Jim Sterling / James "Stephanie" Sterling / James Stanton/Sexton & in memoriam TotalBiscuit (John Bain) - One Gaming Lolcow Thread

[High-Functioning Autism]

Jim refuses to do the one thing that would change his life meaningfully for the better. Lose some fucking weight. Being morbidly obese is nightmarish.

Get an app on your phone and count the fucking calories, its math, its not that fucking hard. Just do it.

But that takes effort. Why spend the rest of your life being a responsible individual when you can just put on a wig and cry about transphobia?

 

[Cool Spot]

Jim refuses to do the one thing that would change his life meaningfully for the better. Lose some fucking weight. Being morbidly obese is nightmarish.

Get an app on your phone and count the fucking calories, its math, its not that fucking hard. Just do it.

Losing weight?? Now that's fucking punk.

 

[bluegenius8585]

Lol

What is with autists ending up Trooning out, it seems the progression is :

Fat Incel -> Cow -> Troon

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

I wonder if Rockthrow was inspired by Jim and PhilosophyTube when he made this.

 

[Bloody bunny]

This fat fuck wasn't even near normal even before he trooned out.

I know that but in public I have to or some cunt will try to get me fired.

 

[BootlegPopeye]

Is it just me or instead of looking like a trans woman he looks more like an obese Ozzy Osbourne?

 

[Noebel]

Is it just me or instead of looking like a trans woman he looks more like an obese Ozzy Osbourne?

Fat Ozzy Osbourne, who can't play guitar.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Every time someone says "I am non-binary"
what they say is:
"I want all the bullshit social perks and attention of being considered trans, without having to put any effort into my appearance or the risks associated with dick inversion / cunt extrusion surgery; because I am not just a attention whore, I am lazy as fuck."

FTFY.

 

[Corn Flakes]

Heres the real question...if TB survived the cancer.....would he be a full blown troon by now?

Doubtful. He would absolutely be balls-deep in SJW talking points for sure (associating with Dodger, Jesse Cox and others would guarantee it), but for good or bad TB had this thing Jim hasn't had in ages: a mind of his own. Hell, he would probably end up canceled over something minor. He also seemed to take his role as a man seriously, with how he tried to be a good role model to his adopted kid.

 

[Wilhelm Bittrich]

Jim is big mad that he can't get into the same bathroom as women and little girls.

Which is for the better I would assume.

Heres the real question...if TB survived the cancer.....would he be a full blown troon by now?

No, TBH was married and IIRC had a child (maybe it's her son, can't remember), so basically TB had all that those things sore losers never will. And on top of that he had career without acting like a fat retard on drugs.

He's been out as a troon for a little more than a week. Why is this fucker suddenly acting like he's dealt with a lifetime of being horribly oppressed?

Twatter asspats, it's always Twatter asspats or Brownie points call 'em what you like. Also muuuh victim points.

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Jesus, his body is repulsive. No wonder he trooned out and is calling himself ‘gender trash’. He’s already fucked up his body to the point of it looking like a bag of cottage cheese, some HRT isn’t exactly going to make things worse.

Tbh, if he wouldn't rake in the Internet money he most likely would either live the UK's equivalent to a Section 8 shed in Sheffield or in a trailer in some backwater part of the USA. He's white trash by definition.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

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Jesus, his body is repulsive. No wonder he trooned out and is calling himself ‘gender trash’. He’s already fucked up his body to the point of it looking like a bag of cottage cheese, some HRT isn’t exactly going to make things worse.

Jesus H. Titty-Fucking Christ.

Jim is easily north of 450lbs there. That's well into deathfat territory. Also, is that lymphedema in his legs? I think it might be.

My 600lb Life episode in 2022? Oh God. I can just see it already. "Dis is a very dangerous sitchuwation. Jim has people around him who enable him and actively work against him losing de weight. Dey make excushes for him all de time. He should have lost 60 pounds dis munt. If he sticks to de diet he would have no problem. But he does not, and his enablers actively discourage him from it."

 

[Corn Flakes]

Jesus H. Titty-Fucking Christ.

Jim is easily north of 450lbs there. That's well into deathfat territory. Also, is that lymphedema in his legs? I think it might be.

My 600lb Life episode in 2022? Oh God. I can just see it already. "Dis is a very dangerous sitchuwation. Jim has people around him who enable him and actively work against him losing de weight. Dey make excushes for him all de time. He should have lost 60 pounds dis munt. If he sticks to de diet he would have no problem. But he does not, and his enablers actively discourage him from it."

Speaking of which, doesn't HRT result in increased weight gain if you're not careful? I don't mean "tee-hee my tits and hips are turning girly!", I mean "gut the size of a beer keg" weight gain.

 

[REMEMBERMKULTRA]

Speaking of which, doesn't HRT result in increased weight gain if you're not careful? I don't mean "tee-hee my tits and hips are turning girly!", I mean "gut the size of a beer keg" weight gain.

That would certainly explain a lot.

 

[Corn Flakes]

That would certainly explain a lot.

No, Jim has always been... shall we say, overdrawn at the calorie bank. He was always a fat bastard. But now there's a great chance he'll become a full ball o' lard and have to go around WalMart on the same mobility scooters he used to mock back when he was still in Britain.

 

[Kulee Baba]

Speaking of which, doesn't HRT result in increased weight gain if you're not careful? I don't mean "tee-hee my tits and hips are turning girly!", I mean "gut the size of a beer keg" weight gain.

So according to this very citable source Jim is going to lose strength. Just to move around such a massive amount of weight already Jim has to be fairly strong at least in his legs. A significant decrease in strength will likely make Sterling even more sedentary than he already is which I think we all know is absolutely disastrous for his health. Now who knows maybe Sterling is going to go on a crash diet of Spinach, Mushrooms, and Berries. But reading this makes me highly doubt it:

The act of cooming is without a doubt one of the acts that brings joy to Jim's life, I mean it's definitely not video games since he hardly talks about them anymore, hell in his Jimquisition GOTY 2020 he only lists 5 games (Ghosts of Tshushima, Streets of Rage 4, Final Fantasy 7, Ikenfell, and Hades) which isn't a large amount of new games for what was an outstanding year in video gaming, and you know he's a VIDEO GAME CRITIC. So if Jimmy can't enjoy rubbing his fat covered knob as much what's he going to replace that physical stimulation with? Most obvious guess is more calorically dense food.

This all feels like a giant timebomb for the poor son of a bitch. And the saddest thing is that he's so oblivious to all of it because he just thinks he looks like a cool rock star with his costume. And he's at the latter half of his 30s when even professional athletes begin to decline in physical performance. The last thing Jim needs is a decline in testosterone which would already naturally happen.

 

[Troon Anthropologist]

Being a deathfat on estrogen might be one of the most undignified ways of killing yourself ever conceived. He has the means to really do his health a favor with something like a trainer and chef, but no, it’s much more fun to whine on Twitter and bask in asspats.

Despite the years on KF, I’m still constantly surprised by just how pathetic people can be. Jesus Christo.

 

[Had]

So according to this very citable source Jim is going to lose strength.

source

 

[Pickle Inspector]

Not sure what this is about but Jim is suddenly concerned about people being called anti-Semitic:

 

[Bananadana]

He’s already getting triggered over a well-known TERF.

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I use to despise feminists and I still kinda do but at least the TERFs are still living in the real world and refuse to give ass pats to men in dresses. If I had to choose who I’d go for a drink with, it would definitely be a TERF.

The crazy thing about claiming that "Protect women with guns" is a "call to violence" is that it has to mean that you are trying to harm said women.
Protecting someone is not even remotely violent, unless that person/object is threatened or attacked.
That being said, i do think its kinda funny that we need men with guns in the womens bathroom to prevent men with derangement from entering them.
How about the ladies just start carrying themselves? Big iron on your hip will keep Jimbina and friends at bay if their urges overcome them.

 

[Ginger Piglet]

Being a deathfat on estrogen might be one of the most undignified ways of killing yourself ever conceived.

Given that Jim has been fat for all of his adult life, and deathfat for most of it, I suspect that he will be officially infinifat by 2025, if not before. And when that happens, he either admits he has an addiction and does something about it with professional assistance or he has a heart attack or aneurysm and it's all ogre.