Diseased Neo-Pagans / Witches on the Internet / Witchblr - SMT IRL, but with fatties

[NoReturn]

@angiethewitch you should do a photoshoot with you in platform boots and a tiara covered in fake blood!

Coward. You gotta do it with real blood or it doesn't count.

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So you're saying only women have uteruses? TERF TERF TERF REEEEEEE!!!!!

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Or maybe it's just scratched?

>It hasn't been wet.
Who wants to tell her about humidity?

> theydies

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Odin is not your father. He's not the "All Father" to all people and a touchy-feely woke daddy. He does not care about you. He will not protect you, he does not love you. He and the others have their own "lives", and you are meant to follow their example and learn from them, not rely on them.

Underappreciated commentary. Pre-Christian paganism was essentially a business transaction: "I will sacrifice a fine ewe to Freya if she gives me the affections of the blacksmith's daughter." That sort of bullshit. You respected the gods, you honored them, you even called on them in times of need, but they were not your sky-daddy and they expected you to take care of your own affairs.

 

[NoReturn]

Speaking of theydies:

Spoiler: con.

"Online sex worker"

Spoiler: but then

Spoiler: From the same blog

 

[Compulsory Games]

Speaking of theydies:
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Spoiler: con.

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"Online sex worker"
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Spoiler: but then

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Spoiler: From the same blog

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"Nonbinary witch" my ass, only a woman would have a complete meltdown over a Pinterest mood board.

Also I lost it for some reason at "support male witches." Those stock photos interspersed with images of male models. The totally incongruous Asian guy at the bottom really makes it.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

Speaking of theydies:
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Spoiler: con.

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"Online sex worker"
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Spoiler: but then

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Spoiler: From the same blog

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1) a witch is ipso facto a woman, but the idea that witches being hanged was some form of patriarchal oppression instead of people just not wanting to be cursed and believing that witches did that is ridiculous.
2) for once the radfems are right. It's presumptuous to say that God (or whatever Tumblr heathens worship) hates something unless He has very explicitly said that he hates that thing. I very much doubt that any line of the Norse sagas have anything to do with troons being woman or not.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

I very much doubt that any line of the Norse sagas have anything to do with troons being woman or not.

I've read them. They don't. You could maybe pull something out of your ass about all the times Loki turned into a chick and gave birth, but he's a trickster and a Jotun and currently having venom dripped onto his eyeballs so maybe don't emulate him.

 

[EnemyStand]

Loki transwoman genderqueer otherkin submissive genderfluid confirmed. Also, Odin stole his kid, which is the part that tickles me the most.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

Spoiler

Use a ruler. That chicken scratch is so ugly.


I'm so confused. I thought she liked us?!


We aren't a trolling site. It literally says in the fucking forum guidelines that we don't tolerate trolling plans.


Do most of the people critiszing us even attempt to come here, at least once? I feel like this is a really nice place with nice people.

 

[XYZpdq]

so on the subject of Twin Flames
from what I gather it's like soul mate but if they tell you to fuck off it just means you're that much more really clearly Twin Flames because chasing and fleeing and pursuing and embiggening or something
I've tried to look up about where/when it started but so far I just find some marginally-more-level-headed spiritual people bitch how it's just stalker-enabling bullshit
anybody got any good dirt?

 

[WinchesterPremium]

I'm so confused. I thought she liked us?!

She said a bunch of anons where harassing her on Tumblr and these people are totally Kiwi Farmers.

I said she was probably sending them herself. I think she thinks I'm a mod or something.

From what I can tell she's the type who really likes attention. Everyone on the thread was giving her attention, so she stuck around. After that wore off she wanted more attention so she went back to Tumblr and went back to pretending to be harassed.

 

[Dante Alighieri]

The truth isn't hate speech, or bullying, or trolling. We just document the shit people don't like.

 

[fuzzyrodent85]

She said a bunch of anons where harassing her on Tumblr and these people are totally Kiwi Farmers.

I said she was probably sending them herself. I think she thinks I'm a mod or something.

From what I can tell she's the type who really likes attention. Everyone on the thread was giving her attention, so she stuck around. After that wore off she wanted more attention so she went back to Tumblr and went back to pretending to be harassed.

I told her that none of us were going to contact her on Tumblr. Angie was informed by a mod that it was against the rules after she told us she would be fine with us giving her anons. This was just a few pages ago. I feel kind of betrayed honestly. Was this really just a plot for asspats this whole time? What if one of her followers actually goes here and finds that people here were friendly to her?

 

[Agarathium1066]

I told her that none of us were going to contact her on Tumblr. Angie was informed by a mod that it was against the rules after she told us she would be fine with us giving her anons. This was just a few pages ago. I feel kind of betrayed honestly. Was this really just a plot for asspats this whole time? What if one of her followers actually goes here and finds that people here were friendly to her?

It's likely just a plot for free asspats. Lots of loons do that all the time to try to give themself some form of legitimacy for being 'attacked'.

If someone actually does dare to come to the site to check they'll be accused of being a user here and a liar. Usual song and dance.

 

[Compulsory Games]

so on the subject of Twin Flames
from what I gather it's like soul mate but if they tell you to fuck off it just means you're that much more really clearly Twin Flames because chasing and fleeing and pursuing and embiggening or something
I've tried to look up about where/when it started but so far I just find some marginally-more-level-headed spiritual people bitch how it's just stalker-enabling bullshit
anybody got any good dirt?

It's basically stalker-enabling bullshit for female incels. I used to be obsessed with this twinflame YouTube channel, Twinflame Union Enchantress. Her "readings" and the video comments will tell you everything you already suspected about twinflames. She is a British "dark fantasy" author who looks like this:

Her books are full of blatant self-insert characters and sound really, really good:

"Now war is waging between Lady Isra of the Dark and Everilda, the mortal witch who has lost her powers. She sets her sights on Isra's magic. Wanting it all for herself. Will Everilda succeed?"

 

[RazorBackBacon]

"Now war is waging between Lady Isra of the Dark and Everilda, the mortal witch who has lost her powers. She sets her sights on Isra's magic. Wanting it all for herself. Will Everilda succeed?"

Fuckery like this is why I don't read fantasy novels.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

I've read them. They don't. You could maybe pull something out of your ass about all the times Loki turned into a chick and gave birth, but he's a trickster and a Jotun and currently having venom dripped onto his eyeballs so maybe don't emulate him.

Loki is a trickster god, so turning into a woman seems like a trick more than anything.

Do most of the people critiszing us even attempt to come here, at least once? I feel like this is a really nice place with nice people.

If they did, they wouldn't criticise us. Or, alternatively, they did, saw someone who thinks typing the word ”nigger” and copying + pasting it until he reaches the character limit for posts is funny, and left.

 

[NoReturn]

I'm so confused. I thought she liked us?!

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We aren't a trolling site. It literally says in the fucking forum guidelines that we don't tolerate trolling plans.

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Do most of the people critiszing us even attempt to come here, at least once? I feel like this is a really nice place with nice people.

It's a classic CIA double-bluff! tumblr attacking tumblr pretending to be us.
Operation Northuwus.

What if one of her followers actually goes here and finds that people here were friendly to her?

Then we'll be nice to them too! It's the most devious of our magickal tricks!
We'll tell them about how not to poison themselves and direct fatties to the weight loss thread, MWAHAHAHA

Loki is a trickster god, so turning into a woman seems like a trick more than anything.

He turned into a mare and got knocked up just to get out of paying a bill so... Literally yes.

 

[Shaka Brah]

Loki is a trickster god, so turning into a woman seems like a trick more than anything.

Trickster gods are specifically about the metaphorical power of inversion. Inversions of authority and inversions of societal norms both have substantial social and religious implications, because they change the status quo and cause strife to occur (usually).

Women turning a highly culturally relevant tale of transgression and boundary-breaking, which was used to instruct people about the divine and their own society, into mpreg fanfiction is like a tincture of blackpill essence. One drop is enough to turn the most proud Religion Ph.D into a broken alcoholic.

 

[EyelessMC]

sorry that seemed very crabby. im a miserable shit first thing in the morning.

No now we hate you forever go away

But really just remember not to take things to heart, Angie, especially on a website with anime avatars, Pinky and the Brain avatar and one fine gentleman who clearly took his monikor from Lovecraft's favorite pet cat. Let internet posts from anonymous folk roll off you like water on a duck's back. That way you can join the fun of poking fun at Witchblr too, like you did when you were roasting wiccans.

Fuckery like this is why I don't read fantasy novels.

Original fantasy fiction is hard to come by and really great if written well. Otherwise it's always the same: elves, magic and bad dragons dot com

Her "readings" and the video comments will tell you everything you already suspected about twinflames. She is a British "dark fantasy" author who looks like this:
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And this, ladies and gentlemen, will be the face I see in my nightmares tonight. Take a good long look because at a glance it's already been imprinted into my eyes.

"Now war is waging between Lady Isra of the Dark and Everilda, the mortal witch who has lost her powers. She sets her sights on Isra's magic. Wanting it all for herself. Will Everilda succeed?"

And literary agents turned me down repeatedly but this dreck gets published...

I think Angie and the lurkers need an education in what the other side of the political spectrum has been doing in the magical sphere: Meme Magic (Aka. Retards attempt chaos magic just like the Thule Society and the actual-literal-Nazis in their LARP castle)

Don't remind me of KEK! I was around to watch 8chan /pol/'s descent into madness with that lunacy. I watched as the plague of Kek worship and meme magic spread from thread to thread until we had entire rolling threads dedicated to "Esoteric Hitlerism" and "conjuring meme magic power".
Oh sure, it was all funny at first, but as I've said before: Today's irony is tomorrow's sincerity

Then these "ironic" retards started actually worshiping the meme frog god and regarding Trump as a sacred ruler elected by meme power which influenced the "simulation" we live in. Oh man, the memories. They'd spam "Christfag" at anyone not part of the meme cult until a mod banned you just because you asked "Are you guys retarded?" Then it only degenerated further from there until code monkey had to step in and dethrone the board OP because the guy was actively tanking the board.

The worst one I remember seeing was one anon saying something like, "Kek is more real to me than God and has done more for me than my parents."

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Original fantasy fiction is hard to come by and really great if written well. Otherwise it's always the same: elves, magic and bad dragons dot com

At this point I'll settle for anything that isn't
1) naive sheltered farm boy gets caught up in big villainous plot when he's saved from raiders by mysterious stranger.
--or--
2) tough street-urchin girl learns she has Super Special Kewl Powers and gets involved in political intrigue fuckery.
Seriously, it's like this shit is churned out by trained chimps. And the worst part is, my friends keep gifting me this shit because 10 years ago I was into GoT and Lord of the Rings. And I just don't have the heart to tell them it's all shit.

Don't remind me of KEK! I was around to watch 8chan /pol/'s descent into madness with that lunacy. I watched as the plague of Kek worship and meme magic spread from thread to thread until we had entire rolling threads dedicated to "Esoteric Hitlerism" and "conjuring meme magic power".
Oh sure, it was all funny at first, but as I've said before: Today's irony is tomorrow's sincerity

Then these "ironic" retards started actually worshiping the meme frog god and regarding Trump as a sacred ruler elected by meme power which influenced the "simulation" we live in. Oh man, the memories. They'd spam "Christfag" at anyone not part of the meme cult until a mod banned you just because you asked "Are you guys retarded?" Then it only degenerated further from there until code monkey had to step in and dethrone the board OP because the guy was actively tanking the board.

The worst one I remember seeing was one anon saying something like, "Kek is more real to me than God and has done more for me than my parents."

God, Kek. I remember that.

Good times.