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Jesus. Nice triple poast.
Unrelated question:

How does a hedge fund purchase 140+% of a stock? How is it possible to buy 140% of all the apples in a grocery store?
Is that an 'exploit' ? Illegal? or just a feature?
They didn't purchase any stock. What happened was, they borrowed stock and then sold it. Then the funds they sold those shares to in turn loaned that stock out. So shares were getting loaned out and shorted multiple times. There also may have been (this is still just alleged AFAIK) naked shorting, which is basically taking money for shares without even borrowing them, then buying and delivering the shares later, hopefully at a lower price.
 
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How does a hedge fund purchase 140+% of a stock? How is it possible to buy 140% of all the apples in a grocery store?
Is that an 'exploit' ? Illegal? or just a feature?
They didn't, they issued contracts to sell stock today at a lower price than the market price on day of issue.
They promised to sell something they didn't have.
 
I really, really hate to echo other posts, but seriously;

Why are they reacting like this if its just the standard blood in the water feeding frenzy you see sometimes and the wsb boys are a negligible force in all this?
Why are they screaming about economic terrorism when its business as usual?
Unless this was all a planned conspiracy to rip even more rights from the American citizen and this is all just theatre, why are they fucking crying on live television?
Something interesting I saw. Tl;dr according to this, Melvin Capital's liabilities are guaranteed by multiple investment banks _and_ there are a bunch of other hedge funds that do nothing but copy what Melvin does, and those funds are also guaranteed by multiple investment banks. If the funds go under, the banks are left holding the bag. The losses from a short squeeze are potentially unlimited so this could end up taking down multiple investment banks, perhaps most of the i-bank industry.

If this is accurate, it explains why so many people are losing their shit over one hedge fund getting squeezed... because it's actually the entire financial sector in jeopardy.

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I remind everyone that the fireworks are going to really pop off near the end of business today.

I strongly encourage any kiwis that have Gamestop stock to have an exit plan. Especially if you bought in later. Be prepared to move fast. I'm expecting the stock to bounce like a ball for a bit, but don't be caught as the last person holding the bucket.

Have a plan and pathway forward and stick to it.
 
"(Elizabeth) Warren asks SEC if hedge funds influenced fluctuation on GameStop prices" is the dumbest question I ever read both in the context of RobinHood halt and specially out of it. Between the shit she talks about financing and her crackhead healthcare plan, I´m thoroughly convinced chief Bleeding Cunt is the dumbest politician in DC. She blows AOC, Maxine Waters, Gohmert, whomever... out of the fucking water.
 
General query, has anyone actually asked GameStop about this? I think thats the most hilarious part. They are literally at the center of one of the largest financial inidents in modern history and nobody seems to care about them.

They have no real control over this and anything they say can be seen as market manipulation. Its in their best legal interest to keep their fucking mouth shut and hope the stock settles at 40-50 bucks. At the beginning of this mess their stock had been artifically crushed to like 5 bucks a share for months on end by hedgies shorting them over 100%.
 
I remind everyone that the fireworks are going to really pop off near the end of business today.

I strongly encourage any kiwis that have Gamestop stock to have an exit plan. Especially if you bought in later. Be prepared to move fast. I'm expecting the stock to bounce like a ball for a bit, but don't be caught as the last person holding the bucket.

Have a plan and pathway forward and stick to it.
what's great is so many people are buying a small amount with the intent to never sell. they don't care if they lose a small amount to be a part of this once in a lifetime event
 
Air travel is fucking dirt cheap right now. I priced a flight from Orlando to Austin with 3 days' notice a couple weeks ago and it came out to $189 round trip including a rental car. And that was Frontier Airlines and Alamo, not random fly-by-night companies. I ended up not traveling (the "oh-shit" I was asked to fix got fixed by the locals) but that price just floored me.

If you've been putting off visiting distant family or friends, now's the time to go.
Literally half the airline pilots licensed are active right now, and the pilot's union is calling for federal funds. There's a damn good reason why the hedges are shorting all airlines, but it looks like the squeeze is already on.
 
I remind everyone that the fireworks are going to really pop off near the end of business today.

I strongly encourage any kiwis that have Gamestop stock to have an exit plan. Especially if you bought in later. Be prepared to move fast. I'm expecting the stock to bounce like a ball for a bit, but don't be caught as the last person holding the bucket.

Have a plan and pathway forward and stick to it.
I was late but im itching to buy 1 GME just to be part of it
 
Something interesting I saw. Tl;dr according to this, Melvin Capital's liabilities are guaranteed by multiple investment banks _and_ there are a bunch of other hedge funds that do nothing but copy what Melvin does, and those funds are also guaranteed by multiple investment banks. If the funds go under, the banks are left holding the bag. The losses from a short squeeze are potentially unlimited so this could end up taking down multiple investment banks, perhaps most of the i-bank industry.

If this is accurate, it explains why so many people are losing their shit over one hedge fund getting squeezed... because it's actually the entire financial sector in jeopardy.

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Well yeah, they never learned to stop making insane bets on the stock market just because they are hedge funds and eventually such bets put the entire market at risk. It's like using the economy to do thick lines of coke--every single time you're one SNIFF away from a brain hemorrhage.
This time it wasn't a cokehead going bust in his gambling but the common folk who got screwed over by them before (housing crisis) exposing their continued death-gambling to the world and putting the fear of God into them.
However, little did anyone realize they can't fear God...since they truly think they are the gods!

WSB is the God of War sequel we've been waiting for.
 
Something interesting I saw. Tl;dr according to this, Melvin Capital's liabilities are guaranteed by multiple investment banks _and_ there are a bunch of other hedge funds that do nothing but copy what Melvin does, and those funds are also guaranteed by multiple investment banks. If the funds go under, the banks are left holding the bag. The losses from a short squeeze are potentially unlimited so this could end up taking down multiple investment banks, perhaps most of the i-bank industry.

If this is accurate, it explains why so many people are losing their shit over one hedge fund getting squeezed... because it's actually the entire financial sector in jeopardy.

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Oh no, won't someone think of the poor bankers?

They can get fucked. They robbed America in 2008 and in 2020, they will get absolutely no sympathy from me. And when they get bailed out the results will be interesting to see.
 
I remind everyone that the fireworks are going to really pop off near the end of business today.

I strongly encourage any kiwis that have Gamestop stock to have an exit plan. Especially if you bought in later. Be prepared to move fast. I'm expecting the stock to bounce like a ball for a bit, but don't be caught as the last person holding the bucket.

Have a plan and pathway forward and stick to it.
From what I've read, being no expert, they can still hold it down throughout the rest of today if they have the means and help to do so, which would push it further into the future hoping that people are uninformed and sell today. Like I said, no expert, but that does seem to be the case so far this morning.
 
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Jesus. Nice triple poast.
Unrelated question:

How does a hedge fund purchase 140+% of a stock? How is it possible to buy 140% of all the apples in a grocery store?
Is that an 'exploit' ? Illegal? or just a feature?
It isn't that much stranger than financial multipliers in general. Use assets as security for an investment, expect returns, use that as a security, etc. Same as fractional reserve banking. As long as it's all covered and the books are balanced there's nothing wrong with this in theory, but depending on the risk (which is very high in this case) that the investment carries, there are regulations in a lot of cases specifying what fraction of securities must be solid assets. This could be considered what's messed up in this case, that there's isn't enough of an incentive to cover your ass in case it goes belly up, and maybe it won't be legal to short stocks beyond a certain percentage in the future.

There's an ELI5 article about it here: https://omaha.com/business/investme...cle_e0c1c0b0-2680-51a6-b163-4221e8c2f55e.html
 
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