Plagued Onion Farms and other KF Splinter Sites - Watch Kiwi Farms members slapfighting in this thread

[Bob Barker]

I should add that @gangweedfan has not yet provided me with pics of Kengle's gunt and I'm sorely disappointed.

Gangweedfan truly BTFO, how will he ever recover?

 

[Disc]

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You know, I've wanted to Israel for a long time myself.

Because you touch yourself at night.

In all seriousness, feel free to point out any instance in which I was shitting up the thread, I don't want to steal your style.

You mean you didn't see it as shitting up the thread when you took one joke at Internet 3.0's expense, a single image post, the epitome of lazyposting, and started screeching like you expected 3.0 to put out if you did?

 

[VALIS News Network]

Vex seems rather disappointed in my life. Did they actually believe at one point that mods had 6-figure incomes?

Lady, I know this is a bit off-topic and I honestly mean no offense with these questions, as snarky they may sound at first, but:
Is it true that you do it FOR FREE?
Is it true that Lolcow LLC provides you with NO monetary compensation for your countless hours of labor?
NOT EVEN A HOTPOCKET OR A NEW BROOM?

 

[Bob Barker]

You know, I've wanted to Israel for a long time myself.

A typo? Onion Farms takes yet another L, how will we ever recover!

 

[Socrates]

Lady, I know this is a bit off-topic and I honestly mean no offense with these questions, as snarky they may sound at first, but:
Is it true that you do it FOR FREE?
Is it true that Lolcow LLC provides you with NO monetary compensation for your countless hours of labor?
NOT EVEN A HOTPOCKET OR A NEW BROOM?

god could you just be funny for once

 

[Not Vordrak]

I should add that @gangweedfan has not yet provided me with pics of Kengle's gunt and I'm sorely disappointed.

He's doing his best.

 

[Geralt of Rivia]

He's doing his best.

It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it I guess.

 

[c-no]

Not sure what he's talking about, jacking off five times a day is great.

It ain't great if you don't recycle everytime you ejaculate. You gotta keep your future kids safe and sound.

Sounds similar to kiwi farms

Likely just as autistic as well.

 

[VALIS News Network]

A typo? Onion Farms takes yet another L, how will we ever recover!

My fellow Onision Farmers, please keep this at hand, we're taking so many Ls

Will the infamous hacker known as Kiwi Farms bully another person into suicide?
Let's find out.

You mean you didn't see it as shitting up the thread when you took one joke at Internet 3.0's expense, a single image post, the epitome of lazyposting, and started screeching like you expected 3.0 to put out if you did?

Why yes, what gave it away

god could you just be funny for once

No.

 

[Sheryl Nome]

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Spoiler: pics

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Sig is obviously very mad at KF and he is the only one angry in this situation. Let us laugh at such a lolcow.

Imagine turning into this much of a retard because you fedposted and then couldn't control your autism on a sock

 

[Bob Barker]

Imagine turning into this much of a retard because you fedposted and then couldn't control your autism on a sock

He was always retarded ngl, his sock was so obviously him it he was basically trying to get caught.

 

[Disc]

My fellow Onision Farmers, please keep this at hand, we're taking so many Ls
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Will the infamous hacker known as Kiwi Farms bully another person into suicide?
Let's find out.


Why yes, what gave it away
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No.
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Why are you posting your fap material?

And pictures of muscly guys?

He was always retarded ngl, his sock was so obviously him it he was basically trying to get caught.

What was sig's sock account? How did he get it banned?

 

[Bob Barker]

What was sig's sock account? How did he get it banned?

Hey, it's your boy @SIGSEGV. Since @Null is a retard and didn't ban my obvious sock, I wanted to tell you that you're a fucking nigger and should kill yourself immediately, because my fedpost was meant to mock retards just like you. And to all of the people talking shit about me now that I'm banned: you're cowards for holding your tongues until I ate a (completely justified) ban.

What a moron!

 

[Rich Evans Apologist]

Sig is obviously very mad at KF and he is the only one angry in this situation. Let us laugh at such a lolcow.

I am glad my Super Mario Brothers Movie praising was highlighted amongst the drama

Genuinely underrated movie

What was sig's sock account? How did he get it banned?

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I love that the battle cry against KF is "BWAAAAA YOU GUYS AREN'T FUN, WHY AREN'T YOU ACTING LIKE RETARDS QLL THE TIME LIKE US!"

I'm having a lot of fun watching the shifting sands of cope used to justify why they're obsessed and we're the real losers, not them using hamburger boiling tranny chasers website out of some misguided theory that it's really going to hurt those farmers. It's also pretty funny the amount of people who seen to think joining OF makes them trailblazers in fucking around when they're all just copying what Sig did.

 

[DocHoliday1977]

I suggested a Michael Fassbender tribute lolcow thread on Onion Farms.

I did this out of honor. *snickers

 

[c-no]

Imagine turning into this much of a retard because you fedposted and then couldn't control your autism on a sock

As far as fedposting goes, it all would be fun but users should remember: this site is probably on a watch list and we already attract enough politispergs to becoming users.

 

[Disc]

Hey, it's your boy @SIGSEGV. Since @Null is a retard and didn't ban my obvious sock, I wanted to tell you that you're a fucking nigger and should kill yourself immediately, because my fedpost was meant to mock retards just like you. And to all of the people talking shit about me now that I'm banned: you're cowards for holding your tongues until I ate a (completely justified) ban.

There are literally three posts to this account's name, the second of which is literally calling for it's own ban.

Which implies that he made literally one post, didn't get a response to it, and immediately started tantruming about it

What a moron!

wat?

You know I'm not calling him idiotic, and the post i was responding to that did was... your own, right?

...Are you so desperate to start shit you're beefing with yourself?

 

[Kabuki Actor]

Crank this thing up the maximum contamination rating, regardless of the current state. Invent a new one for it.

 

[Bob Barker]

You know I'm not calling him idiotic, and the post i was responding to that did was... your own, right?

...Are you so desperate to start shit you're beefing with yourself?

I was being entirely serious in both posts.