Stephanie Cianfriglia / Sapphire Crimson Claw / Yarrow Brown / the-ghost-fucker / transmascdruid / anarchoenby77 / darktwistedpussy / Druid of Endicot - Xe/xyr ghost-fucker, womb wizard, hand sanitizer sommelier, trans-boomer, violently abuses her elderly parents, has sexual fantasies about raping children

[Don Dyker]

the funniest thing about her patches is that she literally just writes phrases she's seen on people's fb and twitter timelines

 

[Miss Misery]

Will anyone take one for the team and provide a recap for those us who cannot tolerate her voice?

 

[Azafran90]

You've read the thread, seen her face and at least some of her videos. What made you think she'd put any effort in anything she does?

I swear she puts effort on having GERD

 

[Meowzers]

#yikes is what i say when i go to her twitter

pwease sign up for my puh-tray-on p-pwease? spawe a penny fow widdle ol' yawwow?

for the record, all these quote retweets are responses to conversations and discourse she is not involved in. she's literally looking for drama. never change, staph

you win a KF thread!

it's gender time


recommending porn to strangers, so #asexual

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Will anyone take one for the team and provide a recap for those us who cannot tolerate her voice?

She's boring as fuck, almost putting herself to sleep multiple times. She claims to have a new job in Pennsylvania, working with kids, god help them. She rambles on and on about some stupid conference she attended. She says she has an Amazon wishlist up and has started a "Pah-TRAY-on" where you can buy a "siggle." She says she'll be moving out this fall or the end of summer.

I'm about to commit seppuku and now she's rambling on about how she's persecuted online but she's not a pedophile or something!

Eta: Jesus fuck, she shows off her sloppy, floppy tits in her jammies around the 17:50 mark.

 

[Meowzers]

Will anyone take one for the team and provide a recap for those us who cannot tolerate her voice?

it's impossible to transcribe because she recorded these with a goddamn potato. i can't hear shit.

but she pulls out this "protection jar" that she kept in her car for good luck

it's full of liquid. it's a fucking wet specimen spell jar. remember how she got in trouble for putting her spell jars on co-workers' desks for good luck? maybe she could have gotten away with it if they didn't look like jars of actual piss. ew

 

[Miss Misery]

JFC I'm going to have to see this lunacy on my own I guess. If only for her mispronunciation of Patreon and sigil.

Edit: I can do transcription, so I'll see what I can do for the rest of y'all.

Edit 2:

Spoiler: Now I know how StrawberryDouche feels when recapping Fat Amy's bullshit......

*faux autistic hand flapping and vacant stare*

Hey so I'm just going to grind this one out real quick...

General life and witchy updates...

Blessed Beltane for those of you know don't know, it's May Day and it's about SAFELY lighting a bonfire or having a May pole or flower crowns or... I did an offering to Bass-TET because she's been helping with my new servitor here who is, again, going to be cat formed so...

A year to the DAY I get another job and if I seem subdued it's because I'm really tired since I've been up since SEVEN THIRTY.

I've been updating my social media platforms. Posted a wishlist.

Even better I just went back to PUH-tray-on with some awards... five bucks for a siggle...

I put it low, just like a hundred bucks, because at some point I want to live stream and at that point... uhh... I'll be living in my own place, hopefully.

So uhm... yeah. That'll probably be fall... or late summer or something like that.

The end goal is like a hundred bucks which really isn't all that bad.... but that would help for a few things.

And um... I just went to this really great trans-an-gender non-conforming conference for... I can get continuing education credits... CEU... uhm, yeah continuing education units I guess or whatever for my social work license... but I wanted to go anyway because I like going to little pride things in my area and like... shoutout to those in my area and the people I've met...

Claudia something or other... Sharon was my seat buddy who sat next to me at the conference and was an absolute doll. The awesome speakers, Ethan Lowe was a trans guy at the University of Alabama and now he's up here in New York for his masters in social work...

And um just y- uhm what was her last name.... Gentilly? who was an absolutely adorable Latina trans w-

*earsplitting coughing fit*

Latina trans woman... I forget her country of origin... whether it was Venezuela or Guatemala... but she was adorable.

Last but certainly not least Kira (sounded like Gerard) St. James mumble mumble nice conversation about *sound cuts out*

*Talks about automatically making photo albums and then sperging about Microsoft...*

But anyway we were talking about how there's indigenous roots in nonbinary genders and... the gender binary is very western something concept so naturally I plugged my book because... that's... that's what's in there. The original book, the Enby Ephiphany and I was just giving my uh *chuckles* website out all over the place and I think they've looked because I've seen some views and that was...

*pretends to think*

Uh... Friday?

Yeah... so... I've seen some views between now and then.

So that was awesome... and there's another one that's May 10th I think...

I haven't decided if I'm going to go to that one or not... it's not the same thing... not trans GNC but...

This woman who is this awesome uh... LGBT et cetera...uhm... youth advocate? Youth doctor? I'm not sure exactly she but that's like her life's work...so... I'm still considering it...

*takes off hat*

Uh actually since I mentioned Sharon she gave me some incredible buttons

*shows off hat to camera, close up of blurry tard buttons*

I got uh... BLM...

I got uh... Standing Rock...

And uh... this one... this one came from Etsy but I loooved it...

*blurry image of huge "NO GENDER NO PROBLEM" button*

At the...uh... urhhh brunch function with Pride and Joy families... my area doesn't have the most... uh...

*desperately trying to find words*

*eyes roll skyward*

Queer community stuff... but uh... they're trying...

Upstate New York and like... conservative land...

*chuckles derisively*

They do their best...

*smug laughter*

We were all like being sooo salty with Kira St James because she had never been to this area before and we were all like "ehhh it's a nice place to visit" but some chick behind me

*chuckles again*

Ehh don't mind them being salty we're just kind of uh... not the most progressive area and it shows in the infrastructure and everything...

I did want to mention... I did learn my lesson... I'm not going to say ANYTHING about this new job...

I'm just going to say it's in Pennsylvania... and it's with kids and schools. There you go. (Dear god...)

But uh... and it involves a lot of driving.

Okay... uh... yeah. I've learned my lessons from the payst, so um... there will be no videos from uhm... on site.

So uhm... more... I forget uhm...

*scratches the underside of her nose and then pokes the end of it as if that's going to help her remember or maybe make her look halfway intelligent*

Uh lemme circle around to the Beltane... so uhm... I'm new to the witchy stuff.

I've been mainly just doing spirit work with the 72 go-WEH-tic... go-WAY-tic... demons...

The lesser key of Solomon and all of that and... uh demonolatry and I've just been mainly doing that and uh...a little bith with Satan and uh...

I don't dabble... I don't do too much of the other stuff... like *dismissive tone* HERBS, STONES... but I've done a little bit of it and I've made this uhm...

(Okay I'm halfway through at 9 minutes and I'm taking a break. I need a goddamn drink.)

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

JFC I'm going to have to see this lunacy on my own I guess. If only for her mispronunciation of Patreon and sigil.

Edit: I can do transcription, so I'll see what I can do for the rest of y'all.

It's genuinely awful. I was worried it was either my speaker going or my hearing because there were a lot of times I didn't understand a word she was saying.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

She got a job? That is great! Good on you finally doing something with your life!

Its with children? Not so great. Even ignoring the whole "grooming" thing she's an oversensitive sperg who'll lose the job when one of the kids calls her "ms" and she attempts to chug hand sanitizer.

Do they like not do basic background checks, or did the name change to Yarrow Brown keep them from finding social media?

 

[Meowzers]

She got a job? That is great! Good on you finally doing something with your life!

Its with children? Not so great. Even ignoring the whole "grooming" thing she's an oversensitive sperg who'll lose the job when one of the kids calls her "ms" and she attempts to chug hand sanitizer.

Do they like not do basic background checks, or did the name change to Yarrow Brown keep them from finding social media?

no, she didn't get a job. this is a video from 2017, the last time she had a job.

 

[WinchesterPremium]

no, she didn't get a job. this is a video from 2017, the last time she had a job.

I thought so with the haircut, but isn't the patreon new?

 

[Meowzers]

I thought so with the haircut, but isn't the patreon new?

she had a patreon in 2017 that didn't go anywhere, where she sold siggles (her way of saying sigils). she shut that down because lol no customers and recently started a new one where she brews potions. don't know if she's still selling siggles, but i'm sure she wouldn't object to doing one if you threw money at her. you know, like a real anti-capitalist commie anarchist

 

[Spangled Drongo]

Some chronic illnesses can be treated, or even "cured" depending on the definition used. For example obesity is considered a chronic illness that can be cured with diet and exercise. For something a bit closer to to the thread cancer is a chronic illness that you can defeat and continue living without the condition. She really is just using this as an excuse to do nothing about her problems.

This one is especially ironic coming from a woman who truly believes she’s a witch and can do magic (or magick as the mystical believers put it). Like according to her beliefs, Stephanie could just cure her mental illnesses and pants-pissing and give herself a normal vajayjay by drawing a few sigils and waving a wand, though that might take away her oppression points.

 

[Miss Misery]

Okay I can't fnish the recap tonight... it's almost midnight and I'm exhausted and the thought of listening to her weird dead granny voice is giving me the heebie-jeebies.

I'm going to put on a true crime podcast and go to sleep.

If anyone wants to take over you're more than welcome, otherwise I'll finish it tomorrow.

 

[Pronoun Party]

JFC I'm going to have to see this lunacy on my own I guess. If only for her mispronunciation of Patreon and sigil.

Edit: I can do transcription, so I'll see what I can do for the rest of y'all.

Edit 2:

Spoiler: Now I know how StrawberryDouche feels when recapping Fat Amy's bullshit......

*faux autistic hand flapping and vacant stare*

Hey so I'm just going to grind this one out real quick...

General life and witchy updates...

Blessed Beltane for those of you know don't know, it's May Day and it's about SAFELY lighting a bonfire or having a May pole or flower crowns or... I did an offering to Bass-TET because she's been helping with my new servitor here who is, again, going to be cat formed so...

A year to the DAY I get another job and if I seem subdued it's because I'm really tired since I've been up since SEVEN THIRTY.

I've been updating my social media platforms. Posted a wishlist.

Even better I just went back to PUH-tray-on with some awards... five bucks for a siggle...

I put it low, just like a hundred bucks, because at some point I want to live stream and at that point... uhh... I'll be living in my own place, hopefully.

So uhm... yeah. That'll probably be fall... or late summer or something like that.

The end goal is like a hundred bucks which really isn't all that bad.... but that would help for a few things.

And um... I just went to this really great trans-an-gender non-conforming conference for... I can get continuing education credits... CEU... uhm, yeah continuing education units I guess or whatever for my social work license... but I wanted to go anyway because I like going to little pride things in my area and like... shoutout to those in my area and the people I've met...

Claudia something or other... Sharon was my seat buddy who sat next to me at the conference and was an absolute doll. The awesome speakers, Ethan Lowe was a trans guy at the University of Alabama and now he's up here in New York for his masters in social work...

And um just y- uhm what was her last name.... Gentilly? who was an absolutely adorable Latina trans w-

*earsplitting coughing fit*

Latina trans woman... I forget her country of origin... whether it was Venezuela or Guatemala... but she was adorable.

Last but certainly not least Kira (sounded like Gerard) St. James mumble mumble nice conversation about *sound cuts out*

*Talks about automatically making photo albums and then sperging about Microsoft...*

But anyway we were talking about how there's indigenous roots in nonbinary genders and... the gender binary is very western something concept so naturally I plugged my book because... that's... that's what's in there. The original book, the Enby Ephiphany and I was just giving my uh *chuckles* website out all over the place and I think they've looked because I've seen some views and that was...

*pretends to think*

Uh... Friday?

Yeah... so... I've seen some views between now and then.

So that was awesome... and there's another one that's May 10th I think...

I haven't decided if I'm going to go to that one or not... it's not the same thing... not trans GNC but...

This woman who is this awesome uh... LGBT et cetera...uhm... youth advocate? Youth doctor? I'm not sure exactly she but that's like her life's work...so... I'm still considering it...

*takes off hat*

Uh actually since I mentioned Sharon she gave me some incredible buttons

*shows off hat to camera, close up of blurry tard buttons*

I got uh... BLM...

I got uh... Standing Rock...

And uh... this one... this one came from Etsy but I loooved it...

*blurry image of huge "NO GENDER NO PROBLEM" button*

At the...uh... urhhh brunch function with Pride and Joy families... my area doesn't have the most... uh...

*desperately trying to find words*

*eyes roll skyward*

Queer community stuff... but uh... they're trying...

Upstate New York and like... conservative land...

*chuckles derisively*

They do their best...

*smug laughter*

We were all like being sooo salty with Kira St James because she had never been to this area before and we were all like "ehhh it's a nice place to visit" but some chick behind me

*chuckles again*

Ehh don't mind them being salty we're just kind of uh... not the most progressive area and it shows in the infrastructure and everything...

I did want to mention... I did learn my lesson... I'm not going to say ANYTHING about this new job...

I'm just going to say it's in Pennsylvania... and it's with kids and schools. There you go. (Dear god...)

But uh... and it involves a lot of driving.

Okay... uh... yeah. I've learned my lessons from the payst, so um... there will be no videos from uhm... on site.

So uhm... more... I forget uhm...

*scratches the underside of her nose and then pokes the end of it as if that's going to help her remember or maybe make her look halfway intelligent*

Uh lemme circle around to the Beltane... so uhm... I'm new to the witchy stuff.

I've been mainly just doing spirit work with the 72 go-WEH-tic... go-WAY-tic... demons...

The lesser key of Solomon and all of that and... uh demonolatry and I've just been mainly doing that and uh...a little bith with Satan and uh...

I don't dabble... I don't do too much of the other stuff... like *dismissive tone* HERBS, STONES... but I've done a little bit of it and I've made this uhm...

(Okay I'm halfway through at 9 minutes and I'm taking a break. I need a goddamn drink.)

Kids, school, and lots of driving... did she manage to land a schoolbus driver job? What a terrifying thought.

 

[Chromeo]

Kids, school, and lots of driving... did she manage to land a schoolbus driver job? What a terrifying thought.

I am so relieved to read that video's from a few years ago and she isn't actually working with kids. She needs to be kept away from children. I don't know if she'd groom them again the same way she's done in the past, but considering her "POCD" there really shouldn't be any risk taken there.

 

[glass_houses]

I am so relieved to read that video's from a few years ago and she isn't actually working with kids. She needs to be kept away from children. I don't know if she'd groom them again the same way she's done in the past, but considering her "POCD" there really shouldn't be any risk taken there.

I think it'd be hard for her to groom children IRL, unless they were really, really young or mentally impaired. In her vlogs she has all the face-to-face glibness and charm of a concussed eighty year old dementia sufferer. I can't see her talking anyone into anything. I'm not saying she's harmless, because she's not, she's a fucking psychopath, but to trap and charm people she needs both a keyboard and a wingman to act as intermediaries so her targets can't see who they're really talking to.

 

[Sobble]

I saw this tumblr post and thought immediately of this thread/Staph:

 

[Nagibatel]

I've skimmed through this thread because all 850 pages is a nigh impossible read. Did she ever, and I mean even once, successfully get SSI?

As much as she initially whined about it and said she'd "get uh lawyer", did she actually accept that her case WILL NEVER make it in court?

 

[Meowzers]

lots o' shit

Spoiler: 'STUFF IT UP YOUR ASS

eww

i can't peep the "ace beauty" button because these pictures look like they were taken with a webcam from 2006

fat pete

EDGE ALERT EDGE ALERT

it's kind of wild when she has civil conversations with people instead of looking for fights


social workers shouldn't threaten to kill people online or groom children either but what do i know, i'm a fithy neo-nazi kiwifarmer


aren't hospital underwear like, paper?


you are the farthest thing from a small baby kitten staph

please start writing again staph, i loved the ne/nym spider cum story

this cat turns up 3x a day and i'm kind of wondering why they don't just adopt it. not that i want a second peetie for them to overfeed, but you'd think that cat queen staph would know that you don't adopt a cat, they adopt you.

has she ever gotten anything from shilling her wishlists? she looks for reasons to beg for presents. "it's a pagan holiday no one's ever heard of, buy me presents!"

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