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I've not heard much about her parents but she did do a video where she interviewed her parents and idk, they seemed pretty standard but I guess you never know what's going on behind the scenes. Only thing I know is her mum doesn't like her swearing, that's about it.
in that case there are a couple of possiblities
1. mentally ill
2. dad didn't do a good enough job of parenting
3. she decided to become a thot (dad didn't do a good enough job of parenting)
 
in that case there are a couple of possiblities
1. mentally ill
2. dad didn't do a good enough job of parenting
3. she decided to become a thot (dad didn't do a good enough job of parenting)
In one of her older videos, way before she started her main chanel and when she was still openly guido, she talked about her parents and from what I remember:
1. Her parents are both present in her life.
2. They raised her with a lot of love and even paid for the college she dropped out from
3. Don't mind her living with them
4. Her biggest childhood "trauma" is her baby sister being born and receiving more attention at first.
5. Her parents bought her a Chanel necklace which she lost, so they bought her another one.

Which leads me to conclusion is that she was just spoiled as fuck and used being the center of attention, that once she grew up she seeked to be the center of attention somewhere else. Since she's not very bright nor talented, she had to settle to being in the center of attention on an anonymous boxxy simp image board. It also explains why is she so lazy, she's used to her mommy and daddy doing the work for her. When she was still dating Greg, she revealed her mother was cleaning her room and found her BDSM gear (she was 26-27 at the time).

Her little sister on the other hand has a masters in a STEM field (biochemistry I think?), has studied abroad in Italy and learned to speak fluent Italian and was a part of her university's track team. She only appeared in June's old channel videos way back when she was still in middle school but never on her main channel. She only has some private social media profiles and most of June's fanbase don't even know she has a sister.

So I think it's not really big daddy or mommy issues as much as being a spoiled womanchild.

EDIT: Forgot to add but she had boobjob done way before her internet fame so I'm guessing her parents paid for that too?
 
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Last few frames of the video are brutal
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she almost looks bogged
 
Isnt June by her own words, bisexual? Unless I'm missing something, I dont think ever seen her simp for a woman or at least try to get a womans attention or even think about being in a relationship with a woman. Was it a phase? Is her definition of bisexual acknowledging a person opposite of what you prefer attractive? Because if that's the case then there a lot of people who are bisexual.
I know a woman who's bi. But if I had to put her on a scale she'd be like 70% straight and 30% gay. Her whole thing is she likes both men and women but she's more attracted to men. So more than half the time when she's looking for some she's going to be looking a dick. But if she sees a woman who she thinks is really hot she'd go for her instead.

It's just easier for her to pick up a guy, or letting a guy approach her to pick her up, then it is going through the process of finding a woman who's into other women.

I can't say the same about June because I don't know her and I've barely watched any of her stuff, but I do believe that Greg at one point said that being in a long distance relationship with a bisexual woman was a bit of challenge. And she admitted, in that stream, that she liked both men and women. So who knows where she actually sits on the whole thing and whether her bisexuality is real or just her being all, "tee hee! Look at me kissing this other woman! Aren't I so cute that you want to take me home?" way that some women in clubs make out with each other because it attracts the horny boys to them like flies to honey.

june was trying to project the image that she was a shy pure uwu who is secretly a pervert... but only for her sweetheart!!!!
She was a perv though. In another stream Greg admitted to watching porn when June was around and she'd blow him while he did. Well he admitted to the porn, she yelled, from off to the side, "and I suck his dick when he does!". Greg giggles at that and says something like, "not now!".

Them just joking around? She's being so "I'm so cute"? Who knows. But she looks the type that would do that.
 
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I know a woman who's bi. But if I had to put her on a scale she'd be like 70% straight and 30% gay. Her whole thing is she likes both men and women but she's more attracted to men. So more than half the time when she's looking for some she's going to be looking a dick. But if she sees a woman who she thinks is really hot she'd go for her instead.

It's just easier for her to pick up a guy, or letting a guy approach her to pick her up, then it is going through the process of finding a woman who's into other women.

I can't say the same about June because I don't know her and I've barely watched any of her stuff, but I do believe that Greg at one point said that being in a long distance relationship with a bisexual woman was a bit of challenge. And she admitted, in that stream, that she liked both men and women. So who knows where she actually sits on the whole thing and whether her bisexuality is real or just her being all, "tee hee! Look at me kissing this other woman! Aren't I so cute that you want to take me home?" way that some women in clubs make out with each other because it attracts the horny boys to them like flies to honey.
Nobody's bisexuality is real, so it's an easy question to answer.

Okcupid revealed that every single person who had bisexuality in their profile only messages one sex. It was a complete statistical anomaly where someone would break the 100:1 ratio of replying to sexes.

You spend some time observing how people behave and you see that it is a lie every single time. I briefly dated (read: fucked) one of the leading "bisexuality activists" in my country and she and her girlfriend hadn't had sex in years, except if there was a guy involved.

edit: I see that people find this pill hard to swallow. Just like transgenders, you look at the behaviour, or you look at the studies and you see that there's no credible support for it (unless you trust studies from kinsey institute, which you shouldn't and wouldn't if you knew their history)
 
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I know a woman who's bi. But if I had to put her on a scale she'd be like 70% straight and 30% gay. Her whole thing is she likes both men and women but she's more attracted to men. So more than half the time when she's looking for some she's going to be looking a dick. But if she sees a woman who she thinks is really hot she'd go for her instead.

It's just easier for her to pick up a guy, or letting a guy approach her to pick her up, then it is going through the process of finding a woman who's into other women.

I can't say the same about June because I don't know her and I've barely watched any of her stuff, but I do believe that Greg at one point said that being in a long distance relationship with a bisexual woman was a bit of challenge. And she admitted, in that stream, that she liked both men and women. So who knows where she actually sits on the whole thing and whether her bisexuality is real or just her being all, "tee hee! Look at me kissing this other woman! Aren't I so cute that you want to take me home?" way that some women in clubs make out with each other because it attracts the horny boys to them like flies to honey.



She was a perv though. In another stream Greg admitted to watching porn when June was around and she'd blow him while he did. Well he admitted to the porn, she yelled, from off to the side, "and I suck his dick when he does!". Greg giggles at that and says something like, "not now!".

Them just joking around? She's being so "I'm so cute"? Who knows. But she looks the type that would do that.

Theres plenty of pervo stuff Juwu did with Pregs but a BJ while watching porn is pretty very vanilla. Giggling about it on a stream is way more perv than the actual thing itself
 
out of interest, was she raised by a single mom? because so far everything points to a lack of a father figure
Her parents are present and involved in her life (both have been present in their videos in a few occasions) , but that's not a guarantee of anything anymore. Both of Milo Stewart parents are also present in her/his/? life dotting her in every other way and she's still a freaking mess who chopped her tits.

I think that's the problem with current generation: their parents are "loving" them too much, as in they simply let them have all the freedom they think they need. In response, these kids probably aren't hateful or necessarily spoiled, but they have no concept of discipline and expect everybody will cater to their needs nicely otherwise they're "bad". Sometimes you need to tell your kids "no" and let them cry.

The fact that Shoe's a liberal, but not some raging SJW means that her parents at least did a few good things and didn't let her go to the full extreme. If she wasn't involved in politics, she'd probably be some basic bitch who wouldn't even vote.If she has any political position is because of the dick she's craving at the moment: she was a moderate with Greg, and a commie with Vaush. But her personal life is still a mess as she, precisely, changes after whatever dick she's craving at the moment because she's desperate for a man telling her what to do, probably because nobody in her household ever put her boundaries and limits. Kinda like Peterson once said Feminists like Islam because it gives them the discipline they lack in their lives. Same shit.
 
Well this took a lot longer than expected. I believe this dumbass has been overdue for a leak for about 4-5 years now.
 
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Theres plenty of pervo stuff Juwu did with Pregs but a BJ while watching porn is pretty very vanilla. Giggling about it on a stream is way more perv than the actual thing itself
Maybe but I just never paid much attention to them when they were together. Occasionally I'd use it as background noise when doing something else or I'd just watch one of Greg's vids when he was interesting.
The fact that Shoe's a liberal, but not some raging SJW means that her parents at least did a few good things and didn't let her go to the full extreme.
Or you know, her parents weren't raging liberals. The issue is that SJWs are just the extreme version of libs and typically what people call "libtards" or "leftists". It's the same with the far-right. That's where you get all the neo-nazis and the white supremacists. Normal every day conservatives are perfectly fine people that I get along with well just like normal every day progressives.

It's when you go to extremes on either side that you get the loonies.
 
In one of her older videos, way before she started her main chanel and when she was still openly guido, she talked about her parents and from what I remember:
1. Her parents are both present in her life.
2. They raised her with a lot of love and even paid for the college she dropped out from
3. Don't mind her living with them
4. Her biggest childhood "trauma" is her baby sister being born and receiving more attention at first.
5. Her parents bought her a Chanel necklace which she lost, so they bought her another one.

Which leads me to conclusion is that she was just spoiled as fuck and used being the center of attention, that once she grew up she seeked to be the center of attention somewhere else. Since she's not very bright nor talented, she had to settle to being in the center of attention on an anonymous boxxy simp image board. It also explains why is she so lazy, she's used to her mommy and daddy doing the work for her. When she was still dating Greg, she revealed her mother was cleaning her room and found her BDSM gear (she was 26-27 at the time).

Her little sister on the other hand has a masters in a STEM field (biochemistry I think?), has studied abroad in Italy and learned to speak fluent Italian and was a part of her university's track team. She only appeared in June's old channel videos way back when she was still in middle school but never on her main channel. She only has some private social media profiles and most of June's fanbase don't even know she has a sister.

So I think it's not really big daddy or mommy issues as much as being a spoiled womanchild.

EDIT: Forgot to add but she had boobjob done way before her internet fame so I'm guessing her parents paid for that too?
Her wigs cost her parents between $10k-$20k a piece is what she said. It just doesn't seem like she had any real authority in her life. Belle Delphine seems the same way except June had a father, this is probably why she is much more modest.
 
Or you know, her parents weren't raging liberals. The issue is that SJWs are just the extreme version of libs and typically what people call "libtards" or "leftists". It's the same with the far-right. That's where you get all the neo-nazis and the white supremacists. Normal every day conservatives are perfectly fine people that I get along with well just like normal every day progressives.

It's when you go to extremes on either side that you get the loonies.
There are a lot of parents who are normal folk from all kind of ideologies and their kids are extreme SJWs or commies, precisely because their parents didn't discipline them in the way they should have been. And that's often the product of liberal upbringing. Not saying that ONLY conservative parents discipline their children, but it's common that liberal parents think they shouldn't "suffocate" their kids with discipline and rules. Too much discipline or too little can turn your kid into a extremist.

In any case, whatever her parents were or are, Shoe seems to be the product of parents who said "just let her be" and thought being her friends was more important than being her parents. Considering her parents are involved, but not that much, they probably think they did a good job and, for a stranger, it'd seem that way: "sure, my daughter is an internet influencer, she makes videos that millions watch and makes a lot of money, she also had a boyfriend but they broke up". Doesn't sound that bad, isn't? I really doubt the parents or the family are autistic enough to google Shoe and find out we've seen her naked twice.
 
I think that's the problem with current generation: their parents are "loving" them too much, as in they simply let them have all the freedom they think they need. In response, these kids probably aren't hateful or necessarily spoiled, but they have no concept of discipline and expect everybody will cater to their needs nicely otherwise they're "bad". Sometimes you need to tell your kids "no" and let them cry.
Yeah even simple boundaries are akin to beating your child ruthlessly to modern parents.
 
Damn girl congrats on somehow having a messier room than me.

Also, kek. Maybe she should nuzzle up to good old Joe Bidet.
 
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She could either get herself a normal boyfriend and give him an occasional mention as "the boyfriend who doesn't like online life" or just soften him to e-fame slowly while the relationship grows.
How the hell is she supposed to rake simpbucks if the simps are threatened by a man who looks like his life is even remotely together?

Fixed that for you. Relationships are not where character is built but where character is tested.
Confidence alone means nothing. I've known a lot of retarded people who were confident they weren't retarded and plenty of them post on this site. What matters is the quality of character, which is why mocking attention whores is so fun. It's why men (not boys, men) can find a very aesthetically challenged woman to be the most beautiful girl, because she 1) she grooms herself, 2) isn't a bitch, 3) has a good character

I always like to show people something a Christian friend once noticed while arguing with a feminist. Proverbs 31 is the wisdom of a king about the ideal wife--the virtuous wife--as taught to him by his own mother. It's really something else on its own but especially when considering this was thousands of years ago. The point is, the "virtuous wife" is shown to be diligent, independent, faithful, wholly respectful and "submissive" (not in a BDSM way) to her husband while also having her own things (businesses, finance) too, always places family first, is neighborly, etc. etc.

Not a single time is her physical appearance ever mentioned, only that she's a woman (obviously). What's more? The only line of dialogue comes from the husband (implying that a woman who is virtuous would be rewarded with her husband's affection, and further implicitly commanding men to show affection daily to their wives) saying she's the greatest of any woman ever born. Sweet.

This is why it's so fun making fun of June, Venti, etc. because although we mock their appearance it's all they really have, and obviously that doesn't account for much beneath the camera filters and make-up. All these attention whores are exactly like the deathfats but not fat, and it's got nothing to do with confidence. They are very confident. All of them. It's that they all have miserable character.

That's also why you can't "turn a hoe into a housewife". The "virtuous wife" doesn't become virtuous by the magical power of hugs and dick. She's first a virtuous woman and then that virtue shines in a relationship. Realizing that is very important. It'll save you the genuine suffering of playing "hero boyfriend" to a dumpsterfire of a woman and it'll also sober you up as a man. All you need to do to get a June or Venti or Pokimane is have money/status/fitness/etc. But a virtuous woman? Ah, now that requires more. Good character is needed to be attractive to someone with good character.
Imagine getting schooled on ideal relationships complete with biblical citations from a hentai protagonist.
 
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I legitimately find her very very attractive. Since she is apparently so desperate for D that she sent nudes to a catfish maybe I have a chance of making her my wife.
There is chatter in my ethot leaker community about her since the noodz hit, alot more than Anisa or other people we detract here.
Some parched men wish to be satisfied. There's a market for her onlyfans provided she starts out at least doing full nudes and none of that underwear only/angles shit I hate.
I can go to a zumba or yoga class and see better shit than a lot of those "lewd" thots provide.
 
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