/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[Salubrious]

When Biden bails out Wall Street in a week and you still won't get your 1,400 bucks, remember this day.

Null will eventually ban me for uploading too many videos, but before that it's been a pleasure sperging out with you autists.

 

[Spasticus Autisticus]

Uh guys why isn't the number rising?

Options don't exercise until 4:15pm.

 

[Foghot]

REEDIT HAS JUST WALL STREET

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[likeacrackado]

At least let me have the 2 days to pretend something good will come of this.

Either way we win. Mass redpilling

 

[Meat Target]

You guys told me the number would raise BECAUSE of that.

That was yesterday, when it was being suppressed.

 

[Bunny Tracks]

IN BLOOD AND TEARS, A THOUSAND TIMES

WE RISE AGAINST, WE'LL ALWAYS HOLD THE LINE

OF RECKONING!!!!

 

[Purple Pepsi]

If Biden won't give me my $1400 stimmie check, I'll get it from Gamestop. Keep holding guys, every retard dollar put in and held is another hedgie off a rooftop

 

[Bridge to Nowhere]

So...anyone wanna make bets over what the weekend brings?

 

[melty]

So...anyone wanna make bets over what the weekend brings?

A bunch of nothing and some new distraction for the masses

 

[WinchesterPremium]

So...anyone wanna make bets over what the weekend brings?

WSB pulls off its mask to reveal JEB! He holds the economy hostage and will crash it if he isn't made president.

This is how JEB! can still win.

 

[waffle]

institutional investors have access to larger trading hours and they're going to use them to try and fuck up the stock price as much as possible. My understanding is they have an hour to fuck around before the options become due.

They can drive it as low as they want though, if there's no volume other than them shuffling the shares they have they still can't close the short.

 

[Meat Target]

So...anyone wanna make bets over what the weekend brings?

An SEC investigation into "economic terrorism/vigilantism/insurrection", with Chuck Schumer in tow.

 

[Corn Flakes]

So...anyone wanna make bets over what the weekend brings?

Government intervention. Even with Trump I reckon it would happen, but with Biden and his cabinet in power? There is no way they're going to let their billionnaire friends take that fall.

 

[Mr. Skeltal]

Don't live where there's a HOA. Learn to plant food crops among ornamentals so it isn't obvious what you're up to. Get some big LED lights and put a few things in pots inside.

And don't get too worried about corn and soybeans. Most of that is grown for livestock feed, which if there's a shortage might run the price of meat up but the average American won't die over it. Learn to love legumes, they're a healthier protein source anyway.

Most species rose varieties are completely edible and rosehips have more vitamin C than citrus. The average Joe will look at your rose garden and not think its edible at all.

 

[LUNEKO]

An SEC investigation into "economic terrorism/vigilantism/insurrection", with Chuck Schumer in tow.

Don't doubt it they'll make a russiagate out of this

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

I just hope the public response to bailing out will be significant enough to redpill the masses.

 

[Pentex]

Home stretch. Remember your hands.

 

[draggs]

Expect a slew of stories Monday morning about how shitvestors simply didn't care that what they were doing was wrong according to experts, because they were motivated by MAGA/Q/Russia/their whiteness/etc. and how this is a serious threat to democracy that must be handled by Big Uncle Joe

 

[Salubrious]

Expect a slew of stories Monday morning about how shitvestors simply didn't care that what they were doing was wrong according to experts, because they were motivated by MAGA/Q/Russia/their whiteness/etc. and how this is a serious threat to democracy that must be handled by Big Uncle Joe

That already happened 48 hours ago.

https://archive.is/95C5g

 

[mr.moon1488]

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Imagine trying to bribe potential leakers with a fucking $40 gift card.