Horrorcow Lucas Werner - A man of Spokane, Washington who is obsessed with millennial and Gen Z chicks

His last video suggests Dorothy or some white girl who acts black rejected him, or ignored Lucas while he said nothing to her.

I'm surprised Lucas is still going through his college classes, how long can he delude himself this will get him his zoomer bae? It may just be that it gives Lucas somewhere to go during the day than rotting outside in the freezing cold.
 
Sometime after he got banned from the Globe didn't the Freak let out he'd been banned from all the bars in Spokane? All he did after was creep outside of the bars. The troll-"Get them arrested", yup Lucas would be in cloud 9 if all the men were dragged out.
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"Its no fair because other patrons made videos!"

Yeah, the other patrons probably had videos of themselves having fun and being sociable - which the business would want on their page because it would attract other customers.
Lucas's videos could only either be 1) him taking creepy videos of girls 2) him ranting into his phone about gen-z/telomeres/socialism/flatbills - either way this would be a bad look likely to scare off existing patrons.
I'm surprised Lucas is still going through his college classes, how long can he delude himself this will get him his zoomer bae? It may just be that it gives Lucas somewhere to go during the day than rotting outside in the freezing cold.
Wait for him to get his grades back.

So far we know that he got an 80% on one assignment - which the Spokane pedofreak felt was a brag-worthy grade - but it's not even midterms, much less finals. I fully expect the Wern to last a semester, but no longer. Even his delusion that he's just a temporarily embarrassed super-scientist can't hold wait until he inevitably flunks a basic bio exam.
 
His last video suggests Dorothy or some white girl who acts black rejected him, or ignored Lucas while he said nothing to her.

I'm surprised Lucas is still going through his college classes, how long can he delude himself this will get him his zoomer bae? It may just be that it gives Lucas somewhere to go during the day than rotting outside in the freezing cold.
Where in the video?
"Its no fair because other patrons made videos!"

Yeah, the other patrons probably had videos of themselves having fun and being sociable - which the business would want on their page because it would attract other customers.
Lucas's videos could only either be 1) him taking creepy videos of girls 2) him ranting into his phone about gen-z/telomeres/socialism/flatbills - either way this would be a bad look likely to scare off existing patrons.

Wait for him to get his grades back.

So far we know that he got an 80% on one assignment - which the Spokane pedofreak felt was a brag-worthy grade - but it's not even midterms, much less finals. I fully expect the Wern to last a semester, but no longer. Even his delusion that he's just a temporarily embarrassed super-scientist can't hold wait until he inevitably flunks a basic bio exam.
That he used the video to masturbate multiple times and posted about it. That's what got him banned.
Fatty’s last 3 videos are of his fat ass raging out past dark. Could he have been kicked out of another shelter?
He's made other videos past dark so I don't think he's been kicked out.
 
In one of Lucas’ recent videos he once again shows us how few words he actually knows. 😂 He says that he and Gen Z women have the same political views, so: “that’s good, we have GROUNDWORK!” He says. Common ground, PukeAss... Common ground is the phrase you were looking for you stupid fucking idiot.

Also it’s absolutely mental to me how often and how proudly he talks around “hanging out under bridges”. He is a LITERAL troll. 💀

Edit: HAHAHAHA HE JUST SAID THAT WOMEN’S BFS ARE MAKING THEM “JAIL FOOD”. Lucas that is quite literally the kind of shit you make, except in jail they would make it better and less gross.
 
While I put his meltdowns from today together, have this comment that Youtube auto-deleted.

The link just goes back to his "Clearly, I can cook" video.

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I wish I could tell you that I know what he's talking about but I really don't.

I do know, based on the comment Youtube didn't delete, that he thinks I'm the one behind the t-shirt though. I guess he got tired of blaming @Fatal Walter for everything and needed to switch it up.
 
So what he brings to the table is that he can cook and change diapers.

No, Lucas, you can't cook.

Changing diapers is not a skill.
Lucas can also clean... which apparently he never did with Suzanne, his hotel room was a mess with stains on his bed and sodie pop bottles thrown all over, and his fartbox was a dirty mess too with his hair grease embedded in the wall.
 
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Listen to the background voices?
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Wern has been pretty preoccupied with the “background voices” lately, hasn’t he?

And yeah, this sums up the idea that Wern now feels empowered to call the cops on his “cock blockers” for public harassment.

I think this a great idea Lucas! Don’t let the cock blocking flat bills hold you down anymore. Show them who is boss.
 
All his batshit crazy from today.


Lucas can also clean... which apparently he never did with Suzanne, his hotel room was a mess with stains on his bed and sodie pop bottles thrown all over, and his fartbox was a dirty mess too with his hair grease embedded in the wall.

If he was smart enough to be clever as well as gross, he'd answer that with, "I said I could clean, I didn't say that I did clean."
 
This is one of his best videos in a long time. Pure distilled Lucas without any of the bullshit.


Jesus Christ, "you don't have to have a job to have kids, they'll pay you to have children". Yeah that's what women are looking for, an obese man-child twice their age who is going to stay home and 'look after the kids'. I don't think he gives a shit if she works so long as she spreads her legs. So he wants to bring kids into this world who will exist at the very bottom end of the economic totem pole. Shitty schools, shitty neighborhoods, shitty government subsidized apartments. Fortunately it's not in the cards, but goddamn.

And if that's the case, then what's the point of wasting tax payer dollars on going to school? Is it, perhaps, not an effort to better himself and gain a PHD on Intergenerational Relationships (or whatever the fuck he's on about) but instead just an excuse to be near some barely legal pussy?

What really disturbs me is that he's bragging about changing his niece's diapers. You know, the same niece that he's openly lusted for. The niece whom he may or may not have acted inappropriately towards and those actions may or may not be why his family wrote him off. Being attracted to girls that are too young for you is one thing (which is fucked in its own right), being attracted to a girl who's diapers you changed is another.

This isn't a case where you walk through the mall and say "Wow, she's hot" and you're introduced to them at that age. This is someone you saw grow up. You were there when this person was in diapers, learning to walk and talk and playing with Barbie Dolls; and now you want to bang them? I always assumed the niece was older when he was introduced to her. This is a whole new level of fucked.

If he somehow managed to get access to a zoomer bae with a daughter. How long do you think it would take before he started grooming that child? The imaginary 4 year old's that told Lucas they wanted to have sex with him tell me it wouldn't be long.
 
Wern has been pretty preoccupied with the “background voices” lately, hasn’t he?

And yeah, this sums up the idea that Wern now feels empowered to call the cops on his “cock blockers” for public harassment.

I think this a great idea Lucas! Don’t let the cock blocking flat bills hold you down anymore. Show them who is boss.
I hope we get to see the Wern vs Police arc soon.
 
"Its no fair because other patrons made videos!"

Yeah, the other patrons probably had videos of themselves having fun and being sociable - which the business would want on their page because it would attract other customers.
Lucas's videos could only either be 1) him taking creepy videos of girls 2) him ranting into his phone about gen-z/telomeres/socialism/flatbills - either way this would be a bad look likely to scare off existing patrons.

Wait for him to get his grades back.

So far we know that he got an 80% on one assignment - which the Spokane pedofreak felt was a brag-worthy grade - but it's not even midterms, much less finals. I fully expect the Wern to last a semester, but no longer. Even his delusion that he's just a temporarily embarrassed super-scientist can't hold wait until he inevitably flunks a basic bio exam.

No, he is claiming he got an 80% in one assignment. Days after claiming thats what he believed he was going to get, while making a point of not showing what he actually got on the assignment, while showing even his class notes are incoherent insanity

Its all bs. He made up the 80%. He's done that before and thinks nobody catches him doing it

Stafford Beer Bong said:
Wern has been pretty preoccupied with the “background voices” lately, hasn’t he?

And yeah, this sums up the idea that Wern now feels empowered to call the cops on his “cock blockers” for public harassment.

I think this a great idea Lucas! Don’t let the cock blocking flat bills hold you down anymore. Show them who is boss.

If lucas insists on dragging the cops to wherever the fuck he is screeching about people harassing him by cockblocking him he's going to find himself with a serious talking to by said cops and likely a ticket at the very least. If he gets pissy about it with the cops he'll be lucky if they don't throw his ass in the drunk tank for a night

Not to mention going around threatening to call the cops on people for insane reasons, especially in a place like WA is a good way to provoke someone into giving him another black eye

But yeah, he's definitely going on about the voices he hears alot more than he ever used to. I suspect a year on the street with no end in sight and women still wanting nothing to do with him might be starting to fuck with his head

Jeremiah the Bullfrog said:
Jesus Christ, "you don't have to have a job to have kids, they'll pay you to have children"

The best part of that statement is for all his ranting about being super left wing communist he's making claims that sound an awful lot like one of those SS breeding organizations the germans ran during the war, that paid and rewarded members of the SS for producing 'good stock' that would be raised in SS orphanages by the state

So the more he tries to sound like a communist the more he ends up talking like a nazi

The latest batshit insane vids:



That second one is a near 12 straight minute brain dump of bible insanity. What the fuck is he even talking about

Also:

'If I want to date someone you don't have the right to stand in my way! i'm an american!'

......People have every right to stand in your way lucas, when the person you want to 'date' is an underage girl or someone you are trying to harass and bait into it. You don't have a right to be a predator

'Stop calling me a deluded bernie bro! i'm talking about AOC now! Shes against greed and bigotry! You need to come back to reality!'

and now jesus doesn't like fornicators that slut around during covid
 
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