No. This is not a satire.
No. We are not trolls.
No. We are not joking.
Decades ago, an evil rose from the shadows, invading every home of every tolerant American family. It shattered our good and healthy ways to live, ruthlessly dragging the young folk to an abyss of filth, addiction and poverty. Disguising itself as a way to become rich, this evil finally showed up its fangs, painted by innocent blood.
This evil is called
r/wallstreetbets.
Today, more and more people, calling themselves "gme investors" spend their lives in front of a screen, torturing innocent shorters for fun. Their eyes hurt and their fingers get tired, but they continue. "It will own the elite", they say.
Wallstreetb*tters around the world reunite in "subreddits" to talk about these vile creations that are short squeezes. They cheer and cackle like demons at the gate of hell while exploiting big and multi billionaire corporations, stealing the rightfully earned money of their CEOs.
While this happens, more and more blood flows between our streets. More and more banks and businesses are covered with screams of despair. Despair of those who are victims of the redditor.
But we resist. We will not fall. We will not perish. We will PREVAIL!
ANTI WALLSTREETBETTERS, RISE UP!
