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- Dec 28, 2019
Let's give them the benefit of the doubt. This is only Drinker, who I don't really consider a main member of the crew, and even he is only talking about the trailer. As far as we know, MauLer and his closer orbiters may have better opinions.What the fuck
I only have a surface-level knowledge of kaiju stuff and even I know that's total horseshit, the kind of nonsense complaint that really tanks your credibility. But I'm sure they'll treat it as gospel on the EFAP and brand anyone who disagrees as a subhuman.
Oh, who am I kidding? They will probably just have an EFAP Movie on Godzilla 1998 in anticipation. Maybe one of the minor orbiters will have watched a couple of the Japanese movies but will hate them/claim they are guilty pleasures because of their bad writing. I do not see any of the Japanese movies holding up to their objective standards, and they would get only ironic non-enjoyment out of them. The main thing I am uncertain about is how much of the modern Hollywood Godzilla/Kong movies they have watched or will watch. I'm certain they will watch Godzilla 1998 because it is infamous. They have precedent now of watching older over-reviewed so bad it's good movies (Batman and Robin/Jingle all the Way). It just seems like an obvious choice.
So to reiterate, their probable future EFAP movies as far as know based on upcoming blockbusters and what they have already told us:
DC Movies: Batman v. Superman, Suicide Squad, Shazam, Birds of Prey, Aquaman, Justice League (Snyder Cut), Super Man 4(?), further Batwoman
Other Movies: Matrix (Full trilogy? I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up disliking the original but it could go either way), Godzilla et al.(?), whatever Marvel product/other blockbuster that turns bad, Masters of the Universe(Remake is coming out and the original is infamous), Ghostbusters(might as well jump on that train late with Afterlife)
I wouldn't be surprised if this and EFAP will be MauLer's only content this entire year outside of his April Fool's video. Those TFA reviews aren't getting any closer, maybe a single one if we are lucky. He will just lazily latch onto trends with relatively low-effort content while fighting the good fight with DC and possibly Matrix and Godzilla fanboys on Twitter and EFAP.