Cultcow Russell Greer / Mr. Green / @ just_some_dude_named_russell29 / A Safer Nevada PAC - Swift-Obsessed Sex Pest, Convicted of E-Stalking, "Eggshell Skull Plaintiff" Pro Se Litigant, Homeless, aspiring brothel owner

[Agoraphobic Bullshit]

Hate to say this, but Pristine Christine is also:

* More coherent
* Creative (even though it's all derivative shit)
* More polite
* (Somewhat) understands consequences and (Somewhat) understands social code
* Interesting and entertaining

Than butternut. Although butternut's cringey pursuit of boyfriend free girls is far more hilarious.

CWC also manages not to look as greasy. And we all know that's saying something.

 

[The Great Citracett]

 

[Meredith Swift]

Russ rly knows how to engage in interesting casual conversation eh?

 

[The Dude]

Russ rly knows how to engage in interesting casual conversation eh?

It would help if Russ had social skills. Like, any at ALL. Russhole being a social cripple is a bigger disability than his flappy face.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

He might as well have said "i like turtles". He has the social graces of an 8 year old sitting at the adult table.

 

[The Dude]

He might as well have said "i like turtles". He has the social graces of an 8 year old sitting at the adult table.

I wonder if the Greers had a special table to put Russ at during Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, away out-of-sight in the kitchen so that he didn't put any family off their dinner?

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

I wonder if the Greers had a special table to put Russ at during Thanksgiving and Christmas dinners, away out-of-sight in the kitchen so that he didn't put any family off their dinner?

He was locked up in the attic, or the cupboard under the stairs.

 

[Carolina Divina]

Well, anyone who wants to ask about something can always DM me so I'm not just shitting up the thread with my input.

Giving up on trying to explain Mormons and the LDS church is perfectly understandable, but please don't think you've been "shitting up the thread". I've thought your input has been extremely interesting.

 

[TractorGirl]

Giving up on trying to explain Mormons and the LDS church is perfectly understandable, but please don't think you've been "shitting up the thread". I've thought your input has been extremely interesting.

Absolutely agree. Some of us that don’t know much about the LDS faith find it interesting!

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

When it comes to Rusty, his relationship with his former religion is the most interesting aspect at certain times. He may no longer be in good standing, and at certain times bashes on it, but he certainly still lives by most of the guidelines. It's also ironic that he'll defend it.

 

[MeganDodgedABullet]

dirty khakis and a plastic belt at the gym.

I miss those epic gym fails/crossfit idiots youtube channels of fail. A bit of old fashioned mockery and bullying would do Russhole the world of good...

 

[moorhen]

I miss those epic gym fails/crossfit idiots youtube channels of fail. A bit of old fashioned mockery and bullying would do Russhole the world of good...

It wouldn’t, it’d just put a larger chip on his shoulder.
“see how oppressed I am? This is why I follow my dreams and sue music thots”

 

[The Dude]

It wouldn’t, it’d just put a larger chip on his shoulder.
“see how oppressed I am? This is why I follow my dreams and sue music thots”

Yep. His trauma-lumpy head and victim complex are already too big as it is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

I heard Mormons carry their young on their backs and are most active at dusk and dawn.

I hear Mormons can move objects with the power of their minds alone.

 

[AbraCadaver]

I hear Mormons can move objects with the power of their minds alone.

No, you’re thinking of Seventh-Day Adventists.

 

[StinkySnack]

I hear Mormons can move objects with the power of their minds alone.

Well I heard that Mormons can turn drool into wine.

Fill'er up Rusty!

 

[Rustled Jimmies]

Russ rly knows how to engage in interesting casual conversation eh?

 

[TheCakeIsALie]

No, you’re thinking of Seventh-Day Adventists.

I grew up SDA. Do not recommend.

 

[CWCissey]

No, you’re thinking of Seventh-Day Adventists.

I thought they were pyromancers? Or is that exclusively the Branch Davidian ones?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Well I heard that Mormons can turn drool into wine.

Fill'er up Rusty!

Russ has been turning drool into whine for decades.