/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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Anybody up for the hottest of lolbertarian takes?

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Here's another one from Bloomberg, which features this amazing quote:

"But the GameStop uprising could mark the end of an era for the public short -- the long-vilified folks who try to root out corporate wrongdoing, take positions betting a stock will fall and then wage public campaigns."

Short Sellers Face End of an Era as Rookies Rule Wall Street

The latest assault on Wall Street short sellers has a long tradition, dating back to, well, at least Napoleon. “Treasonous,” he called them for betting against government securities.

www.bloomberg.com

https://archive.md/25xXQ

 

[Fatrick Hamlinson]

Do it, fucksticks. I fucking dare you. Keep on being as loathesome as possible.

Should they do it, they're going to kickstart a revolution.

It will not be bloodless.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

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JUST ROLL BACK THE ECONOMY TO VERSION 1.0 BRO.

That's AWESOME.

Can we then 'unwind' the economy to the late 80's, before China destroyed the US manufacturing sector?

I'm going to tell my credit card that I'm 'unwinding' the debt I owe them.
I'm also 'unwinding' my taxes.

 

[mr.moon1488]

~Sun Tzu

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/why-business-leaders-are-_0_n_5003283

Looks like you niggers should have actually read that shit instead of just putting it on a bookshelf to look well read.

lol, these fags never actually read it. They just take the same few lines out that everyone quotes, and say they read it to look impressive. Ironically, if they had read it, they could have seen this shit coming from a mile away.

Maneuvering 36: When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.

The meaning of this is that you don't push an enemy so far into a corner that he decides to say "fuck it, if I'm going to die, I'm going to take as many of these fuckers as I can with me." This is exactly what these fags have done in the market. They've pushed people to the point at which they've decided "well if I'm going to be broke anyway, might as well hold onto a losing stock so they go broke too."

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

That's AWESOME.

Can we then 'unwind' the economy to the late 80's, before China destroyed the US manufacturing sector?

I'm going to tell my credit card that I'm unwinding the debt I owe them.
I'm also 'unwinding' my taxes.

We need all the manufacturing jobs back. AND I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!

 

[LUNEKO]

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JUST ROLL BACK THE ECONOMY TO VERSION 1.0 BRO.

Hey wait a minute! i thought the stock market wasn't made up! government couldn't have lied to me!

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Slight PL:
I worked with silver in a manufacturing industry. Believe it or not, silver is considered a hazardous material. So our genius managers told everyone to dump the silver powders, etc.. into a Haz-Mat drum. They paid >$1000 to haul away a drum OF SILVER METAL.

I snagged a few handfuls and made some impromptu ingots.

Complete insanity, unless the managers were big brained and splitting the money with their disposal guy

 

[Meat Target]

That's AWESOME.

Can we then 'unwind' the economy to the late 80's, before China destroyed the US manufacturing sector?

I'm going to tell my credit card that I'm unwinding the debt I owe them.
I'm also 'unwinding' my taxes.

We're not paying our taxes. Don't like it? Create your own citizens.

 

[spinal gas chamber]

Bear in mind that I only spent 10 minutes researching BB, and that I suggested that whomever is interested in investing should do their own research. The fact that BB is pivoting away from devices and into a growth area like cybersecurity confirms my initial suggestion that BB may be a turnaround story - not necessarily a bad thing, assuming that the the company has a good strategy and executes it well.

As for ATL and Cylance ads, I have nfi what you're on about. Soz.

Fair enough. ATL is an airport that sometimes people fly through and at least pre COVID, there were ads for Cylance everywhere.

And for 10 minutes researching, did you look at BlackBerry’s web site lol?

 

[mrdk_04]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

The damage will be huge, but manageable. You have to realize that this isn't just affecting the US. China and Europe are down too.

 

[Meat Target]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

The Bailout-o-Matic goes BRRRR and we the taxpayers foot the bill for Melvin's poor life choices.

 

[Pee Cola]

Fair enough. ATL is an airport that sometimes people fly through and at least pre COVID, there were ads for Cylance everywhere.

Ofc... Atlanta. Well, yeah... if BB is spending the money marketing its products to the people who are most likely to buy, then this is positive.

And for 10 minutes researching, did you look at BlackBerry’s web site lol?

Just long enough to look at the financials; as linked in my original post wrt BB and Not Financial Advice.

 

[DeadFish]

If you get money from this, take it out of your Bank account as soon as humanly possible. They will god damn reach into your bank account and rip it out of your hands.

What Id do is spread the wealth the same way a bank robber sprays the hi way with Benjamins.

It makes you look good, makes recovery more difficult and if they do try to take it back will only piss more people off.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Ya see, these hedge fund types have their hands in every market. They go down, everyone does.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

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JUST ROLL BACK THE ECONOMY TO VERSION 1.0 BRO.

As if we needed any more proof that Warren was, is, and always will be a fraud. The stupid cunt has never done a fucking thing to stand up to the ruling class.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

Theoretically unlimited in the sense that this could destroy the shorts, their brokers, their parent firms and even major banks.

What will happen is the Biden administration will shit all over retail, probably before monday in order to prevent the above.

 

[Honka Honka Burning Love]

What Id do is spread the wealth the same way a bank robber sprays the hi way with Benjamins.

It makes you look good, makes recovery more difficult and if they do try to take it back will only piss more people off.

For the record if anyone takes your advise I will take a 5K check please, but I would love if the redditors did something..fucking absurd with their money if they win. Imagine some autist..keeping enough for themselves then dumping 7 Figures into a charity.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

For the record if anyone takes your advise I will take a 5K check please, but I would love if the redditors did something..fucking absurd with their money if they win. Imagine some autist..keeping enough for themselves then dumping 7 Figures into a charity.

I would like to see all the money go to nuclear research or cancer research, would be nice,

 

[Meat Target]

If you get money from this, take it out of your Bank account as soon as humanly possible. They will god damn reach into your bank account and rip it out of your hands.

If you withdraw over $10,000, you'll be subject to a Currency Transaction Report. These are supposed to be for deterring criminals and money laundering, but of course, they can be used to detect anyone who committed the crime of making the Experts look foolish.