You Know What Grinds My Gears? - Things that personally piss you off

[Clown Baby]

Morons on social media saying how they haven't had a cold all year because people "are actually washing their hands now." You haven't had a cold all year because you've been forced to distance yourself from people. Your immune system left dormant with nothing to fight all year is not a good thing. People, especially small children, need to catch minor bugs to strengthen their immune system. I can only imagine what kind of future health consequences there will be because of this, and yet they applaud it because they are brain stems.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I'm thinking about going to the staff and telling them if this shithead is here tommorow when I come in and hogging 3/4th of the stations in the gym I'm going to cancel my membership.

You should do that, because it's against the gym rules in every gym ever made. Equipment needs to be available for everybody. Please tell us what happens.

 

[The Penultimate Warrior]

Had my boiler serviced yesterday, a few hours later it stops working. Plumber comes back today and says it's a faulty pump, which they can't get until Monday and the temperatures are about to drop below 0. Apparently it was nothing to do with the service, but that's one hell of a coincidence.....................

 

[Sped Xing]

Morons on social media saying how they haven't had a cold all year because people "are actually washing their hands now." You haven't had a cold all year because you've been forced to distance yourself from people. Your immune system left dormant with nothing to fight all year is not a good thing. People, especially small children, need to catch minor bugs to strengthen their immune system. I can only imagine what kind of future health consequences there will be because of this, and yet they applaud it because they are brain stems.

What if people continue to step the fuck back? Wouldn't that be loverly?

 

[TFT-A9]

What if people continue to step the fuck back? Wouldn't that be loverly?

The social distancing thing is easily the best trend to come out of the pandemic.

 

[Clown Baby]

What if people continue to step the fuck back? Wouldn't that be loverly?

Sure, it's nice to not have someone standing up your ass while you're in the checkout line. I'm not so much pissed off that this is happening, but that speds are seal clapping about it while urging that masks and social distancing be a permanent thing because they haven't had a cold in a while. When an entire generation of kids grows up unsocialized, inactive and immune deficient they still won't see how they contributed to it. They'll blame whichever politician is hated at the time.

 

[Sped Xing]

By that logic, we should outlaw sewers. Kids got exposed to a lot more coliform bacteria back in the day, and it took more to give them the shits.

 

[Totally Awesome]

What if people continue to step the fuck back? Wouldn't that be loverly?

The social distancing thing is easily the best trend to come out of the pandemic.

Sure, it's nice to not have someone standing up your ass while you're in the checkout line.

I wish people would actually do this. For some reason everybody loves to cram next to me when I'm shopping.

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

When an entire generation of kids grows up unsocialized, inactive and immune deficient they still won't see how they contributed to it.

We can see that from the explosion in food allergies after people learned that some people couldn't process peanut butter. Suddenly a bunch of parents stopped giving their kids anything even remotely related to peanuts, and the amount of peanut allergies exploded in number. Which these retarded parents simply took as vindication, rather than for what it actually demonstrated: the human system needs exposure to things it doesn't always agree with to build up resistance, except in rare instances of disorder.

 

[Clown Baby]

By that logic, we should outlaw sewers. Kids got exposed to a lot more coliform bacteria back in the day, and it took more to give them the shits.

Children who play outside in the dirt have better immune systems than kids who spend their whole life inside because they are exposed to this kind of bacteria in soil. You don't have to be fire hosed with feces to build these kinds of immunities.

 

[Jason Wynn]

I wish people would actually do this. For some reason everybody loves to cram next to me when I'm shopping.

Same here. I swear I must have pheromones that attract socially retarded jackoffs.

 

[Sped Xing]

Children who play outside in the dirt have better immune systems than kids who spend their whole life inside because they are exposed to this kind of bacteria in soil. You don't have to be fire hosed with feces to build these kinds of immunities.

Nor do you need strangers to lick your eyeballs the way they constantly tried to do before covid.

But more to the point, you don't need to gain immunity to diseases you aren't exposed to. Not being coughed on doesn't make you immunocompromised. It just doesn't work that way.

I can definitely buy that kids are going to grow up weird if the masks continue. It's strange not seeing faces for an adult, but for a child it may be damaging.

 

[Bass]

Offer to spot him on bench max and then drop the bar on his neck and look at your phone.

I would but he never actually gets the bar up as far as I can tell. I want to smash his phone though out of spite. Also why the fuck is he watching YouTube in the gym? Do that shit in the parking lot, faggot.

 

[Jonah Hill poster]

“white people drugs”

Drugs are drugs. Why do they have to classify it as stuff that only white people use?

 

[Cheerlead-in-Chief]

My own shitty hormones and my helicopter mom.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

“white people drugs”

Drugs are drugs. Why do they have to classify it as stuff that only white people use?

So that Olivia doing lines of cocaine in a Westminster apartment gets to feel different from Rhenicia doing crack in a Tottenham flat.

 

[Totally Awesome]

I hate when something has a cheap price on the shelf, then when I ring it up, it's way more expensive than promised. I bought some hygiene products, and one of them ended up being twice the price somehow. I should have went back and picked something else.

 

[AnOminous]

I hate when something has a cheap price on the shelf, then when I ring it up, it's way more expensive than promised. I bought some hygiene products, and one of them ended up being twice the price somehow. I should have went back and picked something else.

I always question that, fuck the people behind me in the line, if I purchased that shit because of its price on the shelf, I am not paying a penny more for it. If the line is particularly intense to the point it makes me actually feel guilty I'll just not buy it though.

 

[TFT-A9]

I always question that, fuck the people behind me in the line, if I purchased that shit because of its price on the shelf, I am not paying a penny more for it. If the line is particularly intense to the point it makes me actually feel guilty I'll just not buy it though.

this is why I'd shit fury all over coworkers/subordinates who didn't fucking post current price tags on shelves properly (usually after I'd told them multiple damn times to do it) and why I'd get angry with my superior when he dragged his ass on updating the inventory management system/POS with current prices

it's not about the money sometimes, it's about the fucking hassle that results when something doesn't line up

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

When you go into a takeaway, order something, get your change and then the woman behind the counter asks you to pay again because she forgot to add something to your order.