Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He could pull something like Tape Face did. The bonus part is this guy literally has a piece of tape over his mouth and never spoke a word as befitting of a mime. The difference is Tape Face is actually kinda brilliant.

Pretty sure Russ slagged off Tape Face when the guy was on AGT, moaning that his act was dumb but got on the show when Russ didn't. Obviously it was disability discrimination.

I can't wait to see Russ on tvs across the country, slapping the keyboard beneath him like a toddler playing in applesauce, as his keytar dangles around his neck like a giant medallion (Flava Flav eat your heart out).

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Russ should really put out more music. It's funny. His music is very TikTok, short video, off the cuff like TMBG (except there's no creativity, quirkiness, meaning, or talent).

He might hit it big on TikTok with his signature bamboon boogie

The platform is full of cringe, tryhards desperate for internet fame; he'll fit right in, sure he lacks any talent and has the comedic sense of a 50 year old boomer. But if a funny monkey in a flashy suit danced with a keytar, you'd watch, we all would.

 

[Meredith Swift]

It's shit like this why Russ is my favourite cow. He goes quiet for a few weeks and then always tends to break his silence with something even more lolworthy than what we could ever speculate. May he never stop self-milking

(I'm literally STILL cracking up at the sparkly monkey tuxedo keytar banging video)

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Pretty sure Russ slagged off Tape Face when the guy was on AGT, moaning that his act was dumb but got on the show when Russ didn't. Obviously it was disability discrimination.

I can't wait to see Russ on tvs across the country, slapping the keyboard beneath him like a toddler playing in applesauce, as his keytar dangles around his neck like a giant medallion (Flava Flav eat your heart out).

Russ is just jealous Tape Face thought of the perfect persona that he could have used.

I'm sure would love nothing more than to be adored while simultaneously taping his gaping maw shut so no one will mock him or judge him for it. Just like he hides behind his phone or photoshop for all the pictures he shows people

 

[StinkySnack]

Pretty sure Russ slagged off Tape Face when the guy was on AGT, moaning that his act was dumb but got on the show when Russ didn't. Obviously it was disability discrimination.

Oh he sperged about Tape Face on and off for a few years actually. He was REALLY salty about him, called him talentless, a hack, etc. Probably just jealous that Tape Face's mouth can still stay closed when the tape comes off.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Russ should really put out more music. It's funny. His music is very TikTok, short video, off the cuff like TMBG (except there's no creativity, quirkiness, meaning, or talent).

He couldn't handle people laughing at him. As someone said, he can't laugh at himself, he thinks he's too important for that. He blocked someone for saying a disabled dog was cute because he thought that person was mocking him. He cannot stand criticism of any kind because he thinks he's the best at whatever he's doing. If any of those band members try to help him improve, he'll go nuclear because how dare you imply he's not perfect.

 

[Rainbow Trash]

The rockstar experience was missing one thing. Don't worry, I gotchu Russ.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

He couldn't bother to get a new shirt to go with the jacket.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's shit like this why Russ is my favourite cow. He goes quiet for a few weeks and then always tends to break his silence with something even more lolworthy than what we could ever speculate. May he never stop self-milking

(I'm literally STILL cracking up at the sparkly monkey tuxedo keytar banging video)

Oh, I think something hysterical is going to happen. When he gets rejected, the meltdown will be something to see. He thinks he's owed a shot on AGT and we all know what happens if he's denied something he thinks he's owed. The question is will he blame DISCRIMINATION!!!!! or his backing band this time?

 

[Russketeer]

Just realized the drummer didn't bring or setup cymbals. Just the kit provided by the rehearsal space and a digital percussion pad might even be using the pad for kick drum. Collect $ from Russ with the least effort, I like it. Pretty sure it's MDV studio A which is just off the strip near-ish to Mandalay Bay.

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

My Cat is Racist beat me to it. Most playerss wear a keytar like a guitar where your shoulder supports the weight not your neck. Edgar Winter is a big exception to this, he was strapping keyboards before keytars were a thing. Russ would look a bit more relaxed and competent if he wore it guitar style like most do.

Looks like gourdhead and his hired guns (he was offering about $700 to drummers and vocalists on facebook for rehearsal and performance for the AGT audition) booked some time at MDV Rehearsal Studios. One of the cheaper by the hour options in Vegas, mostly used by lounge bands who haven't met each other before to polish sets for strip lounges.

Having a band and trying to do what that other guy already did is the least creative way he could possibly go to overcome his disability preventing him from singing. He could do something like have a puppet sing prerecorded vocals, have a computer sing, or a cartoon or something. Creative people would find a way to showcase his "songwriting" and be the focus of his act, he just looks like the keyboard sperg sideman in his current arrangement.

Credit where credit is due. The Alesis is a decent keytar and Russ is actually"playing" it in his solo clip. He is setup to use it in his band because that is why the laptop is there (it's a wireless midi controller and doesn't make sounds without a computer or other device). Will be interesting to see how he fails at AGT audition again. He should open mic or busk or something. But only top tier fame with zero effort for Russhole. He is blowing through the hooker fund at a good pace chasing this next failure.

Edit to add: in his band clip he is way down in the mix most of the energy s coming from the drummer phoning it in on the digital percussion pads.

I am a keytarist. There are two ways of playing. 9 times out of 10, strapping it like a guitar is what works. However, reaching lower keys or if wanting to add a little bass action on top of chords, you will want to have it Herbie Hancock or Edgar Winter style. It can be very uncomfortable though. I absolutely agree with your assesment.

He is playing F Ab B C D which if not for the last two notes, would be an f diminished triad. Also it should have 1, 3, 4, 5 fingering but he messed that up. f Ab b d forms a f dim7 chord

the Alessis Vortex new is 350...Russ, spring for the big boy Roland Ax Edge man, it is wayyyy better.

Previous poster said Russ was playing F Ab F Ab and that would be impossible. F to Ab to F spans one octave, another Ab would be almost reaching a 10th.

 

[The Great Citracett]

I'm wondering what song he's playing with his "band". I can make out the guy singing something about "Before she burns the place to the ground" and I know for a fact that's a Russ lyric that's been posted in here before, and I should know which one, but I just can't remember.

It's something he shared a snippet of in a post. Not something he's ever fully released.

 

[Iron Hamster]

The rockstar experience was missing one thing. Don't worry, I gotchu Russ.

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He looks like he just crawled out of a clothes dryer.

 

[DrJonesHat]

He looks like he just crawled out of a clothes dryer.

That would imply he washes his clothes.

I'm wondering what song he's playing with his "band". I can make out the guy singing something about "Before she burns the place to the ground" and I know for a fact that's a Russ lyric that's been posted in here before, and I should know which one, but I just can't remember.

It's something he shared a snippet of in a post. Not something he's ever fully released.

Was that his Taylor hate song? It sounds like something he'd put in that.

 

[Iron Hamster]

That would imply he washes his clothes.

Au contraire. He could have just been trying to get the wrinkles out. Little did he know it wouldn't work on his hair.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Was that his Taylor hate song? It sounds like something he'd put in that.

It's part of something he was writing about some girl being hot.

I remember everyone having a laugh because "fire" and "burning" are the only ways Russ seems to be able to describe attractiveness.

 

[DrJonesHat]

It's part of something he was writing about some girl being hot.

I remember everyone having a laugh because "fire" and "burning" are the only ways Russ seems to be able to describe attractiveness.

I forgot about that. He thinks he's a suave ladies' man, when he's that dork in a bar who uses old pick up lines on women and is genuinely surprised they don't work.

 

[StraightShooter2]

I forgot about that. He thinks he's a suave ladies' man, when he's that dork in a bar who uses old pick up lines on women and is genuinely surprised they don't work.

Honestly just saying "hi" has worked better for me than any cheesy pick-up lines or "PUA" scripts; in Russell's case though, he needs a complete personality makeover.

He's already also shot his wannabe "ladies man" status by admitting he only gets hookers; maybe he likes to imagine himself as some big shot "sugar daddy" like Hugh Hefner, when in reality he just scrounges up whatever stray change is left from his janitorial income and spends it on the cheapest hooker he can find, and doesn't bring any "gifts" other than wilted Wal-mart flowers and dollar store stuff, and expects hookers to be "impressed".

I wonder if he played some cheap Japanese dating sim where all you do is buy some "gift" that the girl likes and instantly get laid, and expects dating in real life to work in such an exactly automated way - if the women isn't impressed by a dollar store Valentine's gift then there's something wrong with her and she's not doing what she's "supposed to".

 

[DrJonesHat]

Honestly just saying "hi" has worked better for me than any cheesy pick-up lines or "PUA" scripts; in Russell's case though, he needs a complete personality makeover.

When I first heard of Russ, I was surprised he didn't try the PUA shit, but as the size of his ego became apparent, I understood why he never got into that. He thinks he's irresistible except for his face so why would he need help to impress a girl?

He's already also shot his wannabe "ladies man" status by admitting he only gets hookers; maybe he likes to imagine himself as some big shot "sugar daddy" like Hugh Hefner, when in reality he just scrounges up whatever stray change is left from his janitorial income and spends it on the cheapest hooker he can find, and doesn't bring any "gifts" other than wilted Wal-mart flowers and dollar store stuff, and expects hookers to be "impressed".

I think he does see himself as some sort of sugar daddy and that's coupled with his delusion that he's the only person who's nice to hookers. I don't think he grasps how hilariously out of his depth he is. I remember he expected Ariana Grande, a woman worth millions who has clothes made especially for her to be impressed by his cheap ratty suit. He sends girls cheap gift cards and expects a relationship out of it. There are escorts who have fucking houses bought for them by their clients and they don't get a relationship. I think my favorite instance of reality intruding into his fantasy was when he booked a hooker at one of the brothels and seriously thought that meant they were in a relationship and he started threatening all the guys on her Facebook. He seems very fuzzy on how prostitution actually works. He's said in the past it's how he dates and he seems to think the girls are auditioning for the role of his girlfriend. I think that's why he went so nuts over Erika. Here's a woman who's talking to him for free! She must want a boyfriend, why else would she be talking to him? When she didn't follow the script, he went bonkers.

 

[StraightShooter2]

When I first heard of Russ, I was surprised he didn't try the PUA shit, but as the size of his ego became apparent, I understood why he never got into that. He thinks he's irresistible except for his face so why would he need help to impress a girl?

I think he does see himself as some sort of sugar daddy and that's coupled with his delusion that he's the only person who's nice to hookers. I don't think he grasps how hilariously out of his depth he is. I remember he expected Ariana Grande, a woman worth millions who has clothes made especially for her to be impressed by his cheap ratty suit. He sends girls cheap gift cards and expects a relationship out of it. There are escorts who have fucking houses bought for them by their clients and they don't get a relationship. I think my favorite instance of reality intruding into his fantasy was when he booked a hooker at one of the brothels and seriously thought that meant they were in a relationship and he started threatening all the guys on her Facebook. He seems very fuzzy on how prostitution actually works. He's said in the past it's how he dates and he seems to think the girls are auditioning for the role of his girlfriend. I think that's why he went so nuts over Erika. Here's a woman who's talking to him for free! She must want a boyfriend, why else would she be talking to him? When she didn't follow the script, he went bonkers.

A lot of the popular PUA stuff centers on ditching that fake "nice guy persona", which Russ seems to be in love with; he'd have to admit he's not really "nice" but just pretends to be so when he thinks it suits his interest, and acts like an asshole when it doesn't get him the pussy he thinks he's "owed".

Other than basic, commonsensical stuff which you could find in a lot of different books, most of the "PUA" stuff is infected by the egos of the authors who want to invent unnecessarily complicated "systems" in order to stand out or boister their image as some "Don Juan who knows all the ins and outs of picking up chicks" - if you removed most of that fluff and just boiled it down to fairly basic, commensal stuff, there wouldn't be much to "sell".

If you search around, some of the PUA stuff borders on creepy as well, such as telling guys to "grab women's hands and put them on your genitals" to "display dominance" - I could almost imagine Russ trying something like that and it backfiring big time, lmao