Jude Valentin / Jude Torres / Judy Valentin / DivineBrujeria / MermaidRoyal / MermaidQueenJude / MerQueenJude - Cancelled Twitch Streaming Clout Chaser, Wannabe Photographer. Cancellation event starting on page 838

[FuckDuckSeagull]

Am I the only one who now hates the word "vibes"?

 

[Mealy Mouth Spittle]

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She probably never sent it and figured she better hurple her ass (or have Mel go) to the Post Office

The real question is, did anyone stay past those first 10 minutes? I'm guessing a lot of people bailed when they realized how annoying af she is.

 

[Pudgy Bear Claws]

Am I the only one who now hates the word "vibes"?

Vibes, cozy, chaotic, babe and more.

 

[Smiling Honeybadger]

Vibes, cozy, chaotic, babe and more.

Queer, gay (while pointing at some random shit), pronouns, safe space, cptsd, spoons, bottom (while being a frustrated horny bitch)...

 

[DefCon Dumb]

'manifest'

 

[Not me]

Strim
(or any other word spelled wrong)

 

[thejackal]

Am I the only one who now hates the word "vibes"?

That's valid.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Am I the only one who now hates the word "vibes"?

• Y’all
• Starbies
• Brekkie
• “Don’t call me a woman”
• Pronoun check!
• “As a fat queer disabled Latinx streamer...”
• “I’m tired”
• Angy
• Bb
• Bottom

 

[Angry New Ager]

Am I the only one who now hates the word "vibes"?

AM BABY.

She was using "soft" for a while, which got annoying, but she's since replaced it with "squish," which is even more annoying.

 

[Casket Base]

AM BABY.

She was using "soft" for a while, which got annoying, but she's since replaced it with "squish," which is even more annoying.

I made a helpful infographic for people struggling to understand some of Jude's vocabulary



Also, how long has she been streaming? And she's excited to only just now retain triple digit viewers? Homegirl can't read the writing on the wall.

 

[JambledUpWords]

Looks like Jude wants her followers to buy her compression gloves now.

 

[DefCon Dumb]

For all those hours she spends out in the damp cold?

 

[TurdFondler]

Jesus christ she's actually going to get fingerless gloves for using a computer.

She will die a virgin.

 

[Win98SE]

Also, how long has she been streaming? And she's excited to only just now retain triple digit viewers? Homegirl can't read the writing on the wall.

Late 2019. Her biggest problem is that she doesn't keep a schedule, which is key to viewer retention on Twitch for most channels. People want to know when they can expect to see you live, even if it's a rough estimate.

For example, she's had a few moments where Twitch has shoved her into the spotlight or another (larger) streamer has raided her, resulting in viewership going upwards of 1k. You'd think that after a day like that she'd hop on the next day to keep people around. Nope! She's taken the next day off every single time. I have a feeling that in those moments the success immediately goes to her head and she thinks "damn, that was hard work!", like the whole ramp-up to that boost in viewers was the difficult part and now she can take a break. It doesn't really work that way. You have to work to keep those people around.

She's wholly unprepared for any sustained boost in viewership because she probably feels completely out of control when there's 900+ new people mixed in with her 120 or so regular viewers that already know what they can't say/do in the channel. It's impossible to do her level of moderation at that size and it's always going to limit her success on the platform.

 

[Tumbo]

I love how that other streamer she sent that deck thing too is convinced her first one was stolen in transit why do these people halfto always seem so hard done by.

 

[PurpleEater]

some Twatter sperging:

what friends? also that puppy eyes emoji now makes me a little MATI thanks to Judy

Why do I feel like Jude wrote that comment to herself?

These people really want to believe they're being actively oppressed when really they just suck at vidya.

 

[Burn Book]

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Why do I feel like Jude wrote that comment to herself?

Either this person means followers, not subs (because the sub record for twitch is 50 something thousands, and it's literally only 2 people who can say they have that many) or they're really delusional.

 

[inquizadoor]

so brave. its takes a lot of courage to keep (metaphorically) kicking while dealing with your self-induced problems :,)

"brain stuff" god what a child

 

[DefCon Dumb]

"I'm angry at my body because of internalized ableism". That internalized "ableism" is the one rational part of you making it clear that neither you or anyone else, is supposed to carry that much extra weight, dumbass.

"I hate that I'm high risk." But you're clearly not doing anything to mitigate or reduce that risk.

She hates that she's in a panorama - she can't blame autocorrect for that one.

 

[inquizadoor]

She hates that she's in a panorama - she can't blame autocorrect for that one.

nah thats one of those "cute" things people are doing. "we're in the middle of a panera bread" a "panoramic" a "Pangea". its a thing. its just extra annoying bc she thinks shes adorable and not a bean bag.