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[one_time_user]

so the sheriff shows up when a camera crew is there? Please, the tranch called on themselves hoping to be able to show how harassed and abused they are by the locals on film.

 

[Chapstick4Lyfe]

Wasn't Pennywise the one who was deleting Twitter pics of the overcrowded living conditions? He can deflect all he wants but the evidence is there.

I don't know if Penny DFE, but Bonnie definitely did.

Thankfully, some enterprising kiwi made some archives.

I think IF someone actually came by, it's more likely that they simply told the tranchers to shape up and improve the living conditions of the animals. You have to pull a lot worse to have animals immediately taken away .

I agree, they aren't malicious, just plain retarded. The state they admittedly keep their animals in ("lol, our chickens lay frozen eggs" and "look at this tiny shack we keep 200 alpacas in. What do you mean they need to lie down?") is just plain sad. I don't know what the laws are, but I don't think their breathtaking incompetence would be enough to get into a lot of trouble.

"Well, the cops came out and the shitty conditions here aren't THAT shitty, bigots!" You guys certainly pwned everyone. I hope this gets posted to Trans Posting Their L's Online

 

[The Emperor Skeksis]

I don't think there's anywhere for those alpacas to go, so any inspector would probably give them months maybe years to improve their barns and what not.

Anyway, the tranch doesn't abuse their animals, they neglect them. Which I suppose is a form of abuse but more passively and is less evident off of a surface-level investigation.

I think IF someone actually came by, it's more likely that they simply told the tranchers to shape up and improve the living conditions of the animals. You have to pull a lot worse to have animals immediately taken away . That doesn't mean the tranchers arent neglectful assholes that are giving those animals mediocre lives, as they keep showing on twatter.

Or maybe I'm wrong, feel free to post the video evidence, ladies!

 

[ConsoleWarVet]

Based on news stories and anecdotes from animal rescues I've read it is notoriously hard to get the authorities to intervene in animal neglect situations. They'd probably have to have a third of the alpacas dead and rotting in the open and the rest looking like walking skeletons before the local sheriff gives a shit.

This is of course, assuming they didn't call him themselves as a PR stunt for this news story.

 

[FreakyFredsTrannyGranny]

Tbh I can believe that a kiwi was the one who called because that sort of stuff still happens despite the rules, like how in the yandere dev thread you had one guy openly admitting he broke into alex's email account and vandalized the yandere sim reddit.

Very true. But now that they've got the ire of the county from their "everyone here is a bigot fascist racist meanie butt" article, and the occasional twitter follower timidly speaking up with objections to the ranch's lackluster standards of care, it could be coming from anywhere at this point.

I have a hunch it's no coincidence that both the sheriff and the local press showed up at the same time in some sort of coordinated "gotcha" attempt from the local citizenry (an effort I would admire if that's the case.) I don't understand why else more local news would want to come interview the ranch when they've already gotten quite enough coverage. What more can they say besides "bigots grr trans we're trans we have guns we'll snipe ya trumpers"? They're boring, and so are the fluff pieces.

This is of course, assuming they didn't call him themselves as a PR stunt for this news story.

I like this theory. Unfortunately anyone who cuts off their own dick doesn't have enough forethought for such a ruse.

I wonder if the article will talk about their recycling responsibilities. Is that still a thing? Are they collecting trash in their tiny one-horse carriages?

 

[BallBuster]

I’d think anyone who knows better would call an animal rescue/shelter or even PETA. Local authorities id assume aren’t trained for these kind of evaluations.

 

[Karen™]

The tweezers next to the bed horrify me. You know he's just plucking pubes and wiping them on the bed. Maybe it's even a community one.

Late, but my favorite part is that the tweezers are still sealed in their packaging.

It's like he knows that no female on earth has eyebrows like his, but in true Kev style, just bought the tweezers and called it a day.

He likely needs someone to tweet some porn in which a woman squeals like an anime girl at the pain of getting her brows done to motivate him to take the next step.

 

[White Devil]

The sheriff probably thinks just as little of those deranged freaks as everyone else so I don't know what they're trying to "prove".

 

[PonPonPataPon]

I have a hunch it's no coincidence that both the sheriff and the local press showed up at the same time in some sort of coordinated "gotcha" attempt from the local citizenry (an effort I would admire if that's the case.) I don't understand why else more local news would want to come interview the ranch when they've already gotten quite enough coverage. What more can they say besides "bigots grr trans we're trans we have guns we'll snipe ya trumpers"? They're boring, and so are the fluff pieces.

Maybe they are just that interesting to a tiny town that doesn't get this exact kind of exceptional individuals setting up camp nearby, and they want every opportunity to show off how diverse and progressive their little community is becoming. idk

 

[Iron Hamster]

Sheesh, that looks like the sort of garage you buy flat-packed at CostCo

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Never watched these before but why is he misgendering the animals? How does he know what gender they identify as?

 

[NerdShamer]

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interesting. not sure what type of inspector would look at those animals living conditions and give a thumbs up.
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It's probably a lie or the cops are lazy. I need to know which county is this.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

Cops either don't give a shit or the sheriff didn't want to cause a scene in front of news cameras. Either way, guess it sucks to be a 'paca.

I'd believe they called the sheriff on themselves, though. Sounds like the sort of bullshit a crazed genderspehul with a need for attention would do.

 

[Count Vlackula]

No fucking way.
I wanted to rate @Old Fart optimistic for suggesting they'd clean up but maybe they did... somehow...
Probably threw a rainbow-colored tarp over the pile of alpaca corpses.
I'm more inclined to believe the military arsenal on the walls and the clearly mentally ill men in dresses surely wielding some of those guns at the moment made the sheriff go "nope I want to live to see my wife and kids tonight, fuck this"
Or, fuck it, maybe the animals are fine and the troons just have a penchant for making things look worse than they really are, even accidentally, on their own social media. As they do.



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I'm 99.9% sure we weren't involved in contacting authorities, but whatever it takes for the tranch to step up their animal-care game works for me. I can think of worse things to be accused of than being concerned for the safety of animals.

Most likely what happened is that the posts on instagram shining light on Kevin’s antics brought people here when they looked up his name. Then they read through all the tranch posts and realised, yes, they are neglecting/abusing their animals. Maybe soon we’ll hear about one less trancher on the farm

 

[Divine right to rule]

interesting. not sure what type of inspector would look at those animals living conditions and give a thumbs up.

I can absolutely see that a cop just stopping by would just care about the animals not being either extremely filthy or obviously ill/wounded.
Most Kiwis probably take animal welfare or rights much more serious than normies.
I live in a country where only professionals who went to college to it do farm work/breed cattle, but as far as I know, ownage of cows, sheep, fowl etc. is very widespread in rural America.
Do all those private animal holders hold their animals ideally, with enough space and complete satisfaction of their needs? I kind of doubt it.
There are maybe dozens of homesteads in the same county with way worse conditions than the Tranch, and seeing those may be completely normal for the sheriff there.

If some yank tells me I am completely wrong and every trailer that has a chicken coop holds them to the high standards of randos on the internet, I'll accept it, but I think there maybe a disconnect how we want standards to be, and what the actual standards are.

 

[NerdShamer]

I can absolutely see that a cop just stopping by would just care about the animals not being either extremely filthy or obviously ill/wounded.
Most Kiwis probably take animal welfare or rights much more serious than normies.
I live in a country where only professionals who went to college to it do farm work/breed cattle, but as far as I know, ownage of cows, sheep, fowl etc. is very widespread in rural America.
Do all those private animal holders hold their animals ideally, with enough space and complete satisfaction of their needs? I kind of doubt it.
There are maybe dozens of homesteads in the same county with way worse conditions than the Tranch, and seeing those may be completely normal for the sheriff there.

If some yank tells me I am completely wrong and every trailer that has a chicken coop holds them to the high standards of randos on the internet, I'll accept it, but I think there maybe a disconnect how we want standards to be, and what the actual standards are.

Going by this show, it's somewhat normal for a homestead to fail.

In regards to the tranch's livestock, Kevin is kind of lucky that they aren't any predators around.

 

[stupid fuck]

i've reached a point where Kev's appearance actually makes me feel ill. over a year of trawling through this pockmarked wankgoblin's disgusting twitter feed and adjacent troonery, witnessing the flipdick gore hole and imbibing the revolting fetishistic shit he cannot help but share... and out of all things, it's the half-assed cumface selfies he posts that induce this reaction from me.

i am, however, loving the armed 'n' dangerous troon freedom fighter chapter in the dudette ranch tale. the descent into paranoia and troonish pseudo-harassment of their neighbours would be alarming if it wasn't so fucking funny.

look how excited Bonnie is about getting back at those dastardly transphobes:


these dumb cunts are so eager to stick it to the transphobes that i have no doubt they would overreact if accidentally provoked by unfortunate locals. they are very quickly and aptly illustrating the absolute contempt they hold for a large part of their rural community, and they will absolutely see any form of equal dislike from their neighbours as outright transphobia.

regarding the police report - it doesn't really matter whodunnit, because i have been seeing the ranch & co. pop up in more and more adjacent social media as the infamy has grown, and i have even seen this thread linked in places they are mentioned.

Kev and his orbiters and orbitees are tangled up in the Rat King, frequently interact with bluecheck twitter, have crossed paths with podcasters, have featured in news articles, seem to have sympathic weirdos in a couple of NGOs and are soon to be featured in more media fluff. at this stage, real-life interactions are pretty much being invited to the ranch due to their current policy of "be media darlings but also antagonize everyone we don't like and strongly imply the threat of armed violence".

just bring the popcorn, because these tards might just Waco themselves without intervention.

oh and someone call the ADL because this bigotry cannot stand!

 

[Divine right to rule]

Kevin is kind of lucky that they aren't any predators around.

If that ranch has anything, it has predators.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Look man I despise Kev and the Tranch as much as the next guy/TERF but we have to face facts.

1. Law enforcement will take forever to act on animal abuse as the bar is pretty high in the US. The only people who will bring attention to this would be journalists/animal activists but since trannies are top of oppression stack this is unlikely.

2. Tranny Waco won't happen. Waco was a targeted raid of a right wing weirdo/pedo by big government. It was an easy target for the Clinton DOJ. You really think Kopmala is going to sick feds on the troons in this (((current year))).

The most likely thing to happen is either the tranch goes insolvent or Bonnie kills someone in a domestic incident.

Not trying to be too much of a wet blanket.

 

[NerdShamer]

If that ranch has anything, it has predators. the women of Colorado.

May God have mercy on the women of Colorado.

 

[RazorBackBacon]

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No, they went for the commies first.

Still, I can see your worry, pinco.