Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

Some real high-quality autism here.
Oh come on, you're going to make me blush. No need to thank me.

@VALIS News Network stop sharing a toothbrush - and a bed - with the other speds at the Onion commune and you wont get the diseases driving you mad with rage
No.

I'd love to kick Fredrick Brennan in the head. Just take a few steps run up then catch him with the full force of my steel capped toe under his chin, send that little faggot flying through the air.

As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
Lol calm down


I doubt it
 
As he lies on the floor, coughing and wheezing and chocking on his own blood, his jaw a mangled mess of bones detached from the rest of his skull, I stand over him and laugh wickedly. He looks up at me in fear and pain, his eyes searching, begging me for mercy. He finds none. I raise my boot then stomp down, splitting his skull like a melon and finally ending his pathetic life.
That's a bit extreme. I just want to grab him by the arm and then just snap it. And then do that to his other arm too. And then move on to his legs. And then just piss on him while he's writhing and screaming. Nothing too drastic. Just a bit of fun.

ETA to tag @copypaste in. I didn't mean to do the bitch move of talking mad shit about you and not tagging you in. I respect you enough not to do that you glass skeleton faggot.
 
@secret watcher @Maurice Caine @Nahcturne @Spedestrian @Gaius Cumulus
"LOOOOOOOOK EVERYONE, I USED AN INTERNET 3.0 MEME TO CALL HIM AN INTERNET 3.0 SOOOOOOYBOOOY! I'M SO LE FUNNY AND ORIGINAL"
"NOOOOOW THIS IS SOOOO EPIC, THESE INTERNET 3.0 NEWFAGS ARE SO SMUG AND SO CRINGE AND SO UNBASED UNLIKE US LE EPIC OLDFAGS YOU ONLY USE INTERNET 3.0 MEMES UN-UN-UNIRONICALLY"

"DON'T YOU AGREE MY FELLOW OLDFAGS! YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! DON'T FORGET TO UPVOTE MY FELLOW KIWIFARMERS"
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Edit: Thanks for the Semper Fi, kind Redditfarmer.


"Jokes on you, I was merely pretending to be retarded, by the way [namecalling] so you're wrong"
Woah, you showed me.
I'm so owned.
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Lol, wut?
 
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