/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[draggs]

Chair-slamming at Citron:

This is what the whole hep world would be doing on Friday afternoon if the Nazis had won the war. This is the Moon Reich.

 

[Meat Target]

Paxton was indicted for securities fraud 5 years ago. He's been fighting it and hasn't been to trial yet.

Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton was indicted 5 years ago. He still hasn't gone to trial.

Read our timeline covering delays and side battles in the long-running securities fraud case against Paxton.

www.texastribune.org

Don't care. Anyone who puts heat on Robinhood and their Merry Band of Thieves is doing the world a favor. The Hedgies are down, it's time to kick them and stomp on them till they spit out their teeth and piss blood.

 

[Michael Jacks0n]

Every great leader in human history had a bit of the tism/was addicted to a lot of shit
Make of that what you will

Not just the 'tism, but also confirmed sociopaths and/or psychopaths. I mean, look at the GEOTUS: he sustained off fast food and managed to run the free world whilst shitposting on Twitter at 3AM, even with the coof.

 

[Haramburger]

Imagine trying to bribe potential leakers with a fucking $40 gift card.

I haven't been to NYC in over a decade, but I suspect that covers ONE fucking lunch plus tip & fee on that shitty app. Office leaders trying to buy the worker's lunch needs to happen a little more regularly than this to win any zipped lips. I hope they're leaking everything over comped sushi.

 

[DyingStarsForever]

I was reminded of this passage from Absolute War: Soviet Russia in the Second World War regarding how the Germans tried to deal with partisan campaigns early in the war:

The danger represented by the partisan units operating behind German lines was not yet understood and Halder still refused to consider it a serious threat. As Halder later justified it to himself in conventional military terms , on 26 July, the Red Army could not be defeated by such operational manoeuvres in big battles "because they simply do not know when they have been defeated".

p. 239.

This seems to be exactly how Wall Street is reacting to r/WSB so far. They can't accept that someone isn't operating under the conventional profit motive, so how is their behaviour explained? "They're holding and the stock is rising because they don't understand that they should sell and the price should be falling!"

 

[waffle]

Anyone who has a position other than "Melvin should loose their dicks as a natural result of their gamble failing" should face a life time trading ban from the SEC. They clearly aren't compitent to trade and don't understand the risk. We have to protect the market after all, that's what the media says...

The only reason shorts pay anything is that there is a risk that they wont pan out. Remember everyone who covers for these parasites and don't trust them on anything.

 

[Harvey Danger]

A curious day for low volume.

5 day view.

 

[Pee Cola]

We did it, Reddit!

Another one for the the playlist:

Spoiler: Karaoke edition

Paranoia is in bloom
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(So come on)

Another promise, another scene
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(So come on)

Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Fun fact: "Uprising" was written in response to how pissed off people were at bankers and the elites in the wake of the GFC. Matt Bellamy is way more based than many people realise.

 

[draggs]

Anyone who has a position other than "Melvin should loose their dicks as a natural result of their gamble failing" should face a life time trading ban from the SEC. They clearly aren't compitent to trade and don't understand the risk. We have to protect the market after all, that's what the media says...

The only reason shorts pay anything is that there is a risk that they wont pan out. Remember everyone who covers for these parasites and don't trust them on anything.

They have been operating on terms of gubbmint-guaranteed no risk for a very long time

They just lost their virginity to creepy uncle all over again

 

[Uncle June]

Here's the archive version of Louis's latest yt video called "Ontario Teachers pension fund gains 300M from wallstreetbets. WSB IS THE TRUE ROBIN HOOD! " :
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Also , we have another black person saying the truth about about Robinhood and Wall Street:
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What a beast. Always loved this guy, he's like a cooler, black version of Dave Ramsey.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Don't care. Anyone who puts heat on Robinhood and their Merry Band of Thieves is doing the world a favor. The Hedgies are down, it's time to kick them and stomp on them till they spit out their teeth and piss blood.

If they did the opposite we’d all flock to them like never before.

 

[Haramburger]

Reminder to any big winners in the week's games to DM null directly with a modest donation/invoice request for being one of the few free places on the internet to watch and discuss the Happening™

 

[Shittus Maximus]

Reminds me of this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxXOe6SG1qw

 

[biscuitscilia]

The moment the Free Market is no longer "Free" everything collapses, they built this whole disgusting machine and called it "Freedom" if they get rid of the label, then the machine is naked to the eye, no more optics, they loose

That's true. Now that anyone can do it with a few clicks of a mouse, and this event publicizes how easy it is to do, there's nothing they can do to stop just anyone with spare change to invest in stocks. This really reveals that after all this time, it was this easy to fuck with the financial system.

 

[Xx_Retard Faggot 1488_xX]

We did it, Reddit!

Another one for the the playlist:

Spoiler: Karaoke edition

Paranoia is in bloom
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(So come on)

Another promise, another scene
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(So come on)

Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Fun fact: "Uprising" was written in response to how pissed off people were at bankers and the elites in the wake of the GFC. Matt Bellamy is way more based than many people realise.

He literally cried about the potential of nat. guard being used to stand around and watch nigs burn down cities on instagram, he's not that based bud.

 

[Meat Target]

This seems to be exactly how Wall Street is reacting to r/WSB so far. They can't accept that someone isn't operating under the conventional profit motive, so how is their behaviour explained? "They're holding and the stock is rising because they don't understand that they should sell and the price should be falling!"

From the ascension of the Orange One, to Kenosha Kyle slotting chomos, to the Capitol Kerfluffle, to this, there has been a common message to the plebs:

"We are your betters! How dare you defy us!"

 

[Pee Cola]

He literally cried about the potential of nat. guard being used to stand around and watch nigs burn down cities on instagram, he's not that based bud.

Based compared to the most of the music biz. Perhaps I should've included that qualifier.

That, and I don't use Instagram because I don't give a fuck about what randos had for lunch, unless Insta has changed since the last time I was unfortunate enough to clap eyes on it.

 

[trent]

We did it, Reddit!

Another one for the the playlist:

Spoiler: Karaoke edition

Paranoia is in bloom
The PR transmissions will resume
They'll try to push drugs that keep us all dumbed down
And hope that we will never see the truth around
(So come on)

Another promise, another scene
Another packaged lie to keep us trapped in greed
And all the green belts wrapped around our minds
And endless red tape to keep the truth confined
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Interchanging mind control
Come let the revolution take its toll
If you could flick the switch and open your third eye
You'd see that we should never be afraid to die
(So come on)

Rise up and take the power back
It's time the fat cats had a heart attack
You know that their time's coming to an end
We have to unify and watch our flag ascend
(So come on)

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey
Hey, hey, hey, hey

They will not force us
They will stop degrading us
They will not control us
We will be victorious
(So come on)

Hey, hey, hey, hey

Fun fact: "Uprising" was written in response to how pissed off people were at bankers and the elites in the wake of the GFC. Matt Bellamy is way more based than many people realise.

The boyband version of Radiohead.

 

[LUNEKO]

Based compared to the most of the music biz. Perhaps I should've included that qualifier.

that bar its so low it might as well be at the core of the planet mate

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

good for basedboys