Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[Tumbo]

Normally I'd feel terrible for anyone with student loans however as another kiwi said she absolutely deserves it her only real hope of not doing so would be debt forgiveness from Uncle Joe.

 

[PurpleEater]

 

[JuniperFalls]

Despite buying a standing desk, I'm going to assume Jude still will say she can't stand up for more than 20 minutes at a time, when anyone asks her why she won't get a real job.

 

[XenomorphThot]

Despite buying a standing dessk, I'm going to assume Jude still will say she can't stand up for more than 20 minutes at a time, when anyone asks her why she won't get a real job.

Personally I'm dubious she's gonna buy the standing desk now that she got her dream, extremely expensive chair.

 

[HamFan]

Despite buying a standing dessk, I'm going to assume Jude still will say she can't stand up for more than 20 minutes at a time, when anyone asks her why she won't get a real job.

And I'm sure she won't ever use it for more than 20 minutes at a time, max. She apparently only wants it because it "goes with" the chair?

I like how she leaves the door open for future grifts. This solves things a little bit, for now.

 

[OttoWest]

Personally I'm dubious she's gonna buy the standing desk now that she got her dream, extremely expensive chair.

She is absolutely going to pocket the desk money and spend it on garbage plastic shit and maybe, if Mel’s lucky, rent. Anyone calculate the difference?

 

[gay frogs]

Whew lads. I could pay rent for two months for the price of that chair. I hope it breaks the moment she sits in it.

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

Whew lads. I could pay rent for two months for the price of that chair. I hope it breaks the moment she sits in it.

For 5 bucks more, I can pay 3. We really need to get on this grift boys and girls.

 

[DelicateMageflower]

I love how she says "saved up" like she earned the money herself, and didn't e-beg her simp followers into funding her whims.

 

[Dead Eye]

For 5 bucks more, I can pay 3. We really need to get on this grift boys and girls.

Maybe that's how Null should fundraise for the site. He could bombard us with nonstop announcements of "We're at 47% of our goal for the new encrypted server and I'm ."

 

[gay frogs]

Maybe that's how Null should fundraise for the site. He could bombard us with nonstop announcements of "We're at 47% of our goal for the new encrypted server and I'm ."

I can't donate until he lists all of his oppreshuns.

 

[Tumbo]

Does anyone know the weight limit on the chair? on the bright side if it does break immediately it's got a 12 year warranty.

 

[Lame Entropy]

Does anyone know the weight limit on the chair? on the bright side if it does break immediately it's got a 12 year warranty.

I honestly expected a chair this pricey to be capable of holding more. I doubt it'll break on her but it'll definitely get worn out quicker.

https://store.hermanmiller.com/gaming/herman-miller-x-logitech-g-embody-gaming-chair/2517590.html?lang=en_US

 

[gay frogs]

I honestly expected a chair this pricey to be capable of holding more. I doubt it'll break on her but it'll definitely get worn out quicker.

https://store.hermanmiller.com/gaming/herman-miller-x-logitech-g-embody-gaming-chair/2517590.html?lang=en_US

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The amount of time she spends in it? It won't last. I spent time shopping for a desk chair a while back and most had a recommended daily usage of x hours, usually 4-6.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

So any guestimates what her weight actually is? I know she is short, so it takes less pounds for her to reach the morbidly obese level -- but how close to 300 do you think she is? I definitely think she's hit 200, but it's kind of hard for me to gauge how far past 200 she is.

 

[lamp shade]

Does anyone know the weight limit on the chair? on the bright side if it does break immediately it's got a 12 year warranty.

That won’t be good enough for Jude. She will ebeg another new chair because she’s “traumatized” by her fatass breaking the other one.

So any guestimates what her weight actually is? I know she is short, so it takes less pounds for her to reach the morbidly obese level -- but how close to 300 do you think she is? I definitely think she's hit 200, but it's kind of hard for me to gauge how far past 200 she is.

Lol she is well beyond 200. If she’s not pushing 300 I would be shocked.

 

[Pineapple Fox]

Wohoh there bud, are you telling me this magnificent mermanatee with multiple mandibles who suffers from anorexia and sometimes forgets to eat her daily Taco Bell is 300lbs? I am shocked! Shocked I say!

 

[Glittarded Tartlet]

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She misused the word “painstakingly.” She’s so dumb, ugh!

 

[Lame Entropy]

I just remembered, what happened to her debilitating back spasms? A standing desk wouldn't be good for that now would it?

 

[FernFattie]

I just remembered, what happened to her debilitating back spasms? A standing desk wouldn't be good for that now would it?

Back spasms turned into CPTSD pain and now has turned into Fibro. It has nothing to do with her weight!