/r/wsb autists taking on a wallstreet hedgefund. Elon musk involved as always / wallstreetbets / gamestop - Gamergate 2: financial boogaloo

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HOMO FOR LIFE said:
i called my local coin dude and ordered some raw silver coins.

don't get bars.

get the coins.
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I thought I ordered some coins minted in 1911 but instead I got this silver plated POS, wtf
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Disheveled Human said:
Personally I am not worried about any dips in fact I expected them its the first of the month we have 27 more days to play and the 28th is payday buy back time on hedgies.
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I thought doomsday for hedgies was Friday

Then doomsday was today

Now the end of this month and today's the first?

2237: HODL, IF WE DONT GIVE IN UNTIL 2500 ITS ALL GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN! DIAMOND HANDS!!!!
 
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Disheveled Human said:
Personally I am not worried about any dips in fact I expected them its the first of the month we have 27 more days to play and the 28th is payday buy back time on hedgies.
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The year is 2060. The NASDAQ was wiped out in nuclear war and the last scraps of human civilization have banded together in small tribes to survive. Meanwhile marauding hordes travel Appalachia, screaming "BUY THE DIP FUCK THE HEDGIES TO THE MOON." The squeeze never happened.
 
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The amount of FUD over some of the most tax advantaged ways of playing PMs is sad. Not everything is a conspiracy, and clang gang had been going strong on wsb all of last year (until the troubles).
That being said, I sold all my pm shit this morning. Good luck to everyone else, but that DXY ain't supportive of the commodity prices.
 
draggs said:
I thought doomsday for hedgies was Friday

Then doomsday was today

Now the end of this month and today's the first?

2237: HODL, IF WE DONT GIVE IN UNTIL 2500 ITS ALL GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN! DIAMOND HANDS!!!!
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Niggas double downed thinking us autists would chain panic sell nothing lost holding another month just to be sure.
 
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SilkGnut said:
The best part about this is that it might unironically be sage advice. The market on video games has been obscene ever since the rona hit.
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Someone I knew once used to buy those old cartridges that stopped working. Usually what was wrong was the battery was dead, so he’d just change it and then flip it for $$$$.

*Edit* he stopped doing it because he was tired of dealing with autists and he has a real job now.
 
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draggs said:
IT IS CREATING MEME MAGIC!

Yeah that's what I want for my return on investment, meme magic. Fuck money, I can pay the mortgage and buy food with meme magic right? Abracapepe! Hey 6'5" 335 Randall is still standing here repoing my car DA FUK?!
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I'm pretty sure your landlord is legally required to let you slip the month if you shout "THE RENT IS TOO DAMN HIGH!" when he asks for the bill.
 
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draggs said:
I thought doomsday for hedgies was Friday

Then doomsday was today

Now the end of this month and today's the first?

2237: HODL, IF WE DONT GIVE IN UNTIL 2500 ITS ALL GONNA COME CRASHING DOWN! DIAMOND HANDS!!!!
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friday: initial weekly shorts expire, melvin is obligated to pay off all weekly GME shorts. Takes 6 days to pay off at their current volume
today: never heard that today was doomsday, it's not
wednesday: initial monthly shorts expire, takes 6 days to pay off as well
friday: Melvin's weekly pay off is complete
Tuesday: Melvin's monthly pay off is complete
Wednesday: Melvin's double down weekly short expires: ??? (likely 6 days) to pay off
End of Feb/Early march: Melvin's double down monthly short expires, ??? to pay off

pick a date to exit
 
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