Louis "Lou" Gagliardi / Ash Franzetti / Alex 'Ace' Maddox / Tegan Ainsley / Taryn Amita / Diana / gothickitteh / gothickitty / Lynn Brooks / @acekatt - #T R A M S _ C R O W _ F U N D *buys 12 iPads* "Anyone got $600 they can spare?" *spits on cancer patient*

[In the Sick of It]

I'm not 100% convinced he traded out his Ipad Air. His listing is still up, and he has reduced the price from $600 to $450 from the last archive logged 10 hours ago. I find it hard to believe a person that doesn't drive, will not leave his house, convinced someone to come to his house to trade electronics in under 15 hours.
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https://archive.fo/R3P1L

He traded the Macbook supposedly, not the iPad.

 

[Next Task]

He traded the Macbook supposedly, not the iPad.

I still don't believe it. I think it's more likely a typo for $550, him digging out an old laptop he'd previously 'sold', and/or legit getting his mitts on someone else's old laptop for around the price he was saying he wanted. He's stupid and greedy enough to get scammed, but I never believe him when he says he's sold an old device, even when it's a trade.

 

[The Dude]

Honestly, knowing Louie and his past history of lying his ass off about this kind of shit, he probably just blew the TardBux or whatever kind of welfare he's collecting on his new laptop and Chromebook and he still has the MacBook. It is the beginning of the month after all, and he ALWAYS seems to get some kind of high-dollar item at the beginning of each month. He usually says it was "donated by an anonymous friend" or some other thin as fuck cover story, and trading the MacBook off for an older gaming laptop and a Chromebook in a "killer deal" sound like the same kind of weak-ass cover story Louie always makes up to obscure his wasting money.

 

[UntitledKiwi]

After doing much too much research, I've assembled what I believe to be a mostly complete list of all the desktop and laptop computers Lou has admitted to owning or been observed to own since the start of the thread. As a companion to the tablet list, I present The Computers of Louis Dominic Gagliardi III:

Computer Number	Model	History
1​	Asus Vivobook gaming laptop	Owned as of 2020/03/12
2​	"older" laptop ("13 or so years old") with Ubuntu 18.04	Bought c. 5/19
3​	Lenovo Chromebook n21	Selling 7/12
4​	Samsung Chromebook 4+	Acquired 7/17, selling 8/15
5​	Lenovo Chromebook s340-14	Selling 8/15 ("like new. I've had it, but I haven't used it.")
6​	Microsoft Surface Pro 2	Owned as of 8/16
7​	Acer Aspire All-in-One desktop (Xubuntu)	Bought 8/19, selling 10/18
8​	MacBook Air	Owned as of 10/26; probably bought with stimulus money circa 10/1
9​	Acer Chromebook Spin 311	Bought 2021/01/01

He already owned both of those devices, I’m not sure if there’s a difference between the Samsung Chromebook Pro and the one he already owned, but this sounds like a far fetched Lou lie to explain himself.
I don’t believe anyone would trade two devices for a Mac, especially from Lou.

 

[Bad Bad Daddy]

I really want to know where the money comes from. Like, is it really as simple as making a Twitter account and saying "GIB ME TEH MONEY #TransCrowdFund"? And people give them money? Hell, well if you're that dumb... nah, I actually have dignity. However, anyone who gets ripped off by that is no better than the people who get ripped off by Nigerian 419 scammers.

 

[Iron Hamster]

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Gaming Laptop means that the games will install correctly, right?? Unlike the others where the games didn't?

Congrats on getting a gaming laptop with a faulty HDD, you inept fuckwit! Windows 10 reinstallation saga when?

Imagine the seller's joy when he gets a barely used MacBook air when trading it for a 5 year old gaming laptop with most probably failing components, and some shitty Chromebook.

I loooove this, hopefully it turns out he got scammed and traded for faulty goods. Couldn't happen to a more deserving person.

I'm more intrigued on how fast this exchange in electronics occurred.

 

[Wooden Spoon]

I'm more intrigued on how fast this exchange in electronics occurred.

The guy messaged Lou and was like "Hokay, I have TWO computers. TWO is better than one!!!" And Lou was like "NO SHIPPING!" And I am more than sure the individual drove to him, handed him the two computers, and laughed as he drove away with a brand new mac.

 

[Dusk]

This one fucking pisses me off more every day, and he lives in my area, which pisses me off even more.

Spoiler: Undertale Larper autism

Undertale Larper is the Ernest Tomlinson discussed here. He lives in a house in Seattle with Daria "imhkr" Ambrose, another troon, and Daniel "gravislizard" Thompson, a moderately well-known Twitter commie and apparently the only gainfully employed one of the bunch. His enabling of Lou was driving me crazy earlier today, and I was trying to avoid doing work, so I did a little exploration.

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https://www.linkedin.com/public-profile/in/ernest-tomlinson-3a2bb555/ | https://archive.md/wip/p13va

The General Biodiesel job is apparently the only real professional job he's had since getting his MS nine years ago. He got fired after eight months.
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He just moved from the basement to the top floor. Note pet lizard.
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https://twitter.com/PnictogenSystem/status/1354555334916902915 | https://archive.md/wip/21YjI

Spoiler: Literally murdering trans people

I don't dox addresses, but I know where he lives. It's a shitty mid-century house in Rainier Beach, which is a shitty part of Seattle. Nevertheless, they paid just over $200,000 for it in 2014, and it's worth about $500,000 today, according to Zillow. The deed is actually in the name of a living trust belonging to a person with the same last name as Larper, so he probably used inheritance money to buy it.

Undertale Larper origin story:
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https://www.deviantart.com/karadreamer/art/How-Undertale-Swapped-My-Gender-other-things-693905652 | https://archive.md/cpVpX

This is very long and full of bullshit, and I didn't finish reading it. I would just note that this man was 41 years old when he decided that he was actually composed of many different people who are characters in a video game.

I have more, but I'm already sick of talking about this enabling fucko. Maybe I'll post more someday.

You're a Seattleite too? No shit! Small world. Next time I come home, we should get drinks and egg some Madison Park houses.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Clarifying his begging AGAIN. Oh wait, sorry. Wants a LOAN. Not begging, okay?

https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1358843641813487617 https://archive.vn/wip/hTte9

"Instead of spending all whatever I got for my macbook on something that's actually pretty good and can cover all my uses, I got another chromebook with an easier to lose stylus and a super old gaming laptop that i'll probably complain about shortly after it gets here"
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https://archive.md/43pQ3

ugh. So much here.

• Four hours after posting that he doesn't want to be left with just a Chromebook, he buys ANOTHER CHROMEBOOK.
• The 11.6 inch screen size confirms that the "old" Chromebook is the Acer Chromebook Spin 311 that he bought new on January 1. On January 9, he said he was giving it to his nephew, but he later revealed that he put it up for sale the very same day. He hasn't relisted it on Craigslist yet, so he once again owns two Chromebooks.
• The screen size of the new Chromebook? 12.3 inches. Once again, 0.7 inches makes all the difference in the world, somehow.
• But the Galaxy Tab S6 Lite that he now wants (after getting that exact tablet in December, remember) only has a screen size of 10.4 inches. How will he survive?
• Moreover, the iPad Air 4 he's selling has a screen size of 10.8 inches. So an 11.6 inch screen isn't big enough, but he's fine trading out a 10.8 inch screen for a smaller one? How's that supposed to work?

Meanwhile, this happened:

https://twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359188964247298048 | https://archive.md/wip/lzuq2

 

[General Disarray]

His new header slays me.

More computer shuffling. I seriously cannot keep up, so huge thanks to @Norman B. Normal for keeping shit straight.

https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359186377632591875

https://archive.vn/wip/dWmOJ

Poor Lou got an owie. Cries to Twitter first.

https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359199288098717696

https://archive.vn/wip/Ughpb

This is hilarious to me because I still remember Weebils and that's the image in my head: a Lou-faced egg wobbling around.

 

[Iron Hamster]

ugh. So much here.

• Four hours after posting that he doesn't want to be left with just a Chromebook, he buys ANOTHER CHROMEBOOK.
• The 11.6 inch screen size confirms that the "old" Chromebook is the Acer Chromebook Spin 311 that he bought new on January 1. On January 9, he said he was giving it to his nephew, but he later revealed that he put it up for sale the very same day. He hasn't relisted it on Craigslist yet, so he once again owns two Chromebooks.
• The screen size of the new Chromebook? 12.3 inches. Once again, 0.7 inches makes all the difference in the world, somehow.
• But the Galaxy Tab S6 Lite that he now wants (after getting that exact tablet in December, remember) only has a screen size of 10.4 inches. How will he survive?
• Moreover, the iPad Air 4 he's selling has a screen size of 10.8 inches. So an 11.6 inch screen isn't big enough, but he's fine trading out a 10.8 inch screen for a smaller one? How's that supposed to work?

Meanwhile, this happened:
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https://twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359188964247298048 | https://archive.md/wip/lzuq2

You missed the post where 10.1" is too big and a 7" tablet is just right.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/louis-...l1oness-lynn-brooks-diatigress.66344/page-670

Also, these people have said the same shit they're 'saying behind your back' to your face already. Just because you blocked them doesn't give you an excuse to cry.

EDIT: correct facts and add link

 

[Leonard Helplessness]

Meanwhile, this happened:
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So, which current friend is getting singled out and burned at the stake for this?

Also, looking forward to the next diabetic ulcer saga courtesy of this new injury. I doubt he’s managing that shit well enough.

 

[Norman B. Normal]

Poor Lou got an owie. Cries to Twitter first.

https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359199288098717696 https://archive.vn/wip/Ughpb

Doctor Fuckalope is on the case. *Huuugs* are the best medicine! Special appearance by Undertale Larper!

https://twitter.com/PnictogenSystem/status/1359204382160478211 | https://archive.md/wip/2iuSw

 

[Mr. Manchester]

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This is hilarious to me because I still remember Weebils and that's the image in my head: a Lou-faced egg wobbling around.

Fat people falling over is never not funny, especially because it's Lou. I'll just pretend he's not lying about this.

 

[Mr Foster]

His new header slays me.
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More computer shuffling. I seriously cannot keep up, so huge thanks to @Norman B. Normal for keeping shit straight.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359186377632591875

https://archive.vn/wip/dWmOJ

Poor Lou got an owie. Cries to Twitter first.
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https://mobile.twitter.com/diatigress/status/1359199288098717696

https://archive.vn/wip/Ughpb

This is hilarious to me because I still remember Weebils and that's the image in my head: a Lou-faced egg wobbling around.

He "fell and hit his head" less then an hour after posting ad to sell the Ipad. The whole "I was JUST trying to my medicine uwu" is just icing on the cake of bullshit.

This is the tactic of a 8 year old trying to manipulate their parents to feel sorry for them so they can have the icecream that they were told "NO" about 10 minutes before.

 

[Turael]

Who wants to bet he fell climbing out of bed because he hadn't left it in twelve hours. He might have even had mama Gags haul the nephew's training potty into his room so he can do his business without getting up too much.

TMI? TMI. I just grossed myself out too...

 

[TheRetardKing]

Fat people falling over is never not funny, especially because it's Lou.

 

[Iron Hamster]

He "fell and hit his head" less then an hour after posting ad to sell the Ipad. The whole "I was JUST trying to my medicine uwu" is just icing on the cake of bullshit.

This is the tactic of a 8 year old trying to manipulate their parents to feel sorry for them so they can have the icecream that they were told "NO" about 10 minutes before.

His problem is, there was no need to post about it even if it was true.

 

[Professional iPad Hoarder]

Some political sperging:
Twitter / Archive
imagine Lou telling you how much you should be fair for your job! lol

Twitter / Archive

Twitter / Archive

 

[TheRetardKing]

imagine Lou telling you how much you should be fair for your job! lol

He wants money.