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I find this map from Business Insider amusing. Floridamen are pissed apparently.... so is Nee York by the looks of it.

What I find the most intriguing is the differences between West Virginia and Virginia. Does anyone know why that might be?
Little late here but I can help explain the WV side a little. Ever since coal was discovered in WV, the average pleb there has been shit on by large corporations. It got so bad that they had the largest armed uprising since the civil war in 1921. Any native WV will gleefully spit in the eye of big business any chance they can get.
Link for further reading about the uprising.
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This 1921 Cartoon is incredibly relevant in 2021, it really is amazing we are going into another gilded age. wowwow
 
they had congressmen cowering under their benches in fear and being evacuated to underground doomsday bunkers

that's a LOT closer than euros ever got to their politicians in a long ass time
Not to mention neolib Boomer politicians were unironically comparing it to 9/11, despite being old enough to have lived through Cold War nuclear war paranoia, Weather Underground, Vietnam, 1970's terror attacks and plane hijackings, and of course um, the REAL fucking 9/11 attacks.
 
I'd like it if he made a comeback as a shitposter though.
If he runs for Senate, though I doubt he'd do it, he'd have lots of opportunities for shitposty filibusters, and he'd be around for six years.
Why the fuck is Trump going to help out a party that had no problems backstabbing him? I'd tell them to get fucked after the impeachment.
It was Mcconnell and other Senate Republicans that were stabbing him in the back repeatedly. The House Republicans seem to be at worst willing to play ball with him, outright support him at best, except for the "Fucked Gang of Ten" who just ended their political careers before this Congress' first House Resolution was even brought to debate.
Little late here but I can help explain the WV side a little. Ever since coal was discovered in WV, the average pleb there has been shit on by large corporations. It got so bad that they had the largest armed uprising since the civil war 1921. Any native WV will gleefully spit in the eye of big business any chance they can get.
Link for further reading.
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This 1921 Cartoon is incredibly relevant in 2021, it really is amazing we are going into another gilded age. wowwow
I guess there are worse things than experiencing a decade-by-decade retread of the last century.
 
clever Americans are rioting with their money and fighting the establishment on the establishments own terms right now instead of burning down their city, business that employ them, and neighborhoods in order to 'stick it to the man'
Fixed that for #BLM supporters, antifa, and people who live in Seattle/Portland
 
Little late here but I can help explain the WV side a little. Ever since coal was discovered in WV, the average pleb there has been shit on by large corporations. It got so bad that they had the largest armed uprising since the civil war in 1921. Any native WV will gleefully spit in the eye of big business any chance they can get.
Link for further reading about the uprising.
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This 1921 Cartoon is incredibly relevant in 2021, it really is amazing we are going into another gilded age. wowwow
This is correct. WV's be a contentious people. WV folk can argue over the position of a stick on a fence line, and who's fucking job it is to move it and continue this argument for forty fucking years. Add in a massive corporation trying to tell them what to do with what they own, and you're just kicking a hornet's nest.
 
"They're gonna swab our ass and suffocate us with 3 masks"

"Why, though?"

We passed "Why, though? About 4-12 years ago. Longer if you include:
"A shoestring = an automatic weapon"
"Saying 'filthy jew' on Xbox Live = Mandatory jail time (yuroope).

...Insert your own Clown World example.
We haven't passed "Why, though?". The end goal is important.

If there was a multi national conspiracy building space rockets, building landers, making fuel calculations to the gram, and when someone asks where they're going and why, people shrug and say "I dunno, some planet or moon or something. Check your history books." That doesn't answer the question.

If we assume they want-
Power and money in perpetuity. Slavery. History would show you this if you'd pay attention to it.
People living in pods eating bugs doesn't get them there.
 
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r/melvincapitallove is getting raided big right now. Didn't expect them to fall for a bait subreddit yet again.
They can't help themselves. There are still people falling for /r/LoveForLandlords (archive), /r/AntiHateCommunities (archive), /r/LoveForScalpers (archive), and /r/LoveForAnimeSexuals (archive) and arguing that "it may have started as satire but now it's serious" for all of them. They're fucking lunatics.
 
We haven't passed "Why, though?". The end goal is important.
The Administrative Complex is the end goal.

"Why did the Government destroy Black Families under the New Deal?"
"Well the Rules said that Black Families don't get money if there is a man in the house because if there is a man in the house then they shouldn't need the help in the first place."
"Okay..so the destroyed Black Families because the rules said so?"
"Yes"
"Are we going to solve that problem?"
"No, that isn't my job, my job is to shovel money into Welfare."

And no it doesn't make any sense, but that is why the world is as fucked as it is now, we have let the bureaucratic state go wild and infest every little corner of our culture/government/corporations and Bureaucrats don't solve problems.
 
They can't help themselves. There are still people falling for /r/LoveForLandlords (archive), /r/AntiHateCommunities (archive), /r/LoveForScalpers (archive), and /r/LoveForAnimeSexuals (archive) and arguing that "it may have started as satire but now it's serious" for all of them. They're fucking lunatics.
No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every tolerant American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and poverty. Disguising itself as a way to become rich, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called r/wallstreetbets.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves "gme investors" spend their lives in front of a screen, torturing innocent shorters for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It will own the elite", they say.
Wallstreetb*tters around the world reunite in "subreddits" to talk about these vile creations that are short squeezes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while exploiting big and multi billionaire corporations, stealing the rightfully earned money of their CEOs.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more banks and businesses are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the redditor.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI WALLSTREETBETTERS, RISE UP!
 
We haven't passed "Why, though?". The end goal is important.

If there was a multi national conspiracy building space rockets, building landers, making fuel calculations to the gram, and when someone asks where they're going and why, people shrug and say "I dunno, some planet or moon or something. Check your history books." That doesn't answer the question.

If we assume they want-

People living in pods eating bugs doesn't get them there.
It's been long acknowledged that bringing the world up to America's standard is too cost intensive on resources and the current dockef for the globalistice elite revolves around turning the world into Brazil. Since it's harder to bring people up, they try to drag America down and smash it instead. That way you end up with a desperate, contentious and isolated populace that cant fight back and will fo what you want.
 
It's been long acknowledged that bringing the world up to America's standard is too cost intensive on resources and the current dockef for the globalistice elite revolves around turning the world into Brazil. Since it's harder to bring people up, they try to drag America down and smash it instead. That way you end up with a desperate, contentious and isolated populace that cant fight back and will fo what you want.
That doesn't happen in Brazil, though.
 
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