Snowflake shoe0nhead / June Lapine / June La Porta & Armoured Skeptic / Gregory "Greg" Fluhrer - A poor man's Boxxy: rejected by Vaush, disowned by /pol/ for burning coal, sleeps in a dog's bed surrounded by trash, and her ex-boyfriend.

[ExciteDyke]

she is so cucked, her naked photos and hobbit room get put on the backburner for a guy whose face was used in a catfishing scheme against her lol, she just can't seem to catch a break

 

[Wendy Wheelchair]

Freya! Im sorry you feel that way about me. I hope we can still be friends. Love, Poor Gay Swiss Man

Just to confirm for everyone, he posted this on his Instagram page, so it's legit him.

I have so many questions though. Do you feel honored or violated about someone using your likeness to catfish a bald, annoying attention whore from New York? Who is your favorite lolcow? Are there any Swiss lolcows? (Oh, I just remembered Shadman is Swiss...)

 

[jleonardf]

If that's really you, I'm sorry that Shoe's inability to reverse image search got you dragged into this.

It is indeed me.

Welcome to the Farms, Mr. Swiss Gay Man (if that's really you), hopefully, you can be part of this vibrant community about shitting on people on the internet.

Thank you. It’s me. Proof (I hope).

 

[BrunoMattei]

Not thirstposting but every woman commenting on her body are like Connie in that episode of King of the Hill where she feels breast envy.

 

[Dr. Henry Armitage]

It is indeed me.

Thank you. It’s me. Proof (I hope).

If you want verification on your account you'll have to go to talk to staff and ask them. Welcome to the farms Swiss Bro.

 

[Nuns with guns]

It is indeed me.

Thank you. It’s me. Proof (I hope).

Now tell us, what do you think about this whole ordeal? Do you feel bad for June? Would you smash if you liked pussy?

 

[Mr Pancakes]

Here is her right before the filter snaps back on, there is a split second in the video without it and damn if she doesn’t look like Cindy Lou Who and the grinch’s kid

Ah come on now dont be so mean. Cindy Lou and even the Grinch are cute.

 

[Crystal Golem]

she is so cucked, her naked photos and hobbit room get put on the backburner for a guy whose face was used in a catfishing scheme against her lol, she just can't seem to catch a break

 

[Mr Pancakes]

All the simps in the world won't fix Junes obvious antipathetic view on herself. As St. Patrice O'Neal once preached "When a woman hits the wall, she gets desperate" and it could not be more applicable now. Chantel, Aydin Paladin and many other female lolcows before June all go through very similar situations when the biological clock starts tickin'.

Wasn't Aydin Paladin chucked at the wall when she was born? That bitch always look scary and she was always cringe inducing and desperate.

 

[knightlautrec]

Tfw you will never have a hot Swiss boyfriend to laugh at internet retardation with. Why live.

Not thirstposting but every woman commenting on her body are like Connie in that episode of King of the Hill where she feels breast envy.

Try going to lolcow.farm and if you endure reading it more than five minutes I'll bake you muffins. Every thread gets derailed with body shit and 'not that hot' 'fattychan' shit. And if you disagree you're a scrote. The Belle Delphine thread is the worse for it.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Venti or Shoe, who smells worse?

Venti, hands down. June at least looks like she bathes once a week.

Freya! Im sorry you feel that way about me. I hope we can still be friends. Love, Poor Gay Swiss Man

I love this guy already! Welcome to the Farms, brother in Thor! Skål!

 

[ReeferRoach]

Wasn't Aydin Paladin chucked at the wall when she was born? That bitch always look scary and she was always cringe inducing and desperate.

Well she wasn't before all of the water-weight she gained from taking so many antidepressants. She used to be a bonified butter face with a huge ass (still super spergy), but now we've crossed the off topic line.

 

[LonesomeDud]

Freya! Im sorry you feel that way about me. I hope we can still be friends. Love, Poor Gay Swiss Man

You're a good-looking guy with a good sense of humor about this. Thanks for being a bro.

 

[BeboRefugee]

Only way to make the cycle complete is if the original catfisher somehow joins KF and we have a public bust-up between the two.

 

[White Girl]

Try going to lolcow.farm and if you endure reading it more than five minutes I'll bake you muffins. Every thread gets derailed with body shit and 'not that hot' 'fattychan' shit. And if you disagree you're a scrote. The Belle Delphine thread is the worse for it.

As if kiwis don't do that in moo's thread, Anisa's thread etc. Lolcow is nice because it's to the point and isn't pages of people just rambling. I used to be a frequent user here and it was annoying having to find milk in threads that can get up to hundreds of pages. Let's not forget that kf admins love to bitch about null on lolcow.

Honestly the milk that June got herself into is amazing and is a great start to 2021.

 

[Kromer Merchant]

It is indeed me.

Thank you. It’s me. Proof (I hope).

Sorry you got caught up in this shit, you seem like a regular guy. I honestly have no idea how you'll explain why your pfp is somehow related to some ethot's nudes getting leaked if any real life people ask

 

[Rekkington]

Not thirstposting but every woman commenting on her body are like Connie in that episode of King of the Hill where she feels breast envy.

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/pol/ in one gif.

Welcome to the Farms, Mr. Swiss Gay Man (if that's really you), hopefully you can be part of this vibrant community about shitting on people on the internet.

Mr. Swiss Gay Man, if that is indeed your real name...

 

[Mal0]

Would a perk of dating Shoe is the fact that you never have to deal with her hair being in the shower drain?

Though cleaning hairballs out of the plumbing would be a bitch....

 

[Cranby]

Doubt an attention whore is bothered by having her nudes leaked

Leaking nudes is an e-thot's way of cashing out her attention. She gets an instant boost but it will only go downhill from there. She could theoretically be so good at the nude/porn game that it becomes her new main asset but, despite a cute butt and a juicy pussy, she's already past her prime, balding, unable to film herself properly like other thot whores and is surrounded by trad larpers who are about as likely to promote her efforts as sex-hating feminists.

 

[crownthefempire]

I've seen worse nudes.

I've seen better ones too