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[KooksandFreaks]

My generation's mistakes have led to troons like Kev in the first place. I shudder to think what kind of abomination is going to be unleashed into the world by this new generation.

Ain't your fault.

In the future? We will see increasing disease, famine, war. Haven't you been paying attention?

Some people say humans are closer to god. Sometimes they seem like it, lol.

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

The Ballad of Kevin: (a folk song with hipster banjos and with apologies to Jim Carroll)

Kevin watchin' porn he was 12 years old
Up in the bedroom in mom and dad's house
There was only one way he could be OK
Chop off his cock and move the fuck out

Those are people who trooned, trooned
Those are people who trooned, trooned
They were all sick fucks and they trooned

So he went to the ranch with his new AM HOLE
Penny said "bro thats a gash of stank"
Takes him an hour to even wank
So go find the wedge cock to fill that stank hole

Those are people who trooned, trooned
Those are people who trooned, trooned
They were all sick fucks and they trooned

Kevin and The Wedge let their genitals rot
Down in Colorado, and why not?
The wedge put it in him and it barely fit
Now sing along to the fucking chorus

Those are people who trooned, trooned
Those are people who trooned, trooned
They were all sick fucks, and they trooned.

Wedge dicks in the am hole.
All you're gonna get.
Chopped your cock off, hope it was worth it.
But that am hole is starting to close
And the dilator shows - let's go!

Those are people who trooned, trooned
Those are people who trooned, trooned
They were all sick fucks
And they trooned.

(Sorry Jim.)

 

[Humpty hump]

Weird how many military members turn into trannies. What you think is up with that?

I’m not sure. Part of it might be the fact that the military is overwhelmingly male-dominated, coupled with easier access to pornography in the digital age. If you’re a heterosexual guy, almost exclusively surrounded by other guys, you were basically out of luck in olden times. However, in modern times, it just makes it easier to fall down the sort of fetish rabbit holes that can lead to troon shit.

However, in Penny’s specific case, he actually lays out his reasons for joining up in his second (of three) blog posts about his life:

Penny actually made multiple blog posts back in 2018 detailing his entire life story. They were archived earlier in this thread:


Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

 

[Taylor Swift's Ghostwrite]

I think the military thing has two main reasons.

1. The standards for joining were relaxed post-9/11 because the US needed more people. There's a lot of things that wouldn't of flown back in the day that are allowed now because the need for bodies rose so high they were letting in people who had no business in the field or even really at a military desk. You have more kooks and quacks hanging around now who have weird power fantasies about being a solider that lends itself to more fantasies down the line when that doesn't work they way they wanted. "I wasn't a solider after all! I was a woman all this time!"

2. In a similar vein, people sometimes join for the "wrong reason." They failed as men in their view or their parents' view or society at large's view prior to joining and think somehow that the military will make them a stereotypical man. This of course will fail inevitably because most people don't even have a clear definition of what it means to be either gender. This leads them to believe in their failure to be the man they envisioned the military making them, they must of been a secret woman all along.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

I’m not sure. Part of it might be the fact that the military is overwhelmingly male-dominated, coupled with easier access to pornography in the digital age. If you’re a heterosexual guy, almost exclusively surrounded by other guys, you were basically out of luck in olden times. However, in modern times, it just makes it easier to fall down the sort of fetish rabbit holes that can lead to troon shit.

However, in Penny’s specific case, he actually lays out his reasons for joining up in his second (of three) blog posts about his life:

Wow. That's some fine archiving, Humpty hump. Thanks for satisfying my lurid curiosity. You're a genius.

The more I look at guys like that, the more I think it's some kind of deeply repressed homosexuality.

Very serious daddy issues.

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

there might be a valuable adventure figure or two in there.

Sadly the amhole turned them into this:

 

[Humpty hump]

Wow. That's some fine archiving, Humpty hump. Thanks for satisfying my lurid curiosity. You're a genius.

The more I look at guys like that, the more I think it's some kind of deeply repressed homosexuality.

Very serious daddy issues.

Don’t bother thanking me. The actual archives were made by @Guy Made Of Bees:

Maybe they'll start stabbing each other in the dick and become true whamen like Kev

Spoiler: Haram

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This is from penny's steemit (archive)
Got very drunk and archived most of it, has some transition updates from a couple of years ago, him making a lot of selfies in the employee bathroom and storeroom of Target where he was the guest service manager.
Childhood and being gay
Accidentily fathering a son, joining the army
childhood trauma, burn out from being a crypto broker, the penny troon saga starts

same energy
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Sorry for the derailment, but there is some gold in all that dirt, maybe worth a chuckle or two, didn't really read it attentively but if anyone feels bored.

The blog posts are kinda interesting to read in light of the current goings-on at the ranch. Pre-transition, Penny actually seemed like a somewhat normal guy. He obviously had mental issues, and doesn’t really seem like a great father, but he held normal jobs, owned his own home, and seemed to function normally in a day to day sense. It’s kinda bizarre to see a guy who started a family right out of high school participating in the NEETarded insanity that we’ve been observing at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch. In a way, Penny actually seemed to age backwards after becoming Penny.

One other thing that sticks out (to me, at least), and that I’ve mentioned upthread, is that Penny’s politics used to be wildly different from what they are now. In both the PBS interview, and the interview given on the socialist gun podcast, Penny mentions Trump entering office, and his resulting fear for the future of the trans community, as a major catalyst for starting the ranch. However, the Penny who wrote the archived blog posts was a hardcore libertarian, and a pretty enthusiastic fan of Stefan Molyneux/Freedomain Radio. Anyone who knows anything about Stefan Molyneux knows that Stefan Molyneux was, and likely still is, an enthusiastic Trump supporter. And Penny’s blog posts were made roughly three years after his transition, and roughly two years after Trump got elected.

 

[Miss Misery]

None of y'all stalkers can shit on Kevin for having a dick.

Am Hole: the ultimate Pyrrhic victory.
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> at least topping will be easier

...wha?

So is he saying that pre-transition he had ED and/or that his cock was incredibly small but now he can use a strap-on that's at least comparable to an average human penis?

(Or larger, if he had his way with the Wedge... oh wait no, he prolapsed his own anus and any rear entry sexual activity is AMA.)

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

It's kinda bizarre to see a guy who started a family right out of high school participating in the NEETarded insanity that we’ve been observing at the Tenacious Unicorn Ranch.

Trooning out is a sign of declining mental health. It's not trooning out that makes people insane, it's the other way around. If troonery wasn't a thing he would have done something else r.etarded.

 

[CheesyBoy]

I think the military thing has two main reasons.

1. The standards for joining were relaxed post-9/11 because the US needed more people. There's a lot of things that wouldn't of flown back in the day that are allowed now because the need for bodies rose so high they were letting in people who had no business in the field or even really at a military desk. You have more kooks and quacks hanging around now who have weird power fantasies about being a solider that lends itself to more fantasies down the line when that doesn't work they way they wanted. "I wasn't a solider after all! I was a woman all this time!"

2. In a similar vein, people sometimes join for the "wrong reason." They failed as men in their view or their parents' view or society at large's view prior to joining and think somehow that the military will make them a stereotypical man. This of course will fail inevitably because most people don't even have a clear definition of what it means to be either gender. This leads them to believe in their failure to be the man they envisioned the military making them, they must of been a secret woman all along.

Ex military here:

There are tons of people who sign on who shouldn't (me included). The problem is that recruiters' have quotas, so they will try to convince as many dumb kids to join as possible, and as long as that person graduates boot camp, they don't get in any trouble for getting the wrong people to join. There are loads of misfits who join because they feel that they simply don't belong anywhere else. I spent four years stressed and depressed, and it was a fucking miracle I made it through the end of my contract without getting into trouble or attempting suicide. Thank fuck I never saw combat! I knew tons of people who resorted to drugs and suicide attempts (thankfully, no one I knew was successful with that) just because they couldn't handle it and signed up because "free college and you can see the world".

Guy I worked with for the last few months of my enlistment was a former recruiter and he even said that statistics show that if someone joins because the military contacted them first, they are much more likely to leave when their contract is up, sometimes even sooner, compared to someone who walked into that office simply because they wanted to join. Recruiters are basically used car salesmen.

Why did I join? Recruiters from every branch got a hold of my contact info and kept calling me until I finally caved and met with one. They lied to me and said that it was just another 9-5 job and that I would have plenty of free time to pursue my own dreams of becoming a musician. "You're depressed and hate your job, so why not join?" They set me up with a job I hated even more than the one I had, because it wasn't their job to set me up with a career that was actually right for me. I was just another dumb kid who thought he was going to be a badass.

The military simply does not care who joins. As long as you are able-bodied, aren't connected to any terrorist groups, don't do drugs, and can pass the ASVAB (which, holy fuck, is that test a joke! There are some dumb motherfuckers in the military), they will be more than happy to send you to war.

TL;DR: US military has no standards for potential recruits, made worse by recruiters who don't give a fuck and are just trying to meet quotas.

 

[Cool Spot]

Some long forgotten memories came back thanks to the discussion of Penny having a family who he ditched when he trooned out.

Spoiler: Slight PL warning I guess.

Knew a couple kids growing up that weren't really friends but more acquaintances. Their parents divorced when we were in junior high and turns out the dad was into hard drugs and also was trooning out. Shortly after that, he died, probably because he overdosed. I repressed the memory pretty hard but I still feel really bad for those two. I have zero respect for people who leave their kids, especially for a very selfish and insane reason.

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

"In Minecraft" ?

Is that a joke I don't get, or is the word filter being crazy?

It's a tradition on KF to end any fedposts with ”in Minecraft” to give you and Null an excuse if the feds come knocking.

I think the military thing has two main reasons.

1. The standards for joining were relaxed post-9/11 because the US needed more people. There's a lot of things that wouldn't of flown back in the day that are allowed now because the need for bodies rose so high they were letting in people who had no business in the field or even really at a military desk. You have more kooks and quacks hanging around now who have weird power fantasies about being a solider that lends itself to more fantasies down the line when that doesn't work they way they wanted. "I wasn't a solider after all! I was a woman all this time!"

2. In a similar vein, people sometimes join for the "wrong reason." They failed as men in their view or their parents' view or society at large's view prior to joining and think somehow that the military will make them a stereotypical man. This of course will fail inevitably because most people don't even have a clear definition of what it means to be either gender. This leads them to believe in their failure to be the man they envisioned the military making them, they must of been a secret woman all along.

That said, the main reason troons aren't allowed in the army is because you can't guarantee that dilators or lIfE sAvInG hOrMoNeS will be available in the middle of a Bumfuckistani desert.

 

[KooksandFreaks]

The best cooks in the world are men.

Jesus Christ, sorry. Only trying to troll a little.

I'm a woman who puts hot and delicious food on the table everyday.

Tomorrow, we're having butter poached shrimp over fettuccine and caesar salad with homemade dressing, some fine parmesan, sliced eggs and a couple anchovies. Also, a decent sauvignon blanc.

Rate me autistic some more. I like it.

 

[P. Barnes' THOT]

Ain't your fault.

In the future? We will see increasing disease, famine, war. Haven't you been paying attention?

Some people say humans are closer to god. Sometimes they seem like it, lol.

Dude. Shut the fuck up. Just. Shut up.

 

[ten dollars off]

I've found this thread incredibly fascinating. I think the average person doesn't realize how crude and low-tech MtF bottom surgeries are, nor how unimpressive and weird-looking the average results are.

I browsed the galleries of a couple of surgical websites, and even those that specialize in this kind of surgery and cherry pick the best results for their sites still showcase awful outcomes that make even the ugliest vaginas look artful and feminine in comparison.

https://www.alignsurgical.com/gallery/vaginoplasty-satterwhite/

Is one such example.

 

[stupid frog]

I've found this thread incredibly fascinating. I think the average person doesn't realize how crude and low-tech MtF bottom surgeries are, nor how unimpressive and weird-looking the average results are.

I browsed the galleries of a couple of surgical websites, and even those that specialize in this kind of surgery and cherry pick the best results for their sites still showcase awful outcomes that make even the ugliest vaginas look artful and feminine in comparison.

https://www.alignsurgical.com/gallery/vaginoplasty-satterwhite/

Is one such example.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/srs-and-grs-surgeons-and-associated-horrors.76786/

 

[Marvin]

> at least topping will be easier

...wha?

So is he saying that pre-transition he had ED and/or that his cock was incredibly small but now he can use a strap-on that's at least comparable to an average human penis?

(Or larger, if he had his way with the Wedge... oh wait no, he prolapsed his own anus and any rear entry sexual activity is AMA.)

He's making a dumb jab at the person who accused him of having a dick because the amhole is allegedly not just a rearranged dick.

That said, the main reason troons aren't allowed in the army is because you can't guarantee that dilators or lIfE sAvInG hOrMoNeS will be available in the middle of a Bumfuckistani desert.

I would also hope that if someone claims to have crippling dysphoria to the point where they'll kill themselves if they don't get their cock chopped, we won't put a gun in their hands. Like why we can't just exclude trannies on the basis of mental health is beyond me. (Or I guess they'd pull the "you don't need dysphoria to be trans" argument.)

 

[Bad Gateway]

We gotta get someone in here to cull the miscellaneous tranny faggotry. There are 3 dozen threads to pussyache about that shit. This thread is about Kev and the Tranchoneers, newfags do better.

 

[stupid fuck]

i'm supposed to believe your degenerate twitter mutuals will lop off body parts, suck off strangers and stick their tongues in rotting skinsocks but won't risk a bout of the wu flu? lmao

 

[BallBuster]

i'm supposed to believe your degenerate twitter mutuals will lop off body parts, suck off strangers and stick their tongues in rotting skinsocks but won't risk a bout of the wu flu? lmao
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You don't believe it? They want to suck "girl"dick. They are degenerate sick self hating gay men, who would rather chop of their dicks to pretend to be girls than just live as a gay man. Look at 95% of troon twitter. None of them talk like an actual female.