perhaps the most retarded idea I've ever had

[NOT Sword Fighter Super]

Ngl I’m pretty excited about this.

 

[Kosher Dill]

I vote a sonichu thing instead of Chris's face. He's unappealing to look at in any manner. Make it an ugly sonichu medallion or something

Make up one of those boring state seals, except with the Sonic Totem as the centerpiece.

Change the bird to a kiwi too, you get the idea.

 

[Fomo Hoire]

Literally can only display one side at once bro

There's probably at least one person on this forum autistic enough to figure out how to use mirrors to display both simultaneously...

 

[Penis]

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Where is the "fuck the banks"?
Looks sick tho

 

[Coffee Shits]

The kiwi side is cluttered and should just be the logo, some Latin and the bird. The corn is a Gunt joke and doesn't belong.

Chris is ugly and doesn't have the look of statesmanship to be on a coin. Yeah it's a joke but it's not a funny one, especially for $50.

Overall would not buy.

 

[Alcatraz]

I vote a sonichu thing instead of Chris's face. He's unappealing to look at in any manner. Make it an ugly sonichu medallion or something

Can you sue someone for using their likeness on currency? That's my only concern about this.

Only compromise I can think of is putting a cow in lieu of Chris's face. Like, an actual cow. That, or the main kiwi logo, but at that point it kind of defeats the purpose.

 

[Random Internet Person]

There was literally at least one couple that got married and had kids due to this forum when it was Chris centric.

I'd love to hear this story,

 

[Gefaustet]

I the like corn, hope it stays.

 

[Eggg]

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Like others have said. too much going on. Get rid of the corn, Chris's side is too busy as well with the autism puzzle piece and "Zap to the extreme" - I thought it was going to be 'fuck the banks' ?

Will still probably buy one, just needs a little editing.

 

[Surprised Pikachu]

I love it! As a new(ish) fag I haven’t been down the Chris rabbit hole yet and had to admit I wondered who the chick was on the reverse (isn’t CWC a man or is this a very long story for another day)?

But yeah it’s cool. I’m from a land that has an ugly woman on our coins by default so it’s kind of normal to me. And it opens the door for future runs featuring the cow of the year. Null will be rich! Chris should be our first coin - though I’m hoping for the Joshua Connor Moon Special Limited Edition featuring Majora’s Mask and spooky corn dogs as a Hallowe’en release.

 

[Orange Rhymer]

Has the price been narrowed down? I am up for paying around 5 over spot.

You expect custom artwork, a custom die, a tribute to Chris, a tribute to Glorious Leader, imported from BritBongland
-all for $5 over spot?

Pressing X on that one. I expect a minimum of $20 over spot.

 

[AnitaSarsleezian]

Why stop at chris why not Gunt coins side, Timmy, Other major lolcows?

Kiwi Farms becoming the new Franklin Mint.


"Moviebob. Gunt. And everyone's favorite, Chris Chan. This collection of Cow Coins featuring over 40 different lolcows and minted in pure silver will be treasured for years and passed down your family as an heirloom. For just 24 payments of $39.99, This collection can be yours. Order today and you'll receive the bonus Peter Coffin coin, not available in stores. Emblazoned with the words 'Beta as Fuck' over a stunning relief of Peter, this coin will delight fans of gaslighting autistic Scottish women for years to come."

 

[Spooky Bones]

 

[Danke]

Now, tell me why would I want some fat troon on my special kiwi-coin?
This is what the community wants @Null

 

[Ol' Slag]

You expect custom artwork, a custom die, a tribute to Chris, a tribute to Glorious Leader, imported from BritBongland
-all for $5 over spot?

Pressing X on that one. I expect a minimum of $20 over spot.

No. I expect there to an extra cost associated of course. I just don't want a huge charge for customization and a very high spot charge as well. Customization comes at a premium but I hope the supplier isn't gouging.

Edit: To explain further, silver is around 27. Special donald trump silver coins, with unique artwork can be purchase for around 37.

While they minted an absolute fuckload to bring price down, I just hope the price isn't something astronomical.

One way you could justify a higher price point however is to offer certificate of authenticity and show how this current design will be a one time run. It would add a level of collectors value

 

[joebobmurphy]

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Is that the character that tuna-chan was cosplaying as? For those unaware, years ago some chick was at a convention and was stinking up the place with her pussy. People there were cataloging it in real time while poor tuna-chan was blissfully ignorant.

 

[Faster Than Chris Robin]

A Gunt coin won't be funny in a couple years and people may not even remember him whereas Chris has an indelible place in Internet history even if you think he's not funny anymore.

Both are dumb. But I don't even find Chris-chan retrospectively interesting, so if I had to choose...

 

[botornottime]

I need to buy like 15 of them.

 

[TheBoozehound]

With the recent passing of one Larry Flynt, what about instead of CwC, perhaps a Wu ? Wubux?

 

[Radical Cadre]

In this topic: people that have no fucking clue how expensive even one die is. And they want variants to be created.

Guys there's only going to be one type of coin produced unless you want to send Null an extra two grand yourself.