Cosplay Lori Cerda / Usagi Kou / Lori Lewd / Zero Two / Lori Lune and Kevin Hanft / AdollaSkye / Skye / Krook3dKev - 37-year-old batshit crazy Sailor Moon cosplayer & e-thot with 20 years of drama, 27-year-old simp manchild cosplay martyr fiancé, Momokun's archenemies

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What's that loony Lori up to today?

:lunacy: Shitty Zelda Cosplay: No further comment necessary - the mediocrity and and half-assed-ness speaks for itself.

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"SIMP UP HOMIES. I want like 50 more subbies" - Lori
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"Do my ears make you quiver? Yea they do ;3" - Lori
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#magicalgirl #kawaii #egirl #uwu #animewaifu #livingdoll #cosplaymodel
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:lunacy: Hypocrisy: Yeah, it's so rude when people point out your problematic and toxic behavior patterns in order to warn potential victims about your sociopathic agenda. :mad:

"People are rude, just do your thing." - Lori the egomaniacal hypocrite

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:lunacy: An Interesting Comment on Lori:

"She [Lori] thinks you're [VangelinaSkov] part of a bullying scheme, she's convinced other cosplayers she knows did this and 'put you up' to this. The tweet was definitely aimed more at M*M*kun [MoMokun], who she is blaming all this on. Don't let her crackpot conspiracies or army of simps stop you!! She has no legs to stand on and is lashing out as a last resort <3 you do you Vaddy" - YouTube User

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:lunacy: Where's Kevin?: Kevin has been pretty quiet today. You okay, bud? Lori, did you let him out of his cage at least once today? Remember, your "darling" is a human being and living creatures like him tend to require daily food, water, and exercise, you psycho.
 
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Why do people keep pretending she has an a r m y of simps who would defend her? All of her followings are either bots or people interested in the drama. The only one who'd defend her publicly is her slave and maybe few other old friends. I doubt her OF subscribers would care either because she's so bad at playing into their fantasies. She always ruins the pedo baiting by acting like a cunt, demanding money or insulting them by calling them simps. Fucking hilarious how she thinks any man other than doormat-kun would throw money at her if she insults them constantly.
 
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Brittnay Matthews said:
Why do people keep pretending she has an a r m y of simps who would defend her? All of her followings are either bots or people interested in the drama. The only one who'd defend her publicly is her slave and maybe few other old friends. I doubt her OF subscribers would care either because she's so bad at playing into their fantasies. She always ruins the pedo baiting by acting like a cunt, demanding money or insulting them by calling them simps. Fucking hilarious how she thinks any man other than doormat-kun would throw money at her if she insults them constantly.
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Well there are findoms....but most of them tend to look somewhat attractive with enough makeup on instead of crazy meth whore with serial killer eyes down the street.
 
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Brittnay Matthews said:
insulting them by calling them simps
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Isn’t she technically insulting herself when she calls them simps? Suckers Idolizing Mediocre Pussy. “Mediocre” would be a compliment in her case though. She’s such a stupid hag, she doesn’t even know the meaning of the cool kid slang she’s trying to use. Keeps on getting more embarrassing lol.
 
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Sorry Lorena, turns out the internet loves big tits, not a flat washboard with a big fucking dent in the middle of it.

Srsly I know that pushed-in part of her sternum is a congenital deformity and she can’t help it, but it’s a right laugh when she tries to pass it off as “cleavage.”
 
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AbraCadaver said:
Sorry Lorena, turns out the internet loves big tits, not a flat washboard with a big fucking dent in the middle of it.

Srsly I know that pushed-in part of her sternum is a congenital deformity and she can’t help it, but it’s a right laugh when she tries to pass it off as “cleavage.”
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She is truly built like a washboard. When she makes the cleavage comments, it makes me think her loli shtick is just a fat fucking cope. She seems peeved by women with decent figures or just any assets in general. (ie. her attacks on other Zero Two cosplayers and their bodies) It's like she can't accept aging or being average, so she has to pretend she is anyone but herself. Best way to love yourself is to starve and be a self-diagnosed loli, I guess? Girl power? Maybe I just think this because I don't want to accept the potential of her being a legitimate autopedophile.
 
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Best way to love yourself is to starve and be a self-diagnosed loli, I guess? Girl power?
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She’s not even emaciated like she wants us all to believe. It’s as if she’s trying to pull some Scarlet Witch mind control and convince us we’re looking at Eugenia Cooney.

Yeah, she’s skinny. But she massively overhypes it with her body checks. She fucking loves that crater in her chest because it shows off extra rib bones.

Also, here are some 2017 photos from Kevin’s account that I found amusing.
1) Lori in the background, accidentally showing off her aquiline nose.
2) Lori wearing a dog collar as if SHE’S the sub in the relationship. Sure, Lori.
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:lunacy: Lori's Usual Low Rent E-Thottery: "Monstergirl" is such an appropriate name for Lori's "brand" and a perfect description of her hideous personality.

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:lunacy: Stuffed Animals as Pedobait Scenery: Ew, Lori.

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:lunacy: Looking to Upgrade: Lori is still on the prowl for a new sugar daddy to bankroll her degenerate existence while Kevin continues to serve as her back-up plan.

IG User: "Take off those slips!"

Lori: "buy me a house!"

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:lunacy: Lori Being Her Awful Self: More of Lori being rude, arrogant, shady, and insufferable.

IG User: "😍 Did you make that sword?"

Lori: "did you see the tag 😂"

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IG User: "Let's go rad a dungeon!"

Lori: "My nails are too long for my keyboard x Blizzard needs to send me some codes and I'll come play~"

Sounds like Lori's trashy talons are too long to use with her new simp gifted pink keyboard. Perhaps she's planning to grift another free year of WoW.

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Kevin created the prop sword but Lori fails to give him proper credit. Hmm. 🤔

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IG User: "This is so perfect!!!!"

Lori: "wait till I actually make an attempt"

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:lunacy: Lori's Sponsorships: How can companies like Horoscopez Clothing and Jen's Jewels endorse an immoral abuser like Lori?

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Lori: "You can never have too much pink. I need more please! Have you noticed my cute necklace, it's from JensJewelss. [LINK] You can get custom ones made! Use 'LORI15' to get a custom discount."

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:lunacy: "So Smol!":

IG User: "How to be that skinny?? Any tips please"

Lori: "a smol waist and a killer metabolism, if you subbie to my secret site you can see what I eat!!!!"

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IG User: "Your thin like a stick. but cute and hot"

Lori: "tiny waist BIG HIPS"

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AbraCadaver said:
Sorry Lorena, turns out the internet loves big tits, not a flat washboard with a big fucking dent in the middle of it.

Srsly I know that pushed-in part of her sternum is a congenital deformity and she can’t help it, but it’s a right laugh when she tries to pass it off as “cleavage.”
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I wonder how many trillion results there are for "small boob"

Is she saying she posts what she eats on OF? Who is that aimed at? Random women aren't going to subscribe to her OF for diet information or any other reason.
 
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melty said:
I wonder how many trillion results there are for "small boob"

Is she saying she posts what she eats on OF? Who is that aimed at? Random women aren't going to subscribe to her OF for diet information or any other reason
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Coming soon to OnlyFans: for the low price of $25 dollars a month you too can be a ~smol bean pro-ana queen uwu~ and learn to pedo bait like a champ.
 
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