Amberlynn Reid - 600 pound pathological liar and U-Haul lesbian moving in with her next live-in maid/nurse/girlfriend.

Are you looking forward to seeing Jade's face on camera?

  • Yes

    Votes: 550 15.6%
  • No

    Votes: 349 9.9%
  • I don't care

    Votes: 2,620 74.5%

  • Total voters
    3,519
Real or not, she announced earlier today or yesterday,(?), that she's uploading on Feb 1st. Interest in her has been waning fast. Now, she's guaranteed a big viewership as people will be eager to see if she addresses this.
Which she won’t. She avoids anything that would make interesting content like the plague.
Of course she will not. Instead, we will get :”Wedding Planners Haul | Chili taste test”.

I can’t see Amber doing anything on OnlyFans. She knows that these pictures would get posted on KF quickly, and besides, OF can be a lot of work and requires a fairly strict schedule. This is not something that Amber is good at. She is better off doing feeder videos.
 
It is possible that the other two bands in this one are a “jacket”. They’re usually made for stones in settings that don’t sit flush, or for people who want the halo look without getting one permanently soldered onto their setting. Super tacky, super outdated and gaudy enough to be plausible. I can’t tell if the bands are connected in this pic tho.
I'm going to refute that. The center cut in the first one doesn't sit up as high as the center cut in the second pic. Also, the ratio of the princess rocks and the center rock do not match in both pics.
Have the ring(s) been totally confirmed? I swear I saw that cluster set before and I'm digging around for it.
 
An Amberlynn Reid OF cropped up overnight, it may be fake since no content is posted yet, and I believe creators have to verify their identity before being able to do so. However, I don't recognize the selfie (or that engagement ring) that's been used as the banner from anywhere. Autists assemble!
Amberlynn Reid OnlyFans archive placeholder here, though I can't get archive.md to work the last couple days, is it something about OF??
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Just imagine if she gets more graphic. It's gonna take 3 people to do a shoot because Necky the Thumb Butler will have her literal hands full trying to hoist up our gorl's folds to find the clitoris. 🤢🤮
 
Just imagine if she gets more graphic. It's gonna take 3 people to do a shoot because Necky the Thumb Butler will have her literal hands full trying to hoist up our gorl's folds to find the clitoris. 🤢🤮

I deleted the post because I completely overlooked it appearing already in General.

The only reason I think Amber wouldn't start an OF is because effort isn't her forte, but you're right, it would be Becky putting in all the effort. Becky's already such a massive cuck and it would be hilarious to imagine her filming ALR while she acts sexy for anyone with fifteen dollars. I wonder how many boxes Becky has to paint to paint Amber's box? :tomgirl:
 
maybe they were all drunk one night and decided to make pages together
I don't know that they would even need to be drunk for this, and now that I've had more time to think on it, I think it's probably real. So far all they've shown is their bras, minus that pic of Dana in a tub with all her bits covered by bubbles. It's a stunt that gets them attention without them having to actually get naked.
 
I don't know that they would even need to be drunk for this, and now that I've had more time to think on it, I think it's probably real. So far all they've shown is their bras, minus that pic of Dana in a tub with all her bits covered by bubbles. It's a stunt that gets them attention without them having to actually get naked.
Agreed, the more I think about it, the more I reject my original hypothesis that it is a fake. As another farmer has pointed out, she is making a new video for the 1st, and even I had noted that she had been popping into Chantal's livestreams to tease her comeback. It is probably all a stunt, and now she is boring again.
 
lotta effort for a fake.

that's not to say the onlyfans is real but it is a real picture of her, and one that she hasn't released before (as far as i know). so it's either her or someone she's sent racy pictures to. this video is from september 7th 2020.
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Agree, the picture seems genuine, the top, ring, earrings, hairstyle all match the September 7th 'vlog girlfriend reacts to my new bra..' video. She was probably feeling herself, with her tits not down to her second fat roll, and took that snap.

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There's no posts on her OF, and I don't think that'll change. Popping into Foodies chat, casually dropping that she'll upload on the 1st, and setting up the OF are purely for hype, and to drive up views in February. The attention Dana's OF got from the Facebook wouldn't have sat well with her, either.

Which she won’t. She avoids anything that would make interesting content like the plague.

Absolutely. As Turd Ferguson said before, Amber doesn't vlog Amber's life, she vlogs Amber's consumption. No doubt she'll continue in her holding pattern of boring assed vlogs, and address nothing. She did a Q&A on TikTok today, so a heavily curated Q&A is probably on the cards, or pre recorded January content.

Lol, C3PBRO's comment on Connor in the hate group got back to him. We're watching them, they're watching us. If only no one watched Amber..
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According to this: http://amateurporntips.com/onlyfans-how-to-set-up-a-new-account-and-get-verified-in-5-simple-steps/ you need to upload a photographic id to confirm your identity and monetize your account. Given how empty the account is, I'd guess it's somebody fucking with her since it'd be easy enough to open an unverified account and upload a banner picture. I don't see Amberlynn taking the time to open an account if she's not going to profit from it. I'll believe the account is her's only if more is posted to it since that means the account's been verified.

However, the picture does look real so now the question is where did it come from? She could have been hacked or maybe she really was stupid enough to send lewds to somebody. Or maybe this really is Amberlynn just being an attention whore. Time will tell I suppose.
 
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