Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[Niggernerd]

Just my 2 cents but I think it's more about how images of suicide can supposedly inspire suicide in the suicidal and they're covering their ass on this. Although I hear Liveleak has a youtube channel so who knows?

 

[EyelessMC]

I'm surprised no one noticed her pupils. They're bigger than her nips. She must be hitting that addy harder than prescribed.
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I was too distracted by her face and head and weird little girl cutesy act. You can see the camera's light hitting her eyes directly, too and they're still so dilated. Either she just got out of an eye exam or she really is heavy into something.

Bullshit. Muh cultural relevance. P.S. I grabbed it from YT in 2019. It's not like it's a brand new convo.

I'm not saying you're wrong, just that a lot of things changed very hard, very fast. 2019 and today is a lifetime ago. I think most of us aged ten years just through the latter half of 2020.

Point taken

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

The lad has his own sugar daddies. He would never give some harlot that sweet sweet swiss franc

He don't love himself

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Funny story and I'm probably revealing too much but whatever. In 2010 she hung around the Bill Wagoner Crew (of Gamergate game) and was sort of a psuedo member. She was thirsting over a particular member and eventually sent him nudes which he promptly shared with the rest of the class. To this day I'm surprised nobody held on to them and circulated them once she became "e-famous."

He was a total nazi too btw

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Funny story and I'm probably revealing too much but whatever. In 2010 she hung around the Bill Wagoner Crew (of Gamergate game) and was sort of a psuedo member. She was thirsting over a particular member and eventually sent him nudes which he promptly shared with the rest of the class. To this day I'm surprised nobody held on to them and circulated them once she became "e-famous."

He was a total nazi too btw

What a silly bitch.

 

[Disappointing Nudes]

What a silly bitch.

Making friends online is never silly

He was a total nazi too btw

Well maybe sometimes

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

Making friends online is never silly

What a pathetic bitch.

 

[EyelessMC]

Funny story and I'm probably revealing too much but whatever. In 2010 she hung around the Bill Wagoner Crew (of Gamergate game) and was sort of a psuedo member. She was thirsting over a particular member and eventually sent him nudes which he promptly shared with the rest of the class. To this day I'm surprised nobody held on to them and circulated them once she became "e-famous."

I guess habits die hard.

He was a total nazi too btw

Now by Nazi do you mean "hehe Jews" or "I'm gonna go full Initial D!" because that term's been bloated and stretched so thin that anyone sneezing can be counted as a Nazi.

What a silly bitch.

Hey, come on now. Some forms of wildlife show an assortment of colors to attract their mates. Others, like peacocks, perform elaborate dances.
June sends nudes.
It's the circle of life~

 

[Scarlett Johansson]

You know, what if she murdered boxxy and essentially stole her thunder?

 

[Disappointing Nudes]

What a pathetic bitch.

Honestly yeah. She latches onto any fad that comes to her attention.

She's been unsuccessfully throwing her pussy at a man who has 1/5th her sub count despite the fact that he looks and sounds like a yeti

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Now by Nazi do you mean "hehe Jews" or "I'm gonna go full Initial D!" because that term's been bloated and stretched so thin that anyone sneezing can be counted as a Nazi.

I mean the "posting selfies of himself doing the heil hitler salute in front of an oversized swastika flag onto Facebook memorial pages and also trying to become friends with some IRL kkk Grand Wizard from Ohio for the lulz" type of Nazi

 

[TheBeanz]

Making friends online is never silly



Well maybe sometimes

Joined today, dropping hints

You're the guy @Jerkov is talking about aren't you?

 

[EyelessMC]

I mean the "posting selfies of himself doing the heil hitler salute in front of an oversized swastika flag onto Facebook memorial pages and also trying to become friends with some IRL kkk Grand Wizard from Ohio for the lulz" type of Nazi

lol Gotcha. At some point the mask of irony and "for the lulz" doesn't exactly fit anymore

swiss guy would just have his sexuality reinforced if you told him about bald eagle june and her careless naughty pics

A sort of anti-conversion therapy

 

[Flávia’s Cleaning Service]

Joined today, dropping hints

You're the guy @Jerkov is talking about aren't you?

He's not channy enough to be the guy I'm thinking of

 

[Disappointing Nudes]

Joined today, dropping hints

You're the guy @Jerkov is talking about aren't you

No way José I am but a simple meme farmer who has come to laugh at the heathens

 

[Jah Hates Kaffirs]

The part I find most hilarious remains the fact that the Kingfisher guy who catfished Shoe likely found Huey Long, the common thread that caused them to link up, through a Paradox Game Mod
Unfiltered, raw autism.

 

[Shaka Brah]

You know, what if she murdered boxxy and essentially stole her thunder?

Hilariously it seemed like boxxy turned out pretty normal after accidentally becoming the first egirl. She leveraged youtube fame into what seems to be a small career in traditional media.

 

[flareking414]

Are Kiwi Sunset's tits bolt-ons too? Asking for a friend.

They dont look like it.

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Someone apparently told gay Swiss guy (who is fucking hot as shit, for the record) about this thread and he posted on his Instagram story. He also called out @Freya and @Sheryl Nome


Also worth discussing is whether or not the catfish sent nudes to June. I would assume they would in order for June to send nudes back. But were they of gay Swiss guy or some rando, I wonder? The catfish is most likely gay IMHO since only gay Swiss guys seem to follow him on Instagram and he only has 1,600 followers. Maybe he could've gotten them from Grindr or something? Who knows.

Spoiler: Certifiably hot

BONUS: Here is the guy who messaged him. May be a farmer. If you're reading this, you can get it whenever you want.

Spoiler: Fellow fag farmer

 

[alfalfonzo]

Lol, I guess without Greg, she's a mess.

I don't think you know how fucked up she was while she was dating Greg. Please do yourself a favor and skim through the highlights on this thread. Greg is and/or was pretty fucked up for the whole ego thing and the whole BDSM thing and the whole harem thing but June was practically his cyst in terms of how she acted. She would do whatever he said, think whatever he wanted her to, etc. She literally let him cuck her with other women.
She made her bed and now she has to sleep in it. But I do feel pity, in the same way I do with other lolcows, in the sense that it's unfortunate that an otherwise normal woman has become... this. This tale of why it's important to find your own identity, and why you need to go outside more often and not live your life on the internet. Having internet friends is fine, but it's not a replacement for real life interaction. There's probably other morals to this story too that I can't think of.
Don't send nudes of yourself ever. Oh, and read books, reading is good.