In lieu of her offering any content, here are some of her recent IG posts, since we've been neglecting that medium a bit.
She's accepted her flaws, everyone. She's never going to get angry at anyone again, because she's accepted that she's a lying bitch and impervious to critique. 6/10, extra marks awarded because the white circle is an accidental baroque allegory for Chantal.
Here's a lovely one of a majestic ocean sunfish with lipstick on its mouth plus on several square inches of its lower face. 4/10 for the three strands of hair left on her head concealing her cleavage because she can't smush her flapjack tits together, and for the failure of the FGAS to conceal all surplus chins.
It's true. Now that her carefully and successfully cultivated reputation as a stable and glamorous influencer has been cast off, she's finally liberated to live in a filthy hovel she never leaves and die of complications from diabetes. 10/10 and she's living her best life!
The Craft came out when she was eleven, but why focus on that when we have completely overexposed lighting so her eyes look hazel instead of brown? The standard overlined lips and mysteriously cropped hairline also feature, and her eyebrows she claims she doesn't shape have arranged themselves into a slightly quizzical expression -- "Really, haters? You wish." 8/10 for the ears being concealed as a symbol of her deafness to haydur negativity.
Ah yeah, I remember the "transgender goth sumo" makeup trend. This is the sort of makeup a 14yo fat goth girl does at home because she's bored and has no friends. I suppose just add 22 years to it and this is the same thing. 4/10, lipstick not overlined unevenly enough.
I'm sure death by starvation is a real and constant bête noire for our jeune fille, but thankfully her disciplined work ethic and dazzling future employment prospects will keep those wolves from the pigsty door. 7/10 for the corporate memes from Miss Professionalism.
It's an overexposed iris double feature! Which of the two beautiful twins tempts you the most? Will it be the Mistress of OBeasts on the left, who deletes comments with the speed of a cheetah? Or is it the Cheese Witch on the right who promised to mukbang the children she captured but then gave up and ordered UberEats the next day? 12/10
I'm having too much fun and I'd better stop.
@Null why am I unable to resize images from my phone now? I shouldn't have had to get on my desktop for this pig.