/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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As it stands, old media have already declared redditors the winner. Melvin already closed out the position to avoid further losses at closing bell.

If my math is right, they lost over a billion dollars from the initial investment of $50 million. This isn't counting any other money pumped into it, and is definetly not counting the naked shorts. Prepare for the bailout gents.
There hasn't been sufficient volume for melvin to close their position.
 
Attention, Attention, May I Have Your Attention Please:

The word of the day is schadenfreude:


Used in a sentence:
The vast majority of Kiwi farms are experiencing schadenfreude over a rash of suicides of wall street hedge fund managers.
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My main pleasure is coming from anarchist twitter.
 

KEEP PUSHING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
TODAY I WOKE AND LOOKED OUTSIDE AGAIN BUT THE SKY LOOKED THE SAME TO ME! SOMETHING TOLD ME THAT THIS WORLD HAD CHANGED! COULDN'T FIGURE OUT WHAT DID IT MEAN!

We're flying into free for real.
 
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