Careercow Robert Chipman / Bob / Moviebob / "Movieblob" - Middle-Aged Consoomer, CWC with a Thesaurus, Ardent Male Feminist and Superior Futurist, the Twice-Fired, the Mario-Worshipper, publicly dismantled by Hot Dog Girl, now a diabetic

[Drag-on Knight 91873]

Also raises the question, how desperate must an outlet like The Escapist be to hire such an incompetent tool to begin with?

They hired Jack Packard, the worst RLM guy. Really, Yatzhee is the only reason Escapist functions at all.

 

[Jetpack Himmler]

Something happened:

Odin Almighty! Just troon out and legally change your name to "Karen," Chris. These pleas for attention are utterly pathetic.

 

[Koby_Fish]

I just want to know what's got Chippa in a tizzy right now. I'm curious.

I'm going to go out on a limb and say Corona Chan killed either a close friend or a member of the Chipman extended family.

 

[Les Morfalous]

Corona Chan killed either a close friend or a member of the Chipman extended family.

Can we really blame the Chinko-pox considering the Chipmans are all a bunch of obese fucking pigs one hypoglycemia away from the morgue?

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

His presidency would bring long term damage to the Democratic Party. Nobody would vote for them as they’re associated with him.

So basically what Blob dreams of happening to the Republicans with Pmurt?

He wouldn't last a day before the powers that be pulled an actual coup. The opportunity would be too perfect since it wouldn't be hard to get people on their side given Bob's history.

Or, at best, before he becomes a figurehead with a Vice President pulling the strings.

Now who does that remind me of?

A low-level employee could easily just get a similar entry-level job in another sector (e.x. service industry)

Maybe so, but getting rid of an industry and saying ”you're a waiter now, lol” is not a good thing.

Something happened:
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Anything that comes from the monied class CANNOT be true-and-honest revolution:
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I know Marxist offshots are many and confusing, but if you go straight back to the source, Marx states that all the culture, politics, etc, everything that Bobby is obsessed about, are superstructures built on an economic base. In other words, the means of production is indeed more important than everything else.

Again, Bobby thinks you can't be a leftist if you care about how wealth is distributed at all.
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Nash sees through fake news. Bobby goes one step ahead and suggests that speculators manipulate the market through fake news.
(Does that mean that journalists, sin qua non of Superior Future, are in bed with Global Money?)
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Ted Cruz:
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And the view of Bobby is some people are a disease.

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At long last Bobby reviews something by Sion Sono:
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David Lynch made an announcement, and Bobby shares his wry observations:
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Bobby avails his expertise to someone who need examples of toxic masculinity:
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Back to Bobby's home base. Joker:
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Luke: If you assume that someone versed in textual analysis -- like Bob -- thinks MCU movies have a point, you are bound to be confused.
Bob: Yes Kweeen!!!! These movies are derivative and trivial as campfire stories; whatever point they pretend to have are no deeper than your fake vag.
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No idea, looks like MCU:
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Consoom:
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Beard:
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If Bobby shows up on the coast he'd be mistaken as a buoy.

No idea:
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1) which of these affect ”the 1%” more?
a) harassing someone on the internet for making a racist remark ten years ago, or
b) bankrupting hedge funds.
2) first off, the right is not unduly obsessed with AOC. We are entitled to criticise a woman who's one of the most well known US politicians and who has a following of millions. Please stop playing the ”lay off the poor bartender” card, because she is by no means the underdog and you would not be running defence for anyone else with her support and who might well run in the 2024 primaries.
Secondly, she ain't gonna fuck you, Roberto. Using the time after she talked about being sexually assaulted to try and simp for her is incredibly low.
3) explain to me how Bob defeated Ted Cruz again?
4) I see Blob has chosen transwomen over Congresswomen.
5) the only IRA I know blows up buildings so I've got no idea what this troon is on about.

Seriously, what the fuck does he think Das Kapital is about? Snow White and the Seven Troons?

Right. I have a copy of the Communist Manifesto open in another tab because I need it for a history essay I'm writing, so I can quote it. What part of ”the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.” does Bob not understand?

Just imagine if Bob tries to implement a eugenics program, but gets little to no support from congress. Either that, or he tries to start a robotics division of the government to replace the working class, which also gets little to no support from congress.

Bob's ideas make the Green New Deal look sane.

I just want to know what's got Chippa in a tizzy right now. I'm curious.

Someone presumably coughed within 2 miles of him.

Also raises the question, how desperate must an outlet like The Escapist be to hire such an incompetent tool to begin with?

He wasn't always this bad.

Tbh, IMHO, most of his political takes would fit better into Strasserism than anything else

Bob strikes me as a fascist in the literal sense of the word.

Can we really blame the Chinko-pox considering the Chipmans are all a bunch of obese fucking pigs one hypoglycemia away from the morgue?

Given that here in Bongland, if you die 28 days or less after testing positive, the Kung Flu is put down as an official cause of death, I'd assume something similar happened.

 

[Crack Face]

Given that here in Bongland, if you die 28 days or less after testing positive, the Kung Flu is put down as an official cause of death, I'd assume something similar happened.

The only question now is when do we start the timer.

 

[Pokemonquistador2]

Odin Almighty! Just troon out and legally change your name to "Karen," Chris. These pleas for attention are utterly pathetic.

I'm gonna bet that one of Chris' pet troons caught the 'rona and had to delay their transition surgery. Now they have to suffer several more days of looking down and seeing an oppressive penis attached to them. Oh the horror!

 

[Doctor of Autism]

Oh Bob, I'm actually pretty sure Ted could kick your ass.

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I mean you pwn yourself all the time.
(Really? Avengers is "against traditional boundaries" when Iron Man, Ant Man, and Hawkeye all fight for their daughters, and Captain America gives up his life to have a normal heterosexuals' relationship?)

Bob is as shallow in being a progressive as the corporations he worships. Bob thinks black, female, gay, trans, or whatever minority group being seen on screen is enough to break traditional boundaries. Even then with gay characters, all of the corporations Bobby loves to worship omit them in international releases of their films and downplay the roles of minority actors in advertising for international reasons.

Bob honestly is a perfect reflection of the target audience these corporations want to get which are vapid shallow idiots who believe they are smart but never question authority whatsoever unless corporate says it's okay. The funny thing about some of the politicians Bob worships is that he'd hate them if he actually looked into them (especially AOC for her consistent hatred for China which Bob loves to worship).

 

[Koby_Fish]

So basically what Blob dreams of happening to the Republicans with Pmurt?

Or, at best, before he becomes a figurehead with a Vice President pulling the strings.

Now who does that remind me of?

Maybe so, but getting rid of an industry and saying ”you're a waiter now, lol” is not a good thing.

1) which of these affect ”the 1%” more?
a) harassing someone on the internet for making a racist remark ten years ago, or
b) bankrupting hedge funds.
2) first off, the right is not unduly obsessed with AOC. We are entitled to criticise a woman who's one of the most well known US politicians and who has a following of millions. Please stop playing the ”lay off the poor bartender” card, because she is by no means the underdog and you would not be running defence for anyone else with her support and who might well run in the 2024 primaries.
Secondly, she ain't gonna fuck you, Roberto. Using the time after she talked about being sexually assaulted to try and simp for her is incredibly low.
3) explain to me how Bob defeated Ted Cruz again?
4) I see Blob has chosen transwomen over Congresswomen.
5) the only IRA I know blows up buildings so I've got no idea what this troon is on about.

Right. I have a copy of the Communist Manifesto open in another tab because I need it for a history essay I'm writing, so I can quote it. What part of ”the theory of the Communists may be summed up in the single sentence: Abolition of private property.” does Bob not understand?

Bob's ideas make the Green New Deal look sane.

Someone presumably coughed within 2 miles of him.

He wasn't always this bad.


Bob strikes me as a fascist in the literal sense of the word.

Given that here in Bongland, if you die 28 days or less after testing positive, the Kung Flu is put down as an official cause of death, I'd assume something similar happened.

Bob thinks he can "defeat" Ted Cruz because Bob knows Pop Culture and Movies and references and shit, and Cruz presumably assumedly doesn't, since it's not his jerb, like it is for bobby.

BTW in America an IRA is an Individual Retirement Account. So this terrible pun referenced by the troon is some Final Fantasy VII shinra-based Retirement Account joke (with Sephiroth referencing a particular "Roth" form of IRA).

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Bob strikes me as a fascist in the literal sense of the word.

Abso fucking lutely!
As I said before he really would have been a good Strasserist during the early days of the NSDAP ( or of Mussolini's Fascist Party ), he might even have survived th Night Of The Long Knives, slimy weasel that he is.
He went so far to the left he came out on the right again. Bob a leftie? My ass!

 

[Koby_Fish]

Abso fucking lutely!
As I said before he really would have been a good Strasserist during the early days of the NSDAP ( or of Mussolini's Fascist Party ), he might even have survived th Night Of The Long Knives, slimy weasel that he is.
He went so far to the left he came out on the right again. Bob a leftie? My ass!

something something horseshoe theory (which IIRC, bobby rejects, I think?)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bob thinks he can "defeat" Ted Cruz because Bob knows Pop Culture and Movies and references and shit, and Cruz presumably assumedly doesn't, since it's not his jerb, like it is for bobby.

BTW in America an IRA is an Individual Retirement Account. So this terrible pun referenced by the troon is some Final Fantasy VII shinra-based Retirement Account joke (with Sephiroth referencing a particular "Roth" form of IRA).

1) I'll just say that more people have heard of Ted Cruz than Robert Chipman.
2) ahh. I was imagining some bankers singing ”come out you Black and Tans”.

Abso fucking lutely!
As I said before he really would have been a good Strasserist during the early days of the NSDAP ( or of Mussolini's Fascist Party ), he might even have survived th Night Of The Long Knives, slimy weasel that he is.
He went so far to the left he came out on the right again. Bob a leftie? My ass!

If he'd been around in 1938 he'd be talking about how Hitler was working to a superior future and writing articles like this.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

something something horseshoe theory (which IIRC, bobby rejects, I think?)

IIRC, he does reject it.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

IIRC, he does reject it.

So long as it isn't anti-corporate left versus anything proclaimed right.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

IIRC, he does reject it.

No, he believes that left-wing and right-wing populists are one and the same and that when ”the sides realign” they will both be defeated by globalised neoliberal technocrats.

 

[ChampFantana]

Bobert's delusional idiocy in thinking he has ever beaten Ted Cruz in anything is astounding. Ted Cruz has felt the warmth of a woman, Bobert never has and never will.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Bobert's delusional idiocy in thinking he has ever beaten Ted Cruz in anything is astounding. Ted Cruz has felt the warmth of a woman, Bobert never has and never will.

Think of Ted Cruz what you want, but he has a career and all Blob has is a basement flat and delusions of grandeur.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Bobert's delusional idiocy in thinking he has ever beaten Ted Cruz in anything is astounding. Ted Cruz has felt the warmth of a woman, Bobert never has and never will.

Ted Cruz has two children. He has, ipso facto, had sex at least two more times than Roberto de las Peliculas ever will.

 

[Koby_Fish]

Bobert's delusional idiocy in thinking he has ever beaten Ted Cruz in anything is astounding. Ted Cruz has felt the warmth of a woman, Bobert never has and never will.

Assuming for the sake of argument that Bob knows heaps more about useless pop culture trivia than Cruz does, that's not exactly a victory that carries any meaningful weight in the land of the Normies.

The fact that it carries any weight at all with Bob's Fans, Angels, and other various hangers-on, is statistically, politically, and practically meaningless.

 

[Totally Awesome]

Ted Cruz has two children. He has, ipso facto, had sex at least two more times than Roberto de las Peliculas ever will.

On February 20, Bob will be a 40 year old desperate virgin.