Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp

[Lasersuit Larry]

I find myself not checking my notifications until there's at least two or three, because I know that 95% of the time, one of them is going to be Liz dredging the depths of her lake silt brain.

 

[ELLE101]

I find myself not checking my notifications until there's at least two or three, because I know that 95% of the time, one of them is going to be Liz dredging the depths of her lake silt brain.

Yo, ONION BOY— is your right shoulder clenching?

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

Yo, ONION BOY— is your right shoulder clenching?

Now dear, you know I prefer shallots for my steak butter.

 

[ELLE101]

Now dear, you know I prefer shallots for my steak butter.

You fucking PIZZAGATE freaks have become soooo reduced in your brains over the last few years.. it’s wild, son

who SIRED your bunghole, Jack? it was that Arab bitch from La Jolla, wasn’t it? the astrologer who gave you his card?

 

[Figger Nucker]

Thanks for dumping your skitzo rantings here for us. Really appreciate the content.

 

[Cliff Booth]

I don't believe anyone posted this yet, but here's @LL137's latest youtube video where she is all up in the insta dms of Dr. Jill Biden, Rick & Morty, and Justin Long. To answer your question though, Elora, Dr. Biden has a doctorate in education and is not a physician, so she won't be able to help you with the vaccine thing.

 

[The Un-Clit]

I fucking... hate you.

I .... HATE YOU.


I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!!

Okay Liz, you've already got Jack's social media, why do you think you're talking to him here as well? Does he really need multiple platforms to trigger your crazyrage? I wonder how you're going to react when you realize how much time you've wasted entertaining a bunch of complete strangers?

Oh, and your latest video is miles below your last one in quality, since it's just you ranting at more complete strangers to you. I sense a theme....

you got some anger to work out, and weed's not helping. If your Jack has said one correct thing, it's that. Cut out the dope, it's all kinds of not good for your brain when it's broken.

 

[ELLE101]

Okay Liz, you've already got Jack's social media, why do you think you're talking to him here as well? Does he really need multiple platforms to trigger your crazyrage? I wonder how you're going to react when you realize how much time you've wasted entertaining a bunch of complete strangers?

Oh, and your latest video is miles below your last one in quality, since it's just you ranting at more complete strangers to you. I sense a theme....

you got some anger to work out, and weed's not helping. If your Jack has said one correct thing, it's that. Cut out the dope, it's all kinds of not good for your brain when it's broken.

Are you ready to SHUT THE FUCK UP YET, CHRISTINA WESTOVER?!!????!!!!!!!!

Ya know, I had high hopes for this thread in terms of additional length.... but the supporting cast of characters was a bit surprising tbh


#AuthorProblems

IE: you all cleaaaarly forgot Elora Snow is an ALIAS. THE slayer of Gen X. I know Gen Z’s... and he’s a local cook. Named Pan.

Just turned 27. Watch out ladies... Tiger Lily is his big sister (me), and Tink is MY little bodyguard.... soooo..... Pokémon evolution states that everyone under 1988 should be worried about THEIR level of ninja skills and stop chasing this black rabbit all over the internet

Cause, ya know... “kids” grow up.

Right, Doreen Virtue?

I was a KID at 25.

But I still STORMED the UNDERGROUND CITY at Disneyland that January with intention... didn’t I?

...alone.



Lol, I... am... not... a... child.
But thanks for thinking I’ve always looked young for my age!

 

[Anne Hyroe]

Every single one of these messages is random.txt gold.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Are you ready to SHUT THE FUCK UP YET, CHRISTINA WESTOVER?!!????!!!!!!!!

Ah, Christina, that was the name. Well, it's better then Jack I guess. Jack is such a common name.

Well I hope this outpouring of your relationship woes over social media was catharsis for you. It's damn entertaining for us at least!

 

[Burd Turglar]

If nobody else is going to say it, I will.

@LL137 you need to put down the weed and take your meds.(Sexually)

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

I'm still continually impressed at how Liz manages to make this thread such a constant rollercoaster. If it isn't accusing us of being yet another person we've never heard of, or showing off a new shamanistic power, it's flipping back and forth between her ratings. Every time she goes from islamic to autistic to dumb to disagree, I feel like I can hear her teeth grinding. Wild.

 

[heavycream]

The cow milks herself.

 

[ELLE101]

Image of flyer, bottom: https://www.instagram.com/lucaswerner79/

Thanks for this dingo, bb! He blocked me on Instagram tho

I find myself not checking my notifications until there's at least two or three, because I know that 95% of the time, one of them is going to be Liz dredging the depths of her lake silt brain.

You know what else was dredged? Lake Hodges, Dixon Lake, and that one in Poway.

How many crystal skulls? 143 1/2 apparently

Oh wait, 144... there we go.

the local coroner is a bit stoned to deal with the irony of y’all’s OCD with number significance with your “fearless leader”.... baahahahahahha you twits are so weird

 

[Pocket Dragoon]

This thread is a goldmine for random.txt.

You should see my notepad collection of her best, for later cutting up & recompiling, Naked Lunch-style. At the rate she's going, I should be able to knock out a first draft by the end of the week.

 

[Burd Turglar]

You should see my notepad collection of her best, for later cutting up & recompiling, Naked Lunch-style. At the rate she's going, I should be able to knock out a first draft by the end of the week.

Someone with more time than me could have some real fun setting up a performance art piece style youtube with bizarre video shit accompanied by text to talk overlays of her insane ramblings.

 

[ELLE101]

I'm still continually impressed at how Liz manages to make this thread such a constant rollercoaster. If it isn't accusing us of being yet another person we've never heard of, or showing off a new shamanistic power, it's flipping back and forth between her ratings. Every time she goes from islamic to autistic to dumb to disagree, I feel like I can hear her teeth grinding. Wild.

And you just lit your hair on fire by accident lighting a big... blunt. Right? Oops.

You should see my notepad collection of her best, for later cutting up & recompiling, Naked Lunch-style. At the rate she's going, I should be able to knock out a first draft by the end of the week.

Yeah... not likely.

You have a difficult time keeping commitments that aren’t self-serving, so... I doubt this will happen.

Ya know, this #Recluse motherfucker... one thing I LEARNED about him a little bit ago was how he’d grow huuuuge accounts (25-35k tweets kinda thing) ... then get soooo BUTT HURT over how noooo one would talk to him... or play with him... so he’d CHIMP OUT and just delete them.

Or so he thought.

because reaaaaaally psycho pathological premeditated operational magicians looooove their little TROPHIES .. don’t ya? It’s a classic trope, ya know?

Keep a finger.. keep a toe... maybe this necklace.. maybe this tooth... maybe this hairband on my long brown pony tail from a whore I’ll fuck later... etc etc

Jack, lol.. when you WERE just “bi-curious”... your “preferences” in chicks is DEFINITELY Los Colinas and Vista County worthy. Dang. Baahhahahaha

We’re talking like C-class Del Taco and Church’s chicken drive thru brown girls and boys. Just... brown. Lmaooooooo ohhhh my god, their fucking tear drop tattoos are FRESH?! and... demonstrators of how they.. killed... ME??!!

Aaaahhhhahahahhhahahahahahshahaahhahdieowoxnvjtoeoeidkdkvnghpoe

ohhhh my god, that is rich

 

[Lasersuit Larry]

And you just lit your hair on fire by accident lighting a big... blunt. Right? Oops.

Why, did you cast a spell? Here's one, before I need to get my own beauty sleep.

Ravioli, ravioli, spaghet water boil for me,
Go and take your farmaco,
For all that's good and holy.
Pop your pills and take a shower
My pasta spell over you has power.
Heed my words upon this hour,
You crazy bint, fuck off.

 

[ELLE101]

Why, did you cast a spell? Here's one, before I need to get my own beauty sleep.

Ravioli, ravioli, spaghet water boil for me,
Go and take your farmaco,
For all that's good and holy.
Pop your pills and take a shower
My pasta spell over you has power.
Heed my words upon this hour,
You crazy bint, fuck off.

How’s that back of yours after getting cracked out?

Is your right shoulder dislocated?

OWWWWWWW lizzzzyyyyyyy

I HAVE A LEG CRAMP OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG


OW OW OW OW MASSAGE ME QUICK QUICK


OWWWWWW LIZZZYYYYY


OWWWW I HSVE A CRAMP OMG IT HIRTS SOO BAD IT CAME OUT OF NOWHERE


- my ex-husband, about 25 times or so during our 2.5 year marriage

Those are called SLEEPER holds. soooo like, I can enter y’all (astral projection style) — BECAUSE y’all are TRYING TO ENTER ME... so, it’s a #ReturnToSender kinda deal with additional postage for your FUCKING FACES attached to it... ya feel me?

Soooo like

you’ll break your own wrists...

Bang your heads against the wall....
End up stretching it out because yogaaaaaa

but it like

hurrrrrts
Because you can’t get out of the pooooose

soooooo

then you get outside

And go pottyyyyyyy

Then you showerrrrrr

And cry cry cryy ohhhh BOOO HOOOO


I can do this if you’ve taken things from me or DESERVE it according to God, sozzzzzz you guilty fucks.... ohhhh well!!! I’m sooo DAMN SORRY you’re all bruised and cranky

This is TAI CHI, bbs.... she’s the WHITE UNICORN of GenX, and I’m the BLACK... which means: I’ve been to jail IRL for RESEARCH... and she hasn’t. By design.

Soooo I caaaan do everything SUZIE does.. but again, it’s exhausting.
And a loooot of you are like.. REALLY overweight. So you’re harder to toss around.


Weird to KNOW your neighbor can summon this at will — and has been using it REGULARLY against the creature from the London Lagoon who’s been hiding out 20 minutes down the highway... isn’t it?

https://youtu.be/s6srOJyYA1w

Pay attention to who SURVIVES in this scene... and what kind of creature doesn’t.

Y’all need to watch this and EDUCATE yourselvezzzzzzzzzzzz

Cause you are too goddamn chunky for me to keep throwing into jail every two weeks

 

[RollingRock]

I made a voodoo doll of you and I'm force feeding it pickles