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I really hope this chick is donating her body to science. Would love to know what they find by dissecting and analyzing her brain.
Skitzocow Elora Snow, The Oracle Of Saturn / Elizabeth Lansing / EverLuna Productions - Wannabe actress who loves smoking weed and pretending to be crazier than she already is. Special guests: lazy kook (eventual ex) husband and an FTM simp
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From what I can tell, Jack is her husband whom she is trying to divorce. Oh also because this is apparently Fight Club, I am Jack's throbbing cock, you are Jack's bent knees, that guy over there is Jack's supple ass, Null is Jack's nimble and playful tongue, etc. Based on the schizoid ramblings, I am assuming Christina Westover is someone Elora met or was introduced to as some point, or perhaps someone she just happened to see on FB and is now being crazy all over. I believe it's a safe bet to assume Elora sent those emails from "Christina" to herself (the writing has a certain familiar flair), but a more generous interpretation is that Christina is some kind of "pagan"/wiccan/ugly Yennifer/whatever faggy shit lonely cat women do these days to mark time until they wrangle a man. It's possible someone like that would have corresponded with Elora, but I doubt it would be this protracted.
Something that's kind of interesting: There is not one image she posted here that has not appeared in some other form of her "work", meaning her YouTube videos. So based on that, I am now wondering if there's a phrase that appears in the recent pages of this thread that she hasn't put somewhere else, including the emojis. This could ALL be pasta, given that the images definitely are. While I've played through a good deal of her videos, they are SO lengthy and SO utterly devoid of intrigue that I would never be able to 100% confirm that every phrase here shows up in one of her vids, but I'll bet a lot do. Laziest crazy bitch of all time. This could even be fake, just given the low effort it now appears to be.
With all that said, fuck the tran jans, depriving us of chonchent. Let the bitch run free again.
And to Elora, fuck your tattoo:
VALEFOR BAEL SITRI SALEOS ELIGOS
ZEPAR BATHIN ELIGOS ZEPAR BARBATOS MARBAS PURSON
ZEPAR BATHIN ELIGOS ZEPAR BARBATOS MARBAS PURSON
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This cow constantly drops truly insane shit and she does all of her own doxxing, screencap of content, and DM leaks all on her own? I'd say this is Jace-like in it's execution but I know she's not faking it. She truly does provide for us, here, brothers.
Elora, i dont believe that you own that youtube channel... we need a video with your face in it
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As soon as the saw breaches her lifeless skull it’ll burst asunder and a costumed brony will erupt forth like the world’s worst Jack-in-the-box.
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It's always nice when the cows do the work for you.
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Weed is really, REALLY shitty when it comes to literal paranoid schizophrenia. In fact, it can actually tip some people from sane to crazy if they have the right biopsychic makeup. Stop self-medicating and see a fucking psychiatrist.
This right here is what it's really like to be skitzo. Your thought process is basically one big random.txt coredump that blathers in your ears CONSTANTLY, you can't even sleep due to the yelling, and if you do get a couple hours rest the voices go right back at it the second you wake up. And any attempt to solve the problem (other than strapping cookie tins to your head with duck tape like that woman in Switzerland) results in constant screaming ordering you not to.
It's basically a slow-motion train wreck that is too damn fascinating to look away from.
This right here is what it's really like to be skitzo. Your thought process is basically one big random.txt coredump that blathers in your ears CONSTANTLY, you can't even sleep due to the yelling, and if you do get a couple hours rest the voices go right back at it the second you wake up. And any attempt to solve the problem (other than strapping cookie tins to your head with duck tape like that woman in Switzerland) results in constant screaming ordering you not to.
It's basically a slow-motion train wreck that is too damn fascinating to look away from.
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I am Jack’s index finger tapping the table in a ceaseless, imperfect rhythm.
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And apparently digging in his nose from all her talk about his boogers.
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I am Jack's complete lack of surprise.
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@LL137 When you say ISIS do you mean the terrorist group or the Egyptian Goddess, the crossover between Jack studying middle eastern and golden dawn magic has me confused.
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I figured she's just an Archer fan and was referring to the International Secret Intelligence Service.
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....”bugfuck”?...
Wow. That’s... a new level of nasty to me.
Apotheosis of the LIVER?
That was a particular word Jack used a lot at one point.
You rat-nosed, horse-loving psychopath.. get the FUCK away from me. Everything you attempt to fling at me like an angry chimpanzee won’t work anymore, Jack.
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Seems to me that YOU are coming HERE, Jack's not coming after you. (and Apotheosis isn't Jack either. Godbear forbid someone use a word of the english language that another person might use!)
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What's the matter? Got nothing to say about the seals now? Nothing to say about the key? You fucking fraud, you pathetic tryhard.
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In one of Liz's coredumps, I noticed a reference to "Black Jack", a character in the "Outlander" romance novels that are now a TV series. Outlander is based on the premise that a woman in 1946 gets hurled two centuries into the past and falls in love with the doppelganger of her husband, who happens to be his distant ancestor. He is a revolutionary known as Black Jack. I wonder if "Jack" is in actuality a reference to this fictional person, and Liz thinks she's married to him. Considering what skitzo does to people, it wouldn't surprise me at all.
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Why do I keep getting sucked back to this thread...
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Because you’re a psychopathic narcissist, Jack.
I will NOT STOP in here until you are DONE FOR in America and I have received PROOF from MY legal team that you’re out of the country... which hasn’t happened yet due to the fact YOU.. ARE.. **INSANE**.
No more romps in the hay with Morty the PIG anymore, Jack.
You had 99 problems and a bitch was one, right? Your ex-wife, yes?
I will remind you every morning on here what a fucking PSYCHO freak you are if that’s what I have to do to get you away from America (and me) FOREVER. Your little holiday in San Diego is not going to last much longer, dipshit.
I know who you are, WHAT you are, and that truth will remain until your bones are burnt into ashes and forgotten about.
And that’s your worst fear: to be forgotten. To be IGNORED. ..To have everyone around you KNOW you’ve always preferred Golden Retrievers to 17 year-old blonde cheerleaders.
I’m not ashamed of telling others what my ex husband always had going on underneath our “beautiful marriage”.. in fact, the more time that passes, the more creatively I’m able to articulate your madness and proclivity towards PIGS and RATS.
Sadistic bitch whore.
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