/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

Andy Bandy Man said:
Velocity of money baby.

Over what period of time, because I'm trying to diversify out of cash; but it's not worth paperwork.
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CTRs aren't difficult but they take time depending on the bank and teller. you give your state ID, ssn, phone number, occupation, other personal questions. my first go around was about 2 hours while the teller and manager figured it out together and the latest was 20 minutes. Mind you, you have to stay at the teller window the whole time. there are algorithms to spot people trying to avoid CTRs and the bank and/or government will freeze your account(s) and an investigation will take place. It happens to mom and pop shops on the occasion because they're mostly cash operated and people can't be bothered to wait 20-120 minutes at the bank. Don't know what triggers it only that it does trigger if you move cash around with doing a ctr when you should.
 
trent said:
And the new adminstration would send out every available alphabeth agancy to kick the shit out of you and your buddies before tossing you in federal prison for fuck-knows how long whilst the media describes you as a domestic terrorist.
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That only works up to a certain percentage of the population. Sooner or later you reach the critical mass of people who know they / their neighbour / their family member isn't a Nazi despite what you say, and then it stops working half so well.
 
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Colonel Collateral said:
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Wrong theme. Its Friday, so the thread theme should be
yakuzas will be bustin down on Melvin Capital's doors and saying
"kane wa doko da?!!"

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mr.moon1488 said:
Personally, I'd say just let what comes, come, and react to it at that time. It's just silly to demoralize oneself immediately following a victory.
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but... yeah, exactly this. Half of the regular doomposters act like they're addicted to losing- when things look up for them, they start immediately whining about how actually everything's terrible, a few actively self-sabotage, and then they lose all morale and momentum.
 
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here is what happened. deepfuckingvalue was probably paid out by some dude at GameStop.

DFV propped up GameStop with the help of WSB over time, even creating a website to justify his position.

Executives at GameStop realized they are all gonna have to suck dick if the short position keeps suppressing the GME value and also the company sucks, btw.

DFV and GameStop coordinate a ponzi scheme to pump up the stock value and it worked beyond their wildest dreams.

Y'all got fuking played by Wallstreet.
 
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In the name of the Moon, WSB punished the Wall Street hedgies!

I have twenty stonks in store, that's not all! That's not all.
I have twenty stonks in store, that's not all!
I have twenty stonks in store, and I'll hodl for twenty more
Since the rich won't help the poor, then must I

It's going to be an interesting week, lemme tell you...
 
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