US Joe Biden News Megathread - The Other Biden Derangement Syndrome Thread (with a side order of Fauci Derangement Syndrome)

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Let's pretend for one moment that he does die before the election, just for the funsies. What happens then? Will the nomination revert to option number 2, aka Bernie Sanders? Or will his running mate automatically replace him just the way Vice-President is supposted to step in after the Big Man in the White House chokes on a piece of matzo? Does he even have a running mate yet?
 
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Ruin said:
They voted for Biden. Kamala is a Trojan horse with comically low approval ratings even among Democratic voters.
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They didn't even vote for Biden, they voted against Trump. And we're soon going to see the results of people turning democracy on its head and voting against someone instead of for someone they actually wanted.
 
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Dracula's Spirit Animal said:
I am very much looking forward to that. The asskissing, rationalizations, and videocuts from the media will be astounding, simply to hide the man behind the curtain.
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And in an astounding precedent-setting move, Dr. Jill Biden will be delivering the State of the Union. A statement from the White House reads "President Biden is making history by having the First Lady speak on his behalf. He hopes that Dr. Jill Biden's speech will encourage young girls to get engaged in government and with his administration. The president will be in attendance virtually as well as in spirit, for all the families that can only view the State of the Union within their homes due to the pandemic."
 
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Ruin said:
She's descended from wealthy plantation owners ie slavers. Ironically a heritage most white Americans descended from German, Italian, polish, and Irish immigrants don't share.
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Does the family still own stake in any of the estates? I know entirely too much about rum and some of the old plantations still make shit.
 
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Also wasn't Biden always a fucked up. Isn't there audio of Obama saying it during his presidency that Biden would found a way to fuck up things consently.
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Ladies and gentlemen, Joe Biden, managerial visionary. We turn to page 248 of Cramer’s tombstone-sized book. A couple of years into his Senate career, Biden has a dream of living grandly by buying on the cheap a former du Pont manse, together with a huge chunk of land, for $200,000. The house was boarded up and soon, probably, to be torn down. But Biden saw something in it. Sure, it needed some fixing up. Never fear, Joe is here! Joe is a can-do fellow. The first winter he and Jill spent in the house, it used up 3,000 gallons of fuel oil. It turned out the third floor was wide open, to the stars. Squirrels were living up there. Oops. The judgment on display here is not great.​
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Next year, Biden starting selling off bits of the land for development to pay for improvements such as storm windows. Small problem here: One of the lots he sold off was his own driveway, and the new owner blocked it off so he couldn’t pass through it. So Joe built a second driveway, which turned into a swamp in winter. He sold off another piece of property that, it turned out, included the front of that second driveway, so he couldn’t use that one anymore either. So I built a third. He hated that one for being a dumpy little thing. Eight years went by, and he made a deal to buy back the original driveway, the one he sold off when he first bought the house. Which cost him a fortune in landscaping to reshape.​
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Meanwhile Biden was struggling with the upkeep of the grounds; he’d let the grass get three feet high, then attack it with a riding mower. Mysteriously, year after year, the mowers kept breaking down. He’d go buy a new one, and wreck that one too. “These damn things aren’t built right,” he’d mutter. The mower was always the problem, you see. And the next one. And the next one.​

No really. Read the whole thing.

And look forward to the next 4 years.
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Reminder again. This is from a biography FRIENDLY to Biden AND it involves his own personal home.

Biden is a dense idiot.
 
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Imperial Citizen said:
And in an astounding precedent-setting move, Dr. Jill Biden will be delivering the State of the Union. A statement from the White House reads "President Biden is making history by having the First Lady speak on his behalf. He hopes that Dr. Jill Biden's speech will encourage young girls to get engaged in government and with his administration. The president will be in attendance virtually as well as in spirit, for all the families that can only view the State of the Union within their homes due to the pandemic."
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You're just meming, right? I can't find any news articles about this.

If it does happen, though, it's hard to imagine his condition becoming any more apparent.
 
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Justice Department Drops Yale University Admissions Lawsuit
Trump administration filed suit in October, alleging the school discriminated against white, Asian-American applicants

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The Justice Department on Wednesday withdrew a lawsuit that alleged Yale University violated federal civil-rights law by discriminating against white and Asian-American undergraduate applicants, a sign the Biden administration may be shifting the federal government’s stance more broadly on civil-rights enforcement.

The Justice Department’s underlying investigation into whether Yale is complying with federal law, launched in 2018, remains open.
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soz if i'm late but this was funny. time to remind the chinks biden says its okay to discriminate against them.
 
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Least Concern said:
You're just meming, right? I can't find any news articles about this.

If it does happen, though, it's hard to imagine his condition becoming any more apparent.
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Yeah it’s a riff. If Biden was incapacitated, Harris would be the one to speak. Then again, there is no set date or defined way to hold for the state of the union. Biden could do it all virtually or have it in a letter read to Congress by some intern.
 
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Justice Department Drops Yale University Admissions Lawsuit
Trump administration filed suit in October, alleging the school discriminated against white, Asian-American applicants


soz if i'm late but this was funny. time to remind the chinks biden says its okay to discriminate against them.
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Look at that spin.
"They dropped this lawsuit obviously meant to enforce civil rights enforcement, indicating that they're likely seeking an approach broader than setting precedent in the federal courts."

Or would any court ruling only apply to whites and Asians?
 
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Justice Department Drops Yale University Admissions Lawsuit
Trump administration filed suit in October, alleging the school discriminated against white, Asian-American applicants


soz if i'm late but this was funny. time to remind the chinks biden says its okay to discriminate against them.
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I wonder if the district court judge will demand the DOJ continue prosecution, or is that only necessary when the accused is Michael Flynn?
 
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Corn Flakes said:
Also, in this age of Shaqueefas and Bontoyas no one bats an eyelash and just assumes "Kamala" is a ghetto name when most of her "blackness" (read: melanin) is actually just the result of being literally half-Indian. Obama also coasted on being half-black like he was a full-blooded African straight out of Liberia (while most people pointedly ignored that he was half-white), but Kamala is on considerably thinner ice. I don't know how it is where you guys are but most "ghetto" black people in the places I lived weren't overly affectionate towards Hindu people.
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Well, Obama's dad was Kenyan so I can see why. Also, What is it like between blacks and Hindu? Even if it's bad, I can't see things going to the ways of a prison yard or 1992. Any hatred is or can be directed at white people and the MAGA crowd.
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Justice Department Drops Yale University Admissions Lawsuit
Trump administration filed suit in October, alleging the school discriminated against white, Asian-American applicants


soz if i'm late but this was funny. time to remind the chinks biden says its okay to discriminate against them.
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XYZpdq said:
Those are Asian Americans. Not Biden's owners from communist china
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Wasn't there dirt about the CCP using colleges and students and professors to infiltrate the American systems and spread their influence?

Also, what are the odds we go back to Obama era Title IX courts? Another thing, aren't Asian American also a solid block of Democrat voters, or at least the ones that are in college?
 
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