of Wall Street and Washington enraged in a few days. What if the problem isn't that it's hard to fuck over the government, but actually that it's easy if you can organize without the federal government doing everything they can to inject your group with idiots?
The mods at WSB say they're deleting shill accounts constantly, so they're trying. We're in the right time period for people at large to be weary of sock accounts and concern trolling. In the long term I think it's the most reliable utcome of this though, any similar thing happening in the future will not be a coincidence and market manipulation will happen in the form of astroturfed "movements". They did that to the Occupy movement.
 
Someone needs to recount this entire event by drawing it as Third Impact
I tried.
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Now that is a trickle down effect I can get behind. But it will never happen because "What ever insult is the best". Am I a bad person for wishing to see everything burn over Gamestop stock? I would say no. At least it is fucking hilarious. In the 17th centruy the Netherlands crushed themselves over tulips. Not the US crushes itselves over Gamestop stock. It is such a sight to behold
 
I might be way off base on this, but is it possible this is working so well because the glowies never thought to infiltrate a fucking investment reddit page?

Every political movement for decades that genuinely hates the government gets destroyed from within, but these guys apparently manage to get the entirety of Wall Street and Washington enraged in a few days. What if the problem isn't that it's hard to fuck over the government, but actually that it's easy if you can organize without the federal government doing everything they can to inject your group with idiots?
Well yeah.

Even Antifa used to be a genuine bunch of faggots. They limited themselves to burning down Starbucks in Seattle. Who could possibly argue against that?

Now they're packed full of pedos and danger hairs and attack mom and pop stores and old white people on the orders of their glowie handlers.

The trick seems to be to fly under the radar and focus on seemingly non controversial hobby interests that the spooks view as harmless.
 
Well yeah.

Even Antifa used to be a genuine bunch of faggots. They limited themselves to burning down Starbucks in Seattle. Who could possibly argue against that?

Now they're packed full of pedos and danger hairs and attack mom and pop stores and old white people on the orders of their glowie handlers.

The trick seems to be to fly under the radar and focus on seemingly non controversial hobby interests that the spooks view as harmless.
A few years ago, if you were to say this shit was happening, people would think you're a schizo. How the times have changed.
 
Now that is a trickle down effect I can get behind. But it will never happen because "What ever insult is the best". Am I a bad person for wishing to see everything burn over Gamestop stock? I would say no. At least it is fucking hilarious. In the 17th centruy the Netherlands crushed themselves over tulips. Not the US crushes itselves over Gamestop stock. It is such a sight to behold
In the gilded age, the era of the robber barons, there was an actual trickle down effect, culminating in Henry Ford paying his workers above market rates because he thought it a good thing that the people who made him rich share in the spoils.

The difference between now and then is that the commanding heights of the American economy is no longer owned by Americans.
 
Even Antifa used to be a genuine bunch of faggots. They limited themselves to burning down Starbucks in Seattle. Who could possibly argue against that?
Every time there used to be a protest in downtown Seattle the police would immediately block off the area around Niketown. Ever since WTO it became kind of a ritual for them to smash up Niketown. But now Nike is woke and supports Colin Kaepernick so that doesn't happen anymore.
 
This whole "racism" take on this shit is so retarded. I don't agree with the P&D, but trying to spin it as "white supremacists killing the stock market" is fucking autistic.
Pretty sure it's an attempt to scare people from participating. "If you buy Gamestop stocks, you're siding with the Capitol Hill rioters and you don't wanna be a Nazi, do you?"
Only thing is, this is one of the rare events that has bipartisan support all around. When even AOC and Trump Jr. are on the same page, it's going to be fucking hard to paint this as a "white supremacist" movement.
 
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