DarksydePhil / TheyCallMeDSP / Phil Burnell - General Discussion

[Dread Pirate Retard]

So Jax Raxxor (sp?) said that he was going to tip tonight, but he wasn't sure how much. Sounds to me like he wants Phil to hit the goal, but doesn't want to pay the full $100 like he normally does. I bet he'll swoop in with the difference at the end of the stream. Maybe the February disability check hasn't come yet.

Also hard beg at the beginning of the stream. "I NEED to hit the tips goal tonight" blah blah blah gotta make it to the Twitch payment (which will promptly be memory-holed).

EDIT: "I really really really would like to hit the tips goal tonight, we haven't hit the tips goal in 3 streams"

So now we have a 'no-vest' streak counter. Remember, $100/stream is not expected. It's just that if """we""" don't hit the tips goal the stream is slow, you guys don't like the game, and not hitting it for 1.5 days is a huge fucking ordeal.

 

[SojiroSakura]

Someone named MouthDroolingRetard cheered him and phil banned them saying "This idiot is trying to get me to say something that'll get me into trouble"

Phil, you already said it. That was the point of the troll. Already trying to retcon it when he UPLOADED IT TO HIS YOUTUBE.

Edit: Phil eating like a king. "We had P.F. Chang's orange chicken over white rice."
Frozen packages of P.F. Chang's costs usually around 10$ per box. But he's totally broke, dood.

Edit 2: "We haven't hit the vest goal in 3 streams" No-Vest Streak is going strong, constantly in the pig's head.

Edit 3: The name of the new guy who's destroying phil in ST is FLOATING_WEEDS. Big ups hurting the pig's ego, man.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I stole this montage from the latest Snort Burnell video. It's just too funny.
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The thumbnail looks like he's kissing a man

 

[Massively Strong Greed]

So what I got from this rant is DSP showed people Kiwi Farms and said "this is real". You're right Phil, the WWE Champions thread is real.

Also "There are too many people on this earth", okay genocidePhil.

Again, the dspThanos emote proves accurate.

 

[grump]

wtf, can you give an example

So what I got from this rant is DSP showed people Kiwi Farms and said "this is real". You're right Phil, the WWE Champions thread is real.

Also "There are too many people on this earth", okay genocidePhil.

Malthusiansydephil pops a tentacle out again. Yeah, the mask drops off occassionally from a particularly disturbing side of phil when he is especially frustrated. I think there were some even darker examples in the past. but I can't pigpiggo them for some reason.

 

[Sparkletor 2.0]

Phil showed people in real life his kiwi thread to prove he is being harassed.

100% it was two years ago and those people were Dave and Linda and he was showing them the joke thread about breaking into his house and kidnapping his cat.

Who else could it be?

 

[Dread Pirate Retard]

Phil showed people in real life his kiwi thread to prove he is being harassed.

100% it was two years ago and those people were Dave and Linda and he was showing them the joke thread about breaking into his house and kidnapping his cat.

Who else could it be?

Rochelle.

 

[Xenomorph]

lol Phil is a retard trying to pigsplain his ole slip of the forked tongue.

 

[Generic_Detractor2021]

lol Phil is a retard trying to pigsplain his ole slip of the forked tongue.

I wonder how many times twitch actually contacts him and says something to him, or gives him a warning? "Hey Phil, we got a few reports of you saying retard, and we cant have that on our platform. Please dont say that again. BTW, everyone here in the office loves your streams, and we're big fans ".

He's mentioned a few times that they get a bunch of reports about him, and that someone generally has to look into it, etc. I wonder if its the same story of him just talking/typing a long sob story of how he got fired from his office job 12 years ago, and how Kiwifarms plots to kill him every 2 days, and how the evil CT khando/mortgage companies conspired to trick him into signing an agreement that he really didn't want, and how they're assholes for STILL trying to get money from him! Fucking idiots!

BTW, it would be really nice if we could hit the tips goal guys. No pressure whatsoever, but I spoke to my tax attorney/CPA/accountant/guy, and he said the IRS MIGHT put me in jail tonight if WE dont hit the tips goal. No pressure though, guys.

But it would be nice! I'm just saying!

Don't feel like you have to khantribute though!

But you know what would be really good right now? A nice, big, juicy khantribution!!!

 

[Maldron the Assassin]

I wonder how many times twitch actually contacts him and says something to him, or gives him a warning?

Not at all? He punches above his weight class $ wise and no one really gives a shit about him outside of us. As long he keeps earning for Twitch nothing he does will really matter. I honestly believe he could drop the gamer word on stream and get like, an indefinite suspension kicked down to a 3 day.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

I don't know about you guys but almost all the bills I pay monthly are automatic. There's a couple that are attached to boomer shit sites that I can't hook up to my bank ACH properly and have to go to manually and enter my info every time to avoid a stupid fee. That takes me maybe ten minutes a month total. Oh but yeah Phil, you have daily bills you have to do every month but you are an adult and know better than all your stupid childish detractors. Sure buddy.

 

[Salubrious]

I don't know about you guys but almost all the bills I pay monthly are automatic. There's a couple that are attached to boomer shit sites that I can't hook up to my bank ACH properly and have to go to manually and enter my info every time to avoid a stupid fee. That takes me maybe ten minutes a month total. Oh but yeah Phil, you have daily bills you have to do every month but you are an adult and know better than all your stupid childish detractors. Sure buddy.

He's been asked in the past (when he still had credit cards of course) why he didn't just autopay all his bills to his credit card and pay that once per month with the Twitch income, and he did the classic DSP handwaving, saying "it doesn't work like that; if you were an adult you would know", and then called the question stupid.

 

[actually]

I don't know about you guys but almost all the bills I pay monthly are automatic. There's a couple that are attached to boomer shit sites that I can't hook up to my bank ACH properly and have to go to manually and enter my info every time to avoid a stupid fee. That takes me maybe ten minutes a month total. Oh but yeah Phil, you have daily bills you have to do every month but you are an adult and know better than all your stupid childish detractors. Sure buddy.

I still pay most of my bills manually so I can see if an unexpected charge or increase in typical monthly rate comes up (caught a leaky pipe that way not too long ago). Some that shouldn't change much, though, are automatic. It's a performative act of what Phil thinks an adult does, in the same way that a person can be what a poor person thinks a rich person is or a dumb person thinks a smart person is.

Anyone who knows what the thing actually is knows that the performer is full of shit.

 

[PieceofShet]

I wonder what Rob thinks when he hear DSP calling someone else Mouth Drooling Retard... Is he offended? Jealous? Is he like "go phil, tell that other retard!".

Goddamnit that fuckin picture, fuck off @TheTractor . Imagine happily taking part of the diasability checks like him or SBM. Dont get me wrong, they idiots for supporting DSP but still...

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

I wonder what Rob thinks when he hear DSP calling someone else Mouth Drooling Retard... Is he offended? Jealous? Is he like "go phil, tell that other retard!".

Goddamnit that fuckin picture, fuck off @TheTractor . Imagine happily taking part of the diasability checks like him or SBM. Dont get me wrong, they idiots for supporting DSP but still...

If he's anything like the standard unironic DSP fan, it won't be until Phil personally calls him a retard.

Even then, he'd eventually slip Phil a hundred bucks and apologize for making Phil call him that.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

yo dsp we will always be better then u we don't beg for money we have jobs that pay our bills and work to retire unlike your fatass. my county job will help me retire in 13 yrs what the fuck have u accomplished? not a dam thing. u got bills a looming lawsuit from your ct condo over your head and a ugly ass wife who uses u for a free ride cause i bet she dont pay shit to stay there. i bet she dont suck that small penne of yours. why dont u go ask tyronne whats it like to be a real fucking man cause u are nothing but a fucking pussy. no one on here is jealous are even remotely wants to be u. u fucking pig

He's more coherent & a far better speller than you. ...Do you understand the gravity of this statement? Do you know what that means you should probably log off & go do now?

No? I'll give you a hint.

Minecraft.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

Well I can't find Phil's fake Italian name anywhere. Not saying there isn't info about it but it must be insanely uncommon or, shocker, not Italian.

I've mentioned this before, but genealogy is a hobby of mine, and I looked Phil's ancestors up and can confirm what he says is true. His grandparents did come here from Foggia. His grandfather was also in the service. He also had a cousin that was a drummer in a punk band that had a little success in the 80's.

 

[Lolidaki]

DSP just called someone a "retard" and is now trying to weasel his way out of it by talking over it quickly.

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"Fuck you, you dumb piece of dumb shit. You're an idiot. You're a moron. You're a mouth-drooling fucking retard."
Such a friendly, non-toxic mature adult. A shining example of what Twitch wants their platform to be represented by.


He went into full defense mode immediately after this, trying to walk it back:

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"You shouldn't say things like that!" (you just said it yourself)

"I didn't say it *ack ack ack*!" (yes, you did)

You can almost hear the sweat rushing out of his pores. He's so afraid of Twitch ToS.

this isn't remotely like when he almost said "it's gay" in a negative manner, the pig did, in fact, say it (he stutters a bit on ree but he clearly said the tard part afterwards). I don't know why he's scared shitless tho when he's so far off the radar.

 

[NotValKilmer]

 

[Balr0g]

I don't know about you guys but almost all the bills I pay monthly are automatic. There's a couple that are attached to boomer shit sites that I can't hook up to my bank ACH properly and have to go to manually and enter my info every time to avoid a stupid fee. That takes me maybe ten minutes a month total. Oh but yeah Phil, you have daily bills you have to do every month but you are an adult and know better than all your stupid childish detractors. Sure buddy.

I think the only thing I pay manually is the rent. Electricity, internet and other stuff is all automatic. I guess the only bills Phil pays is the one he gets from his beloved wrestling game. And perhaps games he buys for future streams.
Perhaps he should say "Bills, bills, bills. I am Mister Bills"