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That annoyed me about Philosophy Tube: on that "coming out" video, as soon as he sits down as Abigail for the first time he laughs and says "So happy I don't have to do the voice anymore!".Except a lot of them do - compare how Oliver Thorn/Philosophy Tube sounds in his “coming out” video before and after he shows up as “Abigail”. Troons who try and sound feminine almost never sound like actual women, they might raise the pitch of their voice a bit, even add some vocal fry, but it’s still unmistakably male and sounds either super gay, or like a man mocking the way women talk, and overall has this real uncanny valley effect.
If you were born a man it's pretty obviously that the deeper voice is your real and natural voice, and kicking it up an octave in a pathetic parody of what you think women sounds like is the "fake voice". How many levels of denial are these guys on.
Anyway, since this is the Jim thread and not the BreadTube one: Jim was way off point with his "patenting game mechanics is bad" rant. Not necessarily the central premise, which you could argue either way, but the overused example of the mini-games-on-loading-screens patent.
That patent was clearly invalid from day one, due to a number of existing games back in the 80s having mini games on loading screens. The reason no one applied for revocation is because it wasn't fucking worth it. By the time it was granted in the late 90s, gamers didn't want to play a mini game on a loading screen, they wanted shorter loading screens, or preferably no loading screens. Putting a mini game up there would obviously increase the loading time. So the patent owner didn't implement it, and no one else even wanted to.
Why do people always point to this patent, as if there would be some awesome genre of loading screen mini games without it? All you can realistically do is a space invader clone that you play for ten seconds. Do you really feel like you're missing out? Or would you rather the game just start already?