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[FeatherPlucker]

This was the point a lot of us were making before. Trump wasn't a good guy, but the other side was just way fucking worse. It's like Game of Thrones, except everyone is fat, ugly, and somewhat autistic.

Agreed. Didn't like Trump much in the past, but I now appreciate any politician who at least knows what a pussy is.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

I am also all in on Dogecoin

yolo

I live by a firm rule: once one of my family members starts talking to me about a financial trend, it is on the way out.

Good rule. I also have this for normies at work. Once they know it’s over, whatever it is.

 

[CrippleThreat]

Not only will you be broke and fucking yourself over, but you'll also be out of the game.

@HOMO FOR LIFE, here's looking at you, king. Don't let yourself get bogged.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

the situation (1/29 10 AM ET):​

• short interest: 75.54% of float by Ortex, 113.31% of float by S3 Shortsight
• short share public availability: 0
• Shorts are exiting their positions, but an amount of shares equal or almost equal to float is still shorted.
• robinhood and other brokerages didn't have the capital to place buy orders at times yesterday. Robinhood is apparently going so far as to liquidate GME shares in accounts that are not using margin trading(!) If you're still on robinhood, you should find a new broker ASAP. Retail brokers who didn't blow up completely yesterday include:
  • vanguard
  • td ameritrade
  • fidelity

 

[proteus4994]

People are watching it go down to 275 and panic selling today. Like, you’re going to go down with the ship regardless, so just hang on and see what happens.

and if you invested more than you can afford to lose, you’re a gigantic moron.

 

[BalthasarGelt]

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The madness starts

Now champagne communists will be able to proudly announce they've lived through rationing and survived!

 

[Celebrate Nite]

I am also all in on Dogecoin

>stop pumping garbage, you fag.
<I am also all in on Dogecoin
It's amazing what one day of STONKS can do to a person.

 

[Slutpuppies]

I thought the cows of the year 2021 were definitely going to be politicians, but now that Wall Street has entered the chat ain't no telling the potential of the people we can point and laugh at.

And we're still in January!

 

[Meat Target]

Hehehehehehehe
HEHEHEHHEHEHE
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

I live by a firm rule: once one of my family members starts talking to me about a financial trend, it is on the way out.

Yeah, seriously. The only reason to buy in after like tuesday was to get in on the meme of sticking it to wall-street and maybe make a few bucks on the side while doing so.
Throwing in tons of bucks to make optimistically a few thousand and more realistically to risk losing many more thousands is definitely wagie getting too big for its cagie behavior

I missed that train, and I'll kick myself for it, but there's no real reason to buy in at this moment if you think it'll make you money. You buy in to be a part of history and stick it to the hedgies.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This should go without saying, but please don't buy more than you can afford to lose. Eventually, the short-sellers are going to get shoahed, and people will need to start boosting other stocks they're shorting on. Not only will you be broke and fucking yourself over, but you'll also be out of the game.

I bought a Bunch of BAT, Etherium and Litecoin. They've been pretty stable for awhile and I figure they will make the ideal life raft for people fleeing the scene of this dumpster fire. Ever seen a building on fire and thought to yourself, "how can I profit from this?" You buy the fire hydrant.

 

[Linako 2.0]

how many hours before the stock market is forced to close up shop for the day and shit goes down? or are they going to try and do a loophole jew bullshit and force the stock market to stay open overtime.

 

[mindlessobserver]

how many hours before the stock market is forced to close and shit goes down? or are they going to try and do a loophole jew bullshit and force the stock market to stay open overtime.

Trading ends in an hour and a half. And then we get all weekend to assess the damage

 

[Vaclav]

This feels different. People aren't buying the bullshit this time.

If the government ratfucks this somehow, I legit think we might be looking at a (small scale, at least) Day of the Rope.

The distractions are gone. People have nothing to do but sit at home reading the news. BLM and the Trump Train were both derailed and changed nothing. Entertainment media is no escape anymore, it's terminally pozzed and exists only to remind you of why you're an evil person (if you're white cis scum) or why your problems will never go away (if you're a "marginalized person.") There's no recovery on the horizon and people are getting desperate. Now WSB has shown them that even a god-king can bleed.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

I like the stocks I purchased.

(1) share of GME for the memes and memories
(10) shares of Nokia for the good memories of a based phone. And the snake game. Loved the snake game...

 

[I'd abeeb bear]

I bought a Bunch of BAT, Etherium and Litecoin. They've been pretty stable for awhile and I figure they will make the ideal life raft for people fleeing the scene of this dumpster fire. Ever seen a building on fire and thought to yourself, "how can I profit from this?" You buy the fire hydrant.

I'm a BAT hodlr of many years. You did the right thing. Now watch the charts daily with me, ever sideways, ever crabbing.

 

[mr.moon1488]

@HOMO FOR LIFE, here's looking at you, king. Don't let yourself get bogged.

Likely the best way to play this is just rinse and repeat this pattern.

Buy stocks short sellers are in on with what you can afford -> wait until the short sellers get gassed and have to cash out on said stock -> cash out yourself -> move on with the crowd to the next target.

So long as you don't jump in late as fuck, you should make a fair profit each time while shoahing the short-sellers.

Edit:
This model also makes it an attrition game against them which will do more lasting damage.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

@HOMO FOR LIFE
I guess you found out why traders drink and do coke.

 

[draggs]

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>stop pumping garbage, you fag.
<I am also all in on Dogecoin
It's amazing what one day of STONKS can do to a person.

That is your brain on STONKS

It can take as little as ONE DAY of STONKING

Do you want your brain to be like that because of STONKS children

Just say (((no)))

 

[GreeneCoDeputy]

You buy in to be a part of history and stick it to the hedgies.

At this point the people buying are doing the real work to make sure it sticks. They should get a ribbon for their Civil War 2 uniforms, at least.