Tess Holliday / Ryann Maegen Hoven - Beached Landwhale model, Body positive and social justice snacktivist, and gigantic fraud

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

She is REALLY going HAM on the narc "I'm the better parent" playbook.

 

[Tesshollidaysflupaknees]

Tess, you won't let your oldest son live with you and your younger son has a random stranger sleeping in his room.

 

[Barbarella]

Tess could never. She has a soul

*cough* * gag*

 

[Dead Eye]

jeni’s ice cream is for fat people who need sugar bombed to taste anything. Anyone who loses weight and eats healthier will comment that regular soda will taste way too sweet after a while. That’s because their tastes have recalibrated and it’s not used to the pure sugar that pop will have. That applies to other food not just pop. So it’s not enough to enjoy vanilla, you got to have all kinds of flavors like pineapple and caramel together. That way their target market can say how good it is.

TBH it makes more sense for Jeni’s to sponsor Tess rather than Flabletics. Taking a picture of numerous pints in the freezer would be embarrassing but not to someone who uploads assless and crotchless underwear while weighing over 400 pounds on social media.

True. You often find it's the megafatties who have to try every new flavor of soda, chips, candy, etc., that comes out. It's surreal to go to the store and see a snack food product with a million variations, all seemingly in high demand. Fat people are like children in that as soon as they see a snack they haven't tried before, they must add it to their bestiary. A twinkie but with blue filling? That counts as new. Tiny peanut butter cups? Better make sure they taste like the regular ones.

 

[FrownyFace]

Tess, you won't let your oldest son live with you and your younger son has a random stranger sleeping in his room.

And she willingly dumped Rylee off on her own mother at the beginning of his life. Ive always been told that the newborn and baby years are some of the most special and meaningful moments a parent has of their kids. That poor kid has has next to no stability his whole life. If any kids would benefit from their mom dipping out on them for good, it’d be Rylee and Bowie. Too bad for them that Tess has soul. It’s why she picked two wonderful and upstanding men to have sons with.

 

[CobraPlissken]

The fridge photo....is she sitting down on the floor like a giant toddler?? Who does that??

 

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Not to defend a trashy asshole like Nick, but honestly what does Tess expect him to do (other than send money)? Australia doesn't allow traveling, they haven't now in almost a year. Even if he wanted to he couldn't.

Or maybe she is talking about Rylees bio-dad? He did the ol' bump-n-dump and that must sting and sucks for Rylee (thi likely the guy is a complete turd, so maybe he's better off without him). I honestly wish he is staying with Ryann's ex, since odds are that guy will be miles better at parenting than Queen Yeast.

 

[America's Giggling Gigolo]

The fridge photo....is she sitting down on the floor like a giant toddler?? Who does that??

Yes, she is sitting on the floor, like the cornfed white trash she is. Or maybe she took a bad spill and decided to get an IG post in while she was down there.

 

[Miss Misery]

I'm surprised she sits on the floor so often. Who's helping her get up?

 

[unwieldy_object]

jeni’s ice cream is for fat people who need sugar bombed to taste anything. Anyone who loses weight and eats healthier will comment that regular soda will taste way too sweet after a while. That’s because their tastes have recalibrated and it’s not used to the pure sugar that pop will have. That applies to other food not just pop. So it’s not enough to enjoy vanilla, you got to have all kinds of flavors like pineapple and caramel together. That way their target market can say how good it is.

Have to confess that I have a sweet tooth that surpasses most people combined, but even I have to admit that if I indulge in something as sweet as that ice-cream it simply just tastes sweet after a few mouthfuls.
All the sugar knocks out your tastebuds and you can't taste anything other than the sugar.

 

[Fliddaroonie]

Tess banging on about social workers. I wonder what CPS would make of her youngest child's sleeping arrangements??

 

[The Ether Is Real]

Jeni’s Ice Cream is $12 a pint. Even people with a steady income can’t afford to buy it all that often, at least not in the quantity Tess has it in. View attachment 1881897

This is the label for the Everything Bagel Pint it's 4x more expensive than regular overpriced ice cream, like halo top and haagen das, plus shipping and has more calories than haagen das. Literally just eat yogurt with fruit.

 

[cactus]

Knowing she eats the whole thing: that's 120% added sugar per pint and we know she's eating more than one at a time, so a several thousand calorie "snack" because she needs to feel full. jfc

 

[Brittnay Matthews]

It just occured to me that Tess is still using Nick's last name. Gorl that's embarrassing, get a fucking divorce or go back to using "Tess munster".

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I'm surprised she sits on the floor so often. Who's helping her get up?

Note she's always by her bed in these pictures. She's likely hoisting herself up by yanking herself up using those giant floppy arms of hers.

I'd ponder how long she was stuck on the floor more if she was taking photos in the middle of her living room. Goodness knows she wouldn't be able to find anything capable of supporting her Herculean efforts to rise there.

 

[Miss Misery]

Note she's always by her bed in these pictures. She's likely hoisting herself up by yanking herself up using those giant floppy arms of hers.

I'd ponder how long she was stuck on the floor more if she was taking photos in the middle of her living room. Goodness knows she wouldn't be able to find anything capable of supporting her Herculean efforts to rise there.

She's sitting on the floor in front of her freezer though...

Also Jeni's obviously knows their clientele, since they're putting the nutritional info for the ENTIRE container on there in addition to a human sized serving (which actually should be a half cup, not two thirds, Jeni).

Edit: Apparently ice cream companies have increased their serving size and are putting the ENTIRE CONTAINER nutritionals on the label now. What the fuck is wrong with you, America?

Haagen-Dazs "Decadent Collection" Banana Peanut Butter Chip Ice Cream:

 

[Internet's Boyfriend]

I bet she has the worst dental health.

 

[STN]

i was expecting more info.

 

[melty]

What the fuck is wrong with you, America?

It's been a meme for awhile that most people just eat the whole container (or at least more than the suggested serving) so they should put the nutrition information for that. I guess they actually do it now.

 

[yousoundlikeanasshole]

Busy clout chasing and not being offended by trolls. And didn't she say she doesn't even eat McDonald's?