Lil Uzi Vert gets $24million pink diamond pierced into his forehead

Lil Uzi Vert gets $24million pink diamond pierced into his forehead

https://www.nme.com/news/music/lil-uzi-vert-gets-24million-pink-diamond-pierced-into-his-forehead-2872316

Lil Uzi Vert has stunned the internet today after he revealed that he had a pink diamond, worth $24million USD (£17.6million), pierced into his forehead.

He showcased a video of him with the diamond in his forehead on Instagram, with the caption “beauty is pain”.

On Twitter, he explained that he has been paying off the $24million diamond since 2017, having just finalised the last payment.

Elsewhere on Twitter, he said that the diamond, which is “10 almost 11 carats”, is the most expensive purchase he’s ever made, worth more than all of his cars and his home combined.

In a since-deleted tweet, viewed and shared by Revolt, Uzi revealed that if the diamond isn’t removed safely and correctly, he could die. Alongside the tweet, he shared an image of his face with blood trickling down from underneath the diamond...

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What a nigger.

 

[General Disarray]

And then they bitch about generational wealth. Fucking niggers, man. I swear they ARE the missing link.

 

[Screw Danlon]

Pretty sure this is how the first Diablo game ended.

And the first torchlight.

how is this “literally who” able to afford a $24 million diamond.

 

[Bum Driller]

Literally who? Honestly, I've never heard about this dude before.

 

[Goyslop Muncher]

I fucking hate niggers

 

[keyboredsm4shthe2nd]

Nothing says masculine like a massive vertical slit on your forehead.

and it's pink, to boot

 

[Spell Chucker]

When will someone try to remove it with a knife?

YOINK!

 

[Secret Asshole]

At the rate rappers get killed, this guy is going to get double killed just so someone can say they pulled a diamond out of his skull.

 

[UselessIdiot]

Real diamond or not, that room temperature IQ is really shining through in this one.

And then they bitch about generational wealth. Fucking niggers, man. I swear they ARE the missing link.

Generational wealth rarely lasts beyond a few generations for anyone. They act like white people all benefit from generational wealth, when few actually ever do. Inheritance isn't a right like they think it is; some people just get lucky and some don't.

 

[Blacklight]

I'm curious as to how it's grafted onto to him. Is it just mounted to his skull? The muscle? Is this an avenue to infection? Is it open to the air? So many questions.

 

[Kabuki Actor]

And then they bitch about generational wealth. Fucking niggers, man. I swear they ARE the missing link.

Your avatar said that.

 

[Disheveled Human]

I'm curious as to how it's grafted onto to him. Is it just mounted to his skull? The muscle? Is this an avenue to infection? Is it open to the air? So many questions.

With gorilla glue.

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

Isn't this cultural appropriation? Like the Hindu bindis? Also, chain snatching is a thing. We can assume you'll get even more street cred if you snatch a $24 million diamond from someone's forehead.

Well, at least no one will forget him after he's gunned down. He'll always be known as the pink diamond idiot.

 

[Lone MacReady]

Gonna be funnier when the grave robbers show up post-mortem.

 

[BoobWhiskers]

I went to the instagram link so I could see it and the literal first comment I saw was "you look like one of those Steven Universe face-ass motherfuckers".

 

[Daddy's Little Kitten]

That's his weak spot guys. If you kill him, you get fried chicken and purple drank as loot.

 

[Some JERK]

Generational wealth rarely lasts beyond a few generations for anyone. They act like white people all benefit from generational wealth, when few actually ever do. Inheritance isn't a right like they think it is; some people just get lucky and some don't.

This. It's simple math that astoundingly escapes most people. If I'm wealthy and leave my wealth to two children, and they each have two children and so on, by the time 3 generations have passed the original wealth is now watered down considerably unless someone has used their portion of the wealth wisely, and in that case it isn't my wealth anymore.

Inheritance absolutely affords opportunity. I can't argue that point. I've inherited a considerable amount of lakeside land that is well out of the reach of most people's carefully laid plans because my grandfather was shrewd and bought it for a pittance when land was cheap and the area was remote. I did nothing to earn it and it's a huge asset for me. But once I'm gone, it probably won't stay in my family for more than a generation or two before some decendant parcels it out and sells it to some developers for a quick buck.

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

Now that's...uh...gangster?

 

[Grotesque Bushes]

Also, isn't it possible to manufacture diamonds like that for cheap nowadays?

Do you know how they find out whether a diamond is real or synthetic? They check for imperfections - if it's flawed, it's real. Synthetic stones not only are thousands of times less expensive than the real deal, they are also literally perfect. Still people buy real diamonds with artificial scarcity pumping their price up, that's advanced jewery.

 

[ShortBusDriver]

This nigga think he Vision or something

 

[Not Really Here]

I apologize for this image.