Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Private Joker]

I’m subscribed to his patron. He doesn’t want to do mukbangs anymore and he’s actually been saying it for awhile on patron. I kinda understand where he is coming from. Eating is literally his job.... if he quits eating like he does he might end up homeless. It’s sad but tbh I do get it.

Then quit eating junk food and get a real job instead of eating McDonald's all day and getting cornholed and charging $150 for a stupid ass cameo.

People on his patron already suggested only filming mukbangs every other day instead of everyday. He said he could try doing that but he would end up losing half of his only source of income. He’s gotten himself into a really sticky situation. He can’t get a regular job that pays as much a YouTube considering that he doesn’t have a degree or any recent job experience. There’s pics and videos of him doing disgusting things all over the internet so no one will hire him. I feel bad for him but he shouldn’t have put all his eggs in one basket

He claims to make $10,000 a month off his dumbass mukbangs, stupid ass cameos and letting Orlin lick his piss on onlyfans. Most people live on $12,000 a year. So no, he won't be stopping any of that any time soon. We all know he's an insufferable drama queer and just wants attention. He's worthless to society on his own and the only thing he contributes is buying all that food that someone is paid to prepare for his prodigious booty.

I will give him credit. People like Spoony, AKA Noah Antwiler, who had it made making $60,000 a year and ruined all of it won't lift a finger to do a god damn thing for himself but at least Nik shovels shit down his throat and takes it up the tuchus.

 

[FearsReality]

I’m subscribed to his patron. He doesn’t want to do mukbangs anymore and he’s actually been saying it for awhile on patron. I kinda understand where he is coming from. Eating is literally his job.... if he quits eating like he does he might end up homeless. It’s sad but tbh I do get it.

I fucking said it a thousand times he does it because he gets the money and attention he wants, and how he’s scared he’ll lose it

despite this probably being a 24 hour thing he has a point, people watch him for being a trainwreck and solely that

 

[Angry Shoes]

I’m subscribed to his patron. He doesn’t want to do mukbangs anymore and he’s actually been saying it for awhile on patron. I kinda understand where he is coming from. Eating is literally his job.... if he quits eating like he does he might end up homeless. It’s sad but tbh I do get it.

Surely he can pivot to another gay fetish.

Also "I'm trying to be more healthy so now I'm going to drink nothing but juice for a month" is such a dumb-guy diet move. There's so much fucking sugar in fruit juice.

 

[lemme ASS you a question]

I think he should be rebranding his content. He can still eat burgers on camera for money, but instead of 5 burgers to inhale, thoroughly enjoy 1 burger and have a less gross setup. It could be a more frugal eating show. But fat people do not think like ordinary people, nor do homosexual people for that matter and when you combine the two it becomes scary

 

[Punkinsplice]

This man has extraordinary musical talent. I just can't with him.

 

[auxcord]

It’s obvious that he has no shame, I’d love to see him just making an ass of himself in public every day.

 

[coffeepencil]

I’m subscribed to his patron. He doesn’t want to do mukbangs anymore and he’s actually been saying it for awhile on patron. I kinda understand where he is coming from. Eating is literally his job.... if he quits eating like he does he might end up homeless. It’s sad but tbh I do get it.

How dramatic. I have no idea whether with his patrons he is serious or just fishing for attention, but he could stop the doing ridiculous stunts and mukbangs, take a hit in subscribers, lose weight, and still be a moderately successful youtuber. Worst case senario he may actually have to get a job and just do youtube part time. Big deal.

Are we supposed to pity him because he destroyed his body on camera for years, made a lot of money doing it, and is just now realizing that there are concequences and this isn't sustainable?

Hell no. Nicholas Perry, you have had people telling you this was a bad idea for years now.

You have two options for this hole you dug yourself, the only two options you have ever had: keep digging or call it quits and start climbing back up.

 

[LavenderMenace]

I forget if I posted this here but I did an edit of one of his photos.

 

[Local Fed]

I forget if I posted this here but I did an edit of one of his photos.
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[SituationTypeThing]

Aren't there some diets, like keto or atkins or something, where people can eat as much as they want as long as it's protein? If so, he could do a modified version by getting 50 fast food grilled chicken sandwiches without sauce, and just toss out the buns. Or hot dogs, beef patties, Or several lbs of cold cuts from subway. This would allow him to be weird, binge and still keep flashing corporate branding while losing weight. Wouldn't people still shock-watch him eating 50 grilled chicken sandwiches w/o the bun, like they watch him eat piles of noodles? I think it would fascinate people to watch him eat piles of fast food while shrinking his body.

Obviously I'm not on to something here, or he would have already started doing this. Either it's not a thing, or it is a thing that he wasn't bright enough to think of, or he really just wants to gripe and complain. (if he does start doing this, well, you heard it here first).

The only video of his that I really enjoyed watching was the ALR parody, and he could have ended it before eating the crab and it would have actually been better.

 

[Cardboard Box Mountain]

Situation: Calories always count. protein is more filling for fewer calories than carbs, so it's easier to lose on a high protein low carb diet. Niko would still be a fat fuck eating this way.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Situation: Calories always count. protein is more filling for fewer calories than carbs, so it's easier to lose on a high protein low carb diet. Niko would still be a fat fuck eating this way.

I guess it did seem too easy. Ah, well, there's no hope for him. But, honestly: play stupid games, win stupid prizes. What did he think was going to happen when he decided to trade health and dignity for money?

 

[AbyssStarer]

Keto shilling in deathfat thread again yayyy. You really think these fat fucks can stick do a diet of no carbs? Get real. Keto is unsustainable for a vast majority of people as it is and hurts your liver in the long run, if deathfat lolcows are gonna lose weight it's not going to be by stupidly attempting to entirely cut carbs like a maniac. Even if they did it for a little bit they would relapse and gain all their weight back like what happens to everybody because you can't just never eat carbs again and attempting to do so is stupid.
Exercise and eat a balanced diet, not a lunatic fad diet where you can't eat entire food groups and miss out on all the vitamins and minerals in said food group while your saturated fats and sodium skyrocket.

Its been a while since Nikocado ate a a metric fuckload of Korean fire noodles, wonder if he got sick of it.
It's weird to me that this guy has been acting happy about gaining weight and getting over 300 pounds but is now saying he wants to stop mukbanging. What happened there? Does he not have that aloofness about the passing numbers and he actually hit a breaking point and wants to lose the weight now?

 

[MyriJayyy]

Keto shilling in deathfat thread again yayyy. You really think these fat fucks can stick do a diet of no carbs? Get real. Keto is unsustainable for a vast majority of people as it is and hurts your liver in the long run, if deathfat lolcows are gonna lose weight it's not going to be by stupidly attempting to entirely cut carbs like a maniac. Even if they did it for a little bit they would relapse and gain all their weight back like what happens to everybody because you can't just never eat carbs again and attempting to do so is stupid.
Exercise and eat a balanced diet, not a lunatic fad diet where you can't eat entire food groups and miss out on all the vitamins and minerals in said food group while your saturated fats and sodium skyrocket.

Its been a while since Nikocado ate a a metric fuckload of Korean fire noodles, wonder if he got sick of it.
It's weird to me that this guy has been acting happy about gaining weight and getting over 300 pounds but is now saying he wants to stop mukbanging. What happened there? Does he not have that aloofness about the passing numbers and he actually hit a breaking point and wants to lose the weight now?

Yea he’s a lot more honest on his patreon. He says everything on YouTube is an act. Tbh I don’t think he was ever actually happy about being over 300lbs but it made for good content which equals good money. But now he’s realizing that he is trapped in a job that makes him fat and unhealthy so he wants to quit but scared he’ll lose all his income. It’s a valid fear but he did this to himself. Obviously being a mukbanger is not sustainable.

 

[SituationTypeThing]

Keto shilling in deathfat thread again yayyy. You really think these fat fucks can stick do a diet of no carbs? Get real. Keto is unsustainable for a vast majority of people as it is and hurts your liver in the long run, if deathfat lolcows are gonna lose weight it's not going to be by stupidly attempting to entirely cut carbs like a maniac. Even if they did it for a little bit they would relapse and gain all their weight back like what happens to everybody because you can't just never eat carbs again and attempting to do so is stupid.
Exercise and eat a balanced diet, not a lunatic fad diet where you can't eat entire food groups and miss out on all the vitamins and minerals in said food group while your saturated fats and sodium skyrocket.

Its been a while since Nikocado ate a a metric fuckload of Korean fire noodles, wonder if he got sick of it.
It's weird to me that this guy has been acting happy about gaining weight and getting over 300 pounds but is now saying he wants to stop mukbanging. What happened there? Does he not have that aloofness about the passing numbers and he actually hit a breaking point and wants to lose the weight now?

Not keto shilling, if you couldn't tell I wasn't really familiar with it to begin with. I just hear people say you can eat yourself into a meat coma, and ketosis will burn the calories. I have no reason to know about it because I've been vegetarian/pescatarian for decades, not shilling that either, I'd eat meat if I could get past OCD issues, Whatever, humans are weird.

I just thought, based on things keto evangelists have said, that it would be a win/win for nik, as it would allow him to continue his freakshow. In my opinion, exercise and CICO, adjusted for health issues, is a fine way to live and be healthy. But nik IS a lunatic. Only a lunatic would eat piles of fast food everyday for money. He's talking about some OJ fast, so a fad diet, any fad diet, is something he can exploit for his shtick. To be honest, I'm not sure I care if he does a fad diet, or gets healthy at all. I think he kind of deserves where he's at now.

Dude has an abysmal relationship with food and traded one eating disorder for another. Frutarians, raw vegans, most non-political vegans, it's an eating disorder. All of the crazy "monomealing" and eating their highest vibration, all that shit is just smoke and mirrors for eating disorders. And that's what he had when he was a skinny avocado-eating twink, with a side of orthorexia. Now he's got the other side of the coin, and found a way to monetize it.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I forget if I posted this here but I did an edit of one of his photos.
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His head looks like his buried penis screaming and gasping for air as his FUPA slowly engulfs it.

 

[Pina Colada]

I’m subscribed to his patron. He doesn’t want to do mukbangs anymore and he’s actually been saying it for awhile on patron. I kinda understand where he is coming from. Eating is literally his job.... if he quits eating like he does he might end up homeless. It’s sad but tbh I do get it.

Too little too late, fatty. Unlike your fast food, you can’t have your cake and eat it too.

 

[Syntaxion]

Keto shilling in deathfat thread again yayyy. You really think these fat fucks can stick do a diet of no carbs? Get real. Keto is unsustainable for a vast majority of people as it is and hurts your liver in the long run, if deathfat lolcows are gonna lose weight it's not going to be by stupidly attempting to entirely cut carbs like a maniac. Even if they did it for a little bit they would relapse and gain all their weight back like what happens to everybody because you can't just never eat carbs again and attempting to do so is stupid.
Exercise and eat a balanced diet, not a lunatic fad diet where you can't eat entire food groups and miss out on all the vitamins and minerals in said food group while your saturated fats and sodium skyrocket.

Its been a while since Nikocado ate a a metric fuckload of Korean fire noodles, wonder if he got sick of it.
It's weird to me that this guy has been acting happy about gaining weight and getting over 300 pounds but is now saying he wants to stop mukbanging. What happened there? Does he not have that aloofness about the passing numbers and he actually hit a breaking point and wants to lose the weight now?

Agreed. it also fucks up your hormones. The nice thing about carbs is that they're the main fuel of your body, they don't need to be converted to be used by, for example, the brain neither (fats and proteins do).

By eating carbs your body can use fat and protein for other purposes like hormones (peptidehormones for protein and steroles for fat). If you eat no carbs, the body will use protein and fats, leaving less available to hormones (and other important purposes, DNA is made up of proteins too for example).

Not to mention the potential ketoacidosis and high bad cholesterol. There's a reason why people on keto diets, and especially men, often report loss of libido.

I do, personally, think a low carb diet is good though and would help Nikocado - the body replenishes glycogen storages very fast, and many carbs are unhealthy (high glycemic index) or addicting (sugars) so you don't need much carbs (unlike fat and protein, there aren't any essential carbs neither). I do disagree about the vitamins and minerals though, you can get your vitamins and minerals from other dietary sources than carbs, but it does make it pointlesly harder

 

[Avomacado]

I forget if I posted this here but I did an edit of one of his photos.
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Pretty sure that's just a crop of Jabba the Hutt.

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Pretty sure that's just a crop of Jabba the Hutt.

Pretty sure that Jabba is about 200 pounds lighter than that.