/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

[SheerHeartAttack]

Is there any sort of precedent for "resetting" the stock market? Seems like something that should cause riots and shit, presuming people don't get distracted over WSB being a bunch of racist meanyheads.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

If you withdraw over $10,000, you'll be subject to a Currency Transaction Report. These are supposed to be for deterring criminals and money laundering, but of course, they can be used to detect anyone who committed the crime of making the Experts look foolish.

Transfer the money slowly if you can, maybe try to get a offshore account going?

 

[LUNEKO]

Is there any sort of precedent for "resetting" the stock market?

2008

 

[Pentex]

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/r-wsb-...nvolved-as-always.83987/page-172#post-8229344

"Muh pure free markets! Traders are heroes! Ignore the naked shorting! Ignore the collusion between hedgies and the media to bury companies!"

Libertarians deserve a noose (in Minecraft) right along side the commies and oligarchs they suck off.

 

[Bloody bunny]

lol, these fags never actually read it. They just take the same few lines out that everyone quotes, and say they read it to look impressive. Ironically, if they had read it, they could have seen this shit coming from a mile away.

Maneuvering 36: When you surround an army, leave an outlet free. Do not press a desperate foe too hard.

The meaning of this is that you don't push an enemy so far into a corner that he decides to say "fuck it, if I'm going to die, I'm going to take as many of these fuckers as I can with me." This is exactly what these fags have done in the market. They've pushed people to the point at which they've decided "well if I'm going to be broke anyway, might as well hold onto a losing stock so they go broke too."

That’s called being a dumb cock sucker

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

What Id do is spread the wealth the same way a bank robber sprays the hi way with Benjamins.

It makes you look good, makes recovery more difficult and if they do try to take it back will only piss more people off.

Velocity of money baby.

If you withdraw over $10,000, you'll be subject to a Currency Transaction Report. These are supposed to be for deterring criminals and money laundering, but of course, they can be used to detect anyone who committed the crime of making the Experts look foolish.

Over what period of time, because I'm trying to diversify out of cash; but it's not worth paperwork.

 

[The Wicked Mitch]

Is there any sort of precedent for "resetting" the stock market? Seems like something that should cause riots and shit, presuming people don't get distracted over WSB being a bunch or racist meanyheads.

People allegedly voted in a dementia ridden potato and his Kamel because his opponent was a meanyhead

 

[Orange Rhymer]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

Since Melvin didn't cover their shorts today this is what I assume:
1) They are paying 30+% daily compounded interest to cover their losses. The company that settles the books (I think it's DBT) extends the credit.
2) Melvin will madly attempt to apply political pressure to nullify what happened in the last 2 weeks.
3) Melvin will use social pressure to justify the politics involved.
4) Melvin hopes that the stock fury will die, giving them a window to purchase and cover their shorts.

This is why the political donor lists of Melvin and their parent companies are so precious.

 

[God of Nothing]

"Muh pure free markets! Traders are heroes! Ignore the naked shorting! Ignore the collusion between hedgies and the media to bury companies!"

Libertarians deserve a noose (in Minecraft) right along side the commies and oligarchs they suck off.

They're fucked whether this goes through or not. They've ripped the curtain off and nothing they can do will put it back on.

 

[TheMadAutist]

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JUST ROLL BACK THE ECONOMY TO VERSION 1.0 BRO.

I fucking called it!

 

[Spawn]

Likewise, when you lie to the government, it's a felony, but when the government lies to you, it's politics.

We live in a world of Rules for Thee, Not for Me.

Buuuut people didnt know it or at least how far it spread and who was in bed with who. Now they do. Now out comes the wolves.

 

[+MarkOuttaBat+]

Is there any sort of precedent for "resetting" the stock market? Seems like something that should cause riots and shit, presuming people don't get distracted over WSB being a bunch of racist meanyheads.

No, there isn't. They would have to roll back so much data that it would take months to do so.

 

[Clones of Alex Jones]

Greedy cunts won't let the people withdraw their own money

 

[DeadFish]

For the record if anyone takes your advise I will take a 5K check please, but I would love if the redditors did something..fucking absurd with their money if they win. Imagine some autist..keeping enough for themselves then dumping 7 Figures into a charity.

Find as many black owned small bussinesses and offer to cover their expenses in exchange for publicity.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

No, there isn't. They would have to roll back so much data that it would take months to do so.

The nuclear option in this case would be to suspend trading for certain stocks, for a week, 2 weeks, a month - that is possible and I suspect they might if this goes on much longer.

 

[LUNEKO]

Greedy cunts won't let the people withdraw their own money
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If they've gone so far then they are truly fearing a bankrun

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

While this has been immensely entertaining so far, do we have any (official) projections regarding the damage this will cause to Wall Street?
How big we talkin' here? Hedgies getting cucked, Melvin going tits up, spontaneous pavement trips, Wall Street's reform, economy imploding, etc.

The massive amount of loans & debt countries are currently incurring because of the coof was always going to result in a crisis, but I'm wondering how much (if at all) dabbing on Wall Street might amplify this.

I wonder if Biden is going to blame the economy crash on Reddit instead of everything being shut down for the coof for the last year.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

As if we needed any more proof that Warren was, is, and always will be a fraud. The stupid cunt has never done a fucking thing to stand up to the ruling class.

That bitch couldn't get the Wall Street dick in her mouth any faster.
How can anyone trust her to stand up for a minority, with a mouthful of .01% cum ?

 

[Andy Bandy Man]

I would like to see all the money go to nuclear research or cancer research, would be nice,

Or somehow rebuilding real american job. "Learn to code" is such bullshit, coding is mostly a solved problem too, and now we have too many specialist whom think the solution to evrey problem is flipping bitz.

 

[LUNEKO]

I wonder if Biden is going to blame the economy crash on Reddit instead of everything being shut down for the coof for the last year.

Nigga they are already blamming it on Trump