/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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In the Information Age, being brainwashed is a choice. Anyone who listens to an Establishment that is so blatantly full of shit deserves to be a slave to it.
Isn't it just an accident of what content you end up watching though? Someone has to show you how the fuckery is done before you start seeing it everywhere, otherwise it's like a fish trying to see water.
 
Between gamestop's movements and the market starting to move down I'm starting to get a little spooked. Shill me some crypto to get into before Gamestop crashes the entire market and inflation fucks me. For some reason I trust this thread more than /biz/.
 
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Between gamestop's movements and the market starting to move down I'm starting to get a little spooked. Shill me some crypto to get into before Gamestop crashes the entire market and inflation fucks me. For some reason I trust this thread more than /biz/.
Why would you trust /biz/? Remember the bitcoin scenario?
 
Between gamestop's movements and the market starting to move down I'm starting to get a little spooked. Shill me some crypto to get into before Gamestop crashes the entire market and inflation fucks me. For some reason I trust this thread more than /biz/.
No matter what you are investing in, you are gambling. General advice is buy low, sell high. My advice is only do it if you really have to or want to knowing what you're risking.
 
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Lots of 15 yr olds in this thread preaching "OMG LEFT RIGHT UNITY IS HAPPENING AGAINST THE BILLIONAIRES!" and thinking some sort of centrist workers' alliance shit is going to come from this.

Nobody is "waking up" to "hating the system" by this. You were either already here or you're not involved. As for the centristposting, both sides think the other side wants them dead, and that won't change.

At this point it's just reddit faggot memelords. r/WSB has had 10+ "OMG AOC IS QUEEN" posts in the last 36 hours. Bernie's tweet where he agrees with Warren to get the SEC to go after the retail traders (WSB themselves) got 90k+ likes. These people have no clue and I hope when GME does crash, it does so quick enough that these fags get stuck with shit and are scared away from investing ever again.
Yer gonna hit X on this one.

Where I see unity forming, is that this is showing truly how corrupt and backwards wall street is without resorting to hard left/right talking points/politics.

the hard lefts solution is to become “Tankies” and “eat the rich”

the hard rights solution is a “final” solution to become a natsoc and accelerate the “day of the rope” and “name the J”.

What our low IQ, high kCal cousins in Reddit have done have managed to make it palatable and digestible what’s happening and showing it’s real dollar value. Not naming J’s, not blaming old white men (however not sure if doing on holicaustertycoon Remembrance Day was planed or not)
 
What the elites want is a controlled burn. What we want is a metaphorical yellow stone caldera eruption. They want to selectively kill off the undesirables. What we want is to kamikaze their ass. Take them down with us.
I will accept the hedgies being engulfed in a pyroclastic flow too so we can forever marvel at their pain.
 
Maybe those NoFap guys were onto something....

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Legal Eagle
Guy has no creditability and bootlicks the establishment at any chance he gets.
 
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"Why" shows a lack of understanding when it comes to the degenerate, specifically addicted mind. There doesn't have to be a discernable ( and certainly not an understandable ) reason, the only relevant question is: why not?

For most people the answer is consequences or a conscience, barring that maybe it's simply not feasible. What if the first two weren't relevant to you and if what's feasible were only limited by your imagination and the physics of the universe?

You, with a non-degenerate mind, cannot comprehend why a Saudi prince would fly in young Slavic models just to shit in their mouth and watch them get fucked by an unwashed homeless Bengali. I mean surely you'd fuck such a succulent piece of ass yourself? Enjoy that slander ballet body to the fullest?

But what if you got bored of that by the time you turned 13? What if you got tired of fucking nubile Slavic ass a year later? You start to degenerate, in the same way run of the mill coomers do but now without consequence, conscience or limitation. As you're once again blowing out her asshole you feel contempt fuck this useless piece of meat, fucking and sucking for pieces of paper. How can you display this contempt? You call her names, next time you see how much extra money she wants to clean your dick.

Fucking subhuman piece of meat. You spit on the Slavic instathot, give her a good slap. She takes it, as long as you give her more pieces of paper - disgusting. Your contempt grows, seething. She eats your ass for money, she drinks your piss for money, she cuts your fucking toenails with her teeth for money. You bothered to bathe the last time you had her eat your ass. Every step used to get you high with power, euphoric even. But soon even shitting in her mouth and watching her get fucked by an unwashed homeless Bangali doesn't do anything for you and so you try to find a Western piece of meat to shit on. Years later you're emailing Hillary to find out how much these upper class Americans want for them to let you shit all over Chelsea and you're negotiating how much extra it'll cost for them to remain in the room while you do it.

There is very little power in snatching a little girl off the street and having your way with them, getting Bill and Hillary to bring you Chelsea to shit on, now that's fucking power.

There is power in defeating your enemies and forcibly castrating their sons, feminizing them and having them live as some sort of fucked up harem but it's banal, brute power. Demoralizing a culture to the point where parents castrate their sons, feminize them and make them dance for entertainment ( with societal approval, no less ) without a bullet fired is real fucking power.

You and I were born Wall Street porta-poties and eating shit is not enough to get their dicks hard anymore. Making you work 40 hours a week to raise 5 children in a home you owned, a car and a wife who took care of the family ceased being enough decades ago. Why have you work 40 hours a week for Netflix and a studio apartment to eat your Mcdonalds, pizza and the occassional steak in instead of a Hong-Kong style cage where you can consoom bug paste? Why the fuck not?
Why not stick a gun in your mouth?
You are trying to marry the hedonic treadmill (which only seriously exists for hard drugs, which yield hundreds of times more endorphins than the human body can produce naturally) with class warfare to explain why the rich would do something that, even assuming that the plebs remain demoralized and never ever rebel ever even as they're being marched into the humeat grinders (wildly optimistic), will lead to the rich no longer having nice things. You seem to think value is summoned into being by little goblins at the whim of the rich and that the rich can suspend the iron laws of logistics, statistics, economics, and in the most brutal view biology and physics by waving a wand to justify your loss-addict mindset. Against people like you, the "Elite" don't need to do shit, because you've already decided you've lost and you stab any hand extended out to you because you like losing and being miserable. Doomers should just follow their thought processes to the natural terminus and leave the rest of us alone. You're more of a "demoralization monkey" than ten thousand paid shills could ever be.
 
Short sellers mostly are holding onto their Shorting Positions, or they are being replaced by new hedge funds willing to bet against the stock. GameStop shares that have been borrowed and sold short have declined by just about 5 million over the last week, marking an 8% dip in the short interest. Most of the short covering occurred on Thursday, when the stock fell for the first time in six days.

Its turning into a long war, either the stock dips and every Pleb loses everything OR Wall Street continuing to headbutt the wall of autism breaks wall street completely. Just google $GME now and then, if the price isn't changing majorly then the game is still going. If it goes down, then check if Wallstreetbets sold. That's all really for now. Its a battle of wills, Wall street is going to double, triple, quad down because they can win it all back if they last. The last successful Short by Wall Street wins the whole pot, but if there are diamond hands and enough autism they won't have the money to place it days, weeks, months down the line when this finally ends (The short has to be made at the peak, and end after the crash so they're stuck waiting too).
It ain't gonna be that 'long' of a war.
They are paying 35% interest compounded DAILY. Based upon the close of market value of the stocks they shorted.

Understand now why the fat jew was throwing his chair and asking collegues to fight him?
 
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Legal Eagle fans are strange.
Legal Eagle is one of the most pompous and slimy people I've ever seen on the internet. He tries to sell his audience his opinions on law to influence public opinion on cases, and I view him as a giant tool of whoever benefits from that.
 
Fuck. I don't trust a word out of their mouth and i think they're trying some kind of reverse psychology
Does anyone have a way of finding out what S.A.C. Capital Advisors/Point72's portfolio was like in 2012 and 2013?

Looking through random Google search results is giving me a headache.

EDIT: I'm looking to see if Cohen closed his Blackberry/RIMM position in those years.

SECOND EDIT: Also looking to see if Citadel, D.E. Shaw & Co., Greenlight Capital, and Omega Advisors did too in those two years.
post in r/wsb general discussion thread if you want for a legit answer
 
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Legal Eagle is one of the most pompous and slimy people I've ever seen on the internet. He tries to sell his audience his opinions on law to influence public opinion on cases, and I view him as a giant tool of whoever benefits from that.
Most lawyers play the roles of pimp and whore simultaneously. Who'da thunk it?
 
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