Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Easy Peasy]

More random fun facts because Russ is being boring

Brigham Young help found the University of Utah before going on to establish BYU
The annual football game between BYU and U of U is called The Holy War

So a couple of things;

Being on probation he'd have to tell the court he moved Las Vegas or be in violation of his sentence terms. Being in Vegas means he'll soon be blacklisted on every hooker in the state's list of problem clients to never serve. Being in that red jacket means I can't stop laughing.

Now, with all that out of the way, I kind of have to move him up the personal scale of respect for leaving Utah to pursue his dream of making it in entertainment. Compared to all the other lolcows who cry oppression at weak garbage like mean opinions they read on Twitter and the like, I can't even laugh at Russ for taking the plunge. I still find him despicable as a person but have to give him credit for following his dream however Quixotic it remains. What a timeline we've run ourselves into!

He did update the courts, and provided a PO box in Vegas, so either his lawyer or parents are babysitting him in that sense because I don't believe he thinks he has to follow rules.

I also don't personally believe he moved to Vegas to chase his dream. I think he left Utah to get away from his problems and try to get pussy

 

[AbraCadaver]

More random fun facts because Russ is being boring

Brigham Young help found the University of Utah before going on to establish BYU
The annual football game between BYU and U of U is called The Holy War



He did update the courts, and provided a PO box in Vegas, so either his lawyer or parents are babysitting him in that sense because I don't believe he thinks he has to follow rules.

I also don't personally believe he moved to Vegas to chase his dream. I think he left Utah to get away from his problems and try to get pussy

Yeah, have to agree, he moved to Vegas because he likely believed getting prozzies was easier there and he would have a “fresh start,” with no pesky reputation following him all over town.

Too bad the internet exists and every single person has it in their pocket at all times.

I’m sure he also thought being in Vegas would put him closer to rubbing elbows with “stars,” but as others have pointed out, Vegas’ comeback days of having actual influential stars hanging around it and not just washed up has-beens, was over a decade ago. Once again, Russ is like 10-15 years late in all trends.

Russ is the poster child for Narc Personality, one of the defining traits of which is a persistent belief that one is better than others, destined for better things and deserves to be surrounded by important, beautiful and/or influential people. Russ likely figured he belongs in Viva Las Vegas Tinsel Town Big Time Bright Lightsville. After all, he’s going to be famous any day now!

 

[DrJonesHat]

I also don't personally believe he moved to Vegas to chase his dream. I think he left Utah to get away from his problems and try to get pussy

I think he left Utah because he thought that he could make a fresh start there and all his stupidity in Utah wouldn't follow him. He forgets people Google applicants these day. I think he got a shit job and the State of Utah let him go because he's far away from his victim.

Yeah, have to agree, he moved to Vegas because he likely believed getting prozzies was easier there and he would have a “fresh start,” with no pesky reputation following him all over town.

Too bad the internet exists and every single person has it in their pocket at all times.

I’m sure he also thought being in Vegas would put him closer to rubbing elbows with “stars,” but as others have pointed out, Vegas’ comeback days of having actual influential stars hanging around it and not just washed up has-beens, was over a decade ago. Once again, Russ is like 10-15 years late in all trends.

Russ is the poster child for Narc Personality, one of the defining traits of which is a persistent belief that one is better than others, destined for better things and deserves to be surrounded by important, beautiful and/or influential people. Russ likely figured he belongs in Viva Las Vegas Tinsel Town Big Time Bright Lightsville. After all, he’s going to be famous any day now!

You beat me to it. Yeah, I think he's in Vegas because he thinks he'll get to meet famous people who will make him famous without him having to actually do anything beyond a half-assed effort. His attitude hasn't changed at all, so the same shit he pulled in Utah that got him fired will happen here.

 

[AnOminous]

I mean he tried to get prostitution Legalized in Utah, but doesn't realize that there are woman who don't want to fuck him.

And he said he was "legalizing prostitution." Not trying to, but he was personally legalizing it himself.

 

[The Great Citracett]

He made a post or two about how he was sick of being a big fish in a small pond, and his huge talent was being wasted in such a small boring place as SLC, where he'd never get noticed.

So naturally the solution was to move to a flashy, gaudy place full of far more interesting people and attractions, where he totally won't be ignored or overshadowed.

Also hookers, obviously.

 

[StraightShooter2]

He made a post or two about how he was sick of being a big fish in a small pond, and his huge talent was being wasted in such a small boring place as SLC, where he'd never get noticed.

So naturally the solution was to move to a flashy, gaudy place full of far more interesting people and attractions, where he totally won't be ignored or overshadowed.

Also hookers, obviously.

I wonder if he will still be stuck on this same script when he hits 60 years old or more, or will the fact that he's a moron finally click with him?

 

[AnOminous]

He argued that they could just pass it on to her like he did when he was in the mail room at a law firm.

And he doesn't get why they wouldn't work for free as a process server for him.

 

[Hamsteroid]

I wonder if he will still be stuck on this same script when he hits 60 years old or more, or will the fact that he's a moron finally click with him?

In a not so distant future, when we all travel via teleporter, Rusty is the only person on Earth that is still nearly run over by Mexican mobsters in black Jettas on a regular basis. In other words: No, he will never change.

 

[StraightShooter2]

According to Nipplesswoman, the college they went to was not very good. She had to learn a lot of stuff on the job, which she did because she realized the school didn't teach her a lot of things she needed to know. But Russ waves his degree around like he went to fucking Harvard Law School. I noticed he hasn't used the "I work in an office and have a college degree" line in a while. I wonder if someone got it through his trauma-lumped skull that's not impressive.

Honestly, if Russ is the bare minimum of what a "college" can actually churn out, I'm not impressed with college period - not that he's the "average grad", but the fact that someone this purely dysfunctional can even get into college and potentially work in a law office to begin with is a sad testament to our times (Russ would be just one of many potential cases that prove that point).

Example - I've run into people with no hobbies other than masturbating to anime who can meet the bare minimum required to get into a 4-year psychology program, when they likely need to be receiving psychology, not studying it or working an entry level "psychology" job.

 

[Constellationzero]

For everyone discussing butternut's courtroom/legal prowess: I've mentioned his "Upstairs Stripmall Business Collage and Furniture Restoration" experience before along with Nippleless Woman's account of the dean putting the onus on women to watch out for the greasy gourd rather than giving Russ and consequences.

I've stated that I imagine when the dean or provost had the 30 second rundown in his office with butternut, he probably TOLD Russ: "Look, you're not particularly good at this. Your grades are below average and you're not making satisfactory academic progress." I'm sure he was TOLD that yes, if he keeps his nose clean, he can graduate and get a paralegal job, and IF he stayed humble and kept his nose clean, the employer can and may get him up to speed to achieve (somewhat) competence and either stay till retirement or find an additional job. But I would NOT be the least surprised if he WAS in fact told that he "Just isn't very good at this" by either an instructor or the dean. Hell, he might've been told this at TraskBritt or the AG office.

Every major has a bottom of the class. Every major has its borderline SPEDS and deluded tards who rest on their incompetent laurels. I saw it in college. I saw it in grad school. It's why people like Kevin Allred, Yvette Felarca, and the butcher who worked on ADF and Kevin Gibes exist. And I have some faith that THOSE people were also told that they...aren't particularly good at their chosen vocation.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Spoiler: What do you get when you discriminate against the disabled?

You get what you fucking deserve!

 

[DrJonesHat]

Yeah, have to agree, he moved to Vegas because he likely believed getting prozzies was easier there and he would have a “fresh start,” with no pesky reputation following him all over town.

Too bad the internet exists and every single person has it in their pocket at all times.

I’m sure he also thought being in Vegas would put him closer to rubbing elbows with “stars,” but as others have pointed out, Vegas’ comeback days of having actual influential stars hanging around it and not just washed up has-beens, was over a decade ago. Once again, Russ is like 10-15 years late in all trends.

Russ is the poster child for Narc Personality, one of the defining traits of which is a persistent belief that one is better than others, destined for better things and deserves to be surrounded by important, beautiful and/or influential people. Russ likely figured he belongs in Viva Las Vegas Tinsel Town Big Time Bright Lightsville. After all, he’s going to be famous any day now!

But I would NOT be the least surprised if he WAS in fact told that he "Just isn't very good at this" by either an instructor or the dean. Hell, he might've been told this at TraskBritt or the AG office.

Nippless Woman said just showing up in class would earn a passing grade, so that explains how he got through the program. But yes, I have no legal background at all and even I know there are strict procedures for serving someone with a lawsuit. A buddy of mine in college was a process server and he regaled the class with tales of the lengths he had to go to in order to serve certain people.

 

[badboy2000]

He did a dance to get an A. Enough said.

 

[TaserLaser21]

And he said he was "legalizing prostitution." Not trying to, but he was personally legalizing it himself.

He may have said he was legalizing it but, that was in his mind thinking his case would've done it so in the literal sense he tried and failed I know semantics but the fact he said what he said only further proves my point at this juncture he's insane expecting the outcomes he does and shocked when it doesn't happen.

 

[AbraCadaver]

He may have said he was legalizing it but, that was in his mind thinking his case would've done it so in the literal sense he tried and failed I know semantics but the fact he said what he said only further proves my point at this juncture he's insane expecting the outcomes he does and shocked when it doesn't happen.

Punctuation is your friend. Don’t be scared of it.

 

[Hamsteroid]

Punctuation is your friend. Don’t be scared of it.

He doesn't want us to connect the dots

Spoiler

 

[TaserLaser21]

Punctuation is your friend. Don’t be scared of it.

it's the internet man lighten up a bit.

 

[CWCissey]

it's the internet man lighten up a bit.

This part of the Internet values correct grammar.

If we're Nazis, we may as well be one type, so Grammar Nazis it is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

And he said he was "legalizing prostitution." Not trying to, but he was personally legalizing it himself.

And the way he phrased it made it sound like it was done, they were just in the process of figuring out how to do it. He was genuinely shocked when his suit was dismissed. Like everything else, he was told his approach was flawed. There's no Constitutional right to fuck hookers, so the courts were the wrong avenue to go about legalization. He'd need to petition the Utah state legislature to change the law. But I recall before it was dismissed, he used it as a fucking pick up line, "I'm the guy who's legalizing brothels in Utah." Like women are going to be impressed by that. His inability to tell the things he brags about aren't impressive is one of his more hilarious traits. He even bragged about suing Taylor Swift like it was an accomplishment.

 

[The Great Citracett]

One of my favorites was when he filed some papers to try adding himself to some Nevada brothel lawsuit, which of course was resolved without his involvement, then he went to the news stations' FB pages and commented on the articles about how he helped "save the brothels."