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LMAO Phil is allegedly paying $400 a month for internet "because there is no other way to get this type of internet around here"
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$400 a month for internet? Shit, I've got a 1gig fiber line and pay $60 a month, is his service tech giving him a handy every week for that?
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Generic_Detractor2021
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And he complains about lag that much?? He's so stupid, he doesn't realize as soon as he opens his mouth, it generally exposes one of his previous lies.
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The thing about Phil saying he has anxiety is that his description of it is very "clinical", in a sense. He's doesn't sound like he's coming from a real emotional place, he sounds like he's basically reading off a script.
(I don't disagree with anything you said, I just saw you mention anxiety and thought it'd be worth it to reply)
Hearing Dave talk about how he doesn't know what he's going to do with all the phantom bills that need to be paid was actually infuriating. He really is so detached from normal people. He said it himself in his unhinged rant. "I'll be fine once my Twitch payment comes through." Well, then tell the people you need to pay "Hey, I know you're expecting this much money by this time, but my paycheck doesn't come till this time. Anyway I can get a grace period to pay you guys?"
At the same time, he's saying he wasn't even anxious until he sat down and looked at his completely drained budget and all the loan shark-esque bills he owes. So taking his bullshit at face value, he doesn't know his month-to-month bills until he gets them in front of his face at his desk. Normal mature adult can't keep a general idea of what you're paying for and how much you're paying for it.
Now, I know it's all bullshit and lies to feed the "Marinara trench" that is his Champions addiction and spending habits but it still got to me. Personal information here but when I was growing up, my parents genuinely didn't know where their next rent payment was gonna come from. They didn't know if they were going to be able to eat alongside me. They went to bed not knowing if they were going to wake up to spoiled food in the fridge because the power was cut off. And I didn't learn of this till I was into my early 20's. That's what real adults do. It infuriates me and shocks me that my parents at 17 and 19 had a better grasp of being responsible and doing what was necessary than this human grease stain,
EDIT: Sorry for the absolutely gay 'diary post". It should be abundantly clear how much Dave's begging rant bothered me.
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If each line costs 80 (I am being a bit more generous) then there is still 240 left. His modems can't be that expensive (if he rents the modem). Where I live you can either use your own or either rent one from your IP (those are usually the good ones) or get a basic one for free. So he either has a very extensive service package which pushes the cost upwards or he is as usual lying or overstating.
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he pays extra for 24/7 support from his isp
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DSP lying to children about how hard his mature adult life is by telling them fantastical numbers of what his bills come out to each month in order to make them feel ok about sinking $200 a day into his mobile game addiction? Perish the thought.
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I did literally 10 seconds of searching and found Comcast's business plans for his area
If there's any truth to this $400/mo business internet nonsense he's paying hundreds more than he should to get the exact same speed, but have "~15" to "17+" devices connected at once. If DSP is genuinely paying that much I'd rather people think I spend that on delivery food while crying poor than they know how dumb I am.
If there's any truth to this $400/mo business internet nonsense he's paying hundreds more than he should to get the exact same speed, but have "~15" to "17+" devices connected at once. If DSP is genuinely paying that much I'd rather people think I spend that on delivery food while crying poor than they know how dumb I am.
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Damn, Dave must been pretty sauced up to the gills with liquid courage.
I've got my own headcanon that Dave was actually so drunk that he couldn't read anything Moria said, so he actually thinks it's gibberish.
Also, concerning the internet thing but isn't business class internet supposed to be for an actual business? (Haha, playing games isn't a business) But really. I thought it was intended for places of business where multiple people and multiple devices are connected to a network. Like, theoretically, couldn't I pay for a personal internet line that's roughly half the speed of Dave's business line but get the same kind DL/UL since business lines are intended for a myriad of connections? I guess I never really delved into the retardation that is Dave's business class internet.
Anyone know if he could get or currently has fiber in his area?
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Oh, boy Phil don't let me down and lose your tard bucks, I wanna see the slow decline over a period of years. see the wide eye begging get even harder while your own chat laughs at you while you cry over giant bills and financial ruin you created.
You won the golden ticket but you drank from the chocolate river got greedy and the Oompa-Loompas are coming, they may be a while but they are coming
You won the golden ticket but you drank from the chocolate river got greedy and the Oompa-Loompas are coming, they may be a while but they are coming
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I'm bored waiting for Azure to error... again. He's not with CenturyLink because it's not available at his address. I checked. Xfinity is. He streams at like 7 Mpbs so double that for the real world...
...the 250 Mpbs download would be more than enough. That gives you 25 Mbps upload when you use 7. I can't find the 250 down so it may not be available in his area. The closest, scaling up, is 400 Mbps.
400 Mpbs Internet only (no TV): $64.99/month
Xfi modem rental with 24/7 support: $14.99/month
That's $80 a month for a dedicated streaming line available at his condo. I used to stream on a 10 Mbps upload and it was absolutely fine. Whatever he's paying for dedicated support is a complete waste. How many times has he used it and how has it affected his business given he, supposedly, has a second line he could use temporarily.
...the 250 Mpbs download would be more than enough. That gives you 25 Mbps upload when you use 7. I can't find the 250 down so it may not be available in his area. The closest, scaling up, is 400 Mbps.
400 Mpbs Internet only (no TV): $64.99/month
Xfi modem rental with 24/7 support: $14.99/month
That's $80 a month for a dedicated streaming line available at his condo. I used to stream on a 10 Mbps upload and it was absolutely fine. Whatever he's paying for dedicated support is a complete waste. How many times has he used it and how has it affected his business given he, supposedly, has a second line he could use temporarily.
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Unfortunately he did not go quite as toxic about it this morning as we had hoped, but seeing him tweeting about it during gin hours I guess makes up for it.
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A 3 hour video... Holy fuck, guess I better get some coffee
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A 3 hour video... Holy fuck, guess I better get some coffee
skip the vest segment unless you want to see damn near every vest streak
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I remember last week he was bragging about the food that he ate during his day-off. So I was wondering if he was going to do the same again today. I reckoned he wouldn't due to the excessive begging on Monday. Boy, was I being retarded.
He doesn't even have the sense to not mention it! He genuinely believes there is nothing wrong in eating out literally a day after begging online. And he describes in detail those meals just to taunt you. He is so fucked in the head.
He doesn't even have the sense to not mention it! He genuinely believes there is nothing wrong in eating out literally a day after begging online. And he describes in detail those meals just to taunt you. He is so fucked in the head.
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DSP is one of those entitled morons who think they deserve something simply because they work "hard" (according to their subjective evaluation), regardless of the financial reality of their situation. He works 6 days a week therefore he is entitled to eat out on his day off. He genuinely sees nothing wrong with this and if you point it out he'll act like you're a crazy person who wants him to have 0 enjoyment in his life.
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What if I am a crazy person that wants him to have an empty set of enjoyment this life or the next?
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And to eat out on his day off, he needs to spend X amount of money. I'm guessing it's close to the tips goal as well. That picnic suggestion really highlighted what Phil desires. His 'reward' for working his 'full time job' is eating, not spending time with his wife and 'family', but just eating. I know he referenced Wings being a depressing loser, but at least Wings spends time with his wife, has her on stream, and it looks like they have a relationship.
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